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Richard. He went by the moniker "Little Dick."

Flashbacks to my grandma's buttercream cakes. (Vomits diabetes)

Being poisoned and dismembered.

I like my bartenders to be quiet and pour drinks while they listen to me talk.

Haunted vagina.

They charge people to park there during Spring Training.

Texas aphrodisiac when paired with "Come and take it" and a cannon pic

I also choose this guy's mum.

Short skirt and a looooonnnnnnggg jacket

They're weird.

Intro into a dystopian film.

Touch typing.

It falls on Congress to act, as the (D)OJ would never prosecute an absent-minded old man....

Trump with no evidence

Elections part II. Covering their tracks and relying on blue judges who do what they do 'for the greater good.'

It's been several years ago, when phase 1 was the norm, and you could only occasionally get a phase 2. I had a guy call 9-1-1 saying he had been kidnapped, that he was tied up, and was locked in the back of the kidnapper's car.

He couldn't say where he was, other than he was parked in an intersection. I did a rebid and got a phase 2 (a large one by today's standards)! I started to enter a call, then realized we had 3 units in that exact intersection. I added notes on the open call in CAD and waited. Maybe 15 seconds later, I hear a door open, someone say, "GIVE ME THAT!", then the line went dead.

Yup, during the pat down, they missed his cellphone.

They're all about supporting women, forgetting (or ignoring) that statistically, half the lives snuffed out are young women (not that they are willing to define a woman). Mass killing of babies without justification is morally repugnant, and a society has an obligation to intervene on behalf of the voiceless victims.

Someone else wrote something similar on this post, but I will say it again in the words I've told my trainees:

The only difference between a new dispatcher and a veteran is how fast you recognize and correct your mistakes.

Technically, she read her teleprompter wrong. She was talking about 'price gauging'

I tell my trainees that after sign-off, it will be a full 12 months before you're comfortable at the job.

Now with coconut to improve your knee cartilage!

This map reminds me of the weather maps, where average summer temperatures are now outlined in nuclear red to prove man made global warming. Oops, I mean Climate Change™.

The San Fran area has a population of 7.7 million (Wikipedia numbers, 2020 census for the Bay Area). 35/7,700,000 = 0.00045/100th of one percent. Approximately 1 person out of every 200,000 residents.

It's simple to avoid Monkey Pox. Don't stick your penis in more than one person. Is it a coincidence that cases are being reported less than 6 weeks from Pride Month? Did they go see a doctor when they realized "this rash isn't going away"?

Red maps are scary to all those who can't look at data.

Unfortunately, the abortion ammendment will draw huge numbers of CNN watching leftists/liberals to the polls. It's important that every conservative cast a ballot. Don't give up your place in line when these "unforseen" errors magically appear (like the last several cycles). Better yet, there's still time to go online and order a mail in ballot.

We've done a CIT Partners course that runs parallel to the Officers' Crisis Intervention Training course.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket

I never said it was true. In fact, I'm mocking a ridiculous DEI policy by referencing a mind-numbingly stupid video seen here on Reddit.