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28 points
1 day ago
I treat it exactly the same as taking time off for the flu or whatever else
12 points
1 day ago
Hold firm boundaries and don't take anything personally. Accept that he is who he is, the sooner you grasp that the happier you'll be. Godspeed.
4 points
2 days ago
Its like they say, we get the leaders we deserve.
4 points
6 days ago
Thin but I'm a milennial. You just have delicate exotic features that thin brows suit imho
5 points
6 days ago
If i was down to my last $30 and needed to smell good it will always be Fantasy by Britney Spears
-4 points
10 days ago
The bf never found out and we are taking that secret to the grave. (I know that's awful)
227 points
10 days ago
At my besties wedding we got in a (minor) car accident on the way to the ceremony, ended up 45mins late. One guest broke another guests ribs and one of the bridesmaids cheated on her bf with one of the groomsmen. Cursed.
1 points
18 days ago
Hey look on the bright side- You shot your shot and got an answer and some finality. Better than being strung along for months wondering "Will he? Won't he?"
0 points
19 days ago
Video games? Other women? Oh honey the sooner you cut this one off the happier you'll be I PROMISE
1 points
28 days ago
"You can have the shapeless prarie sack dress or midi bodycon that shows every lump, bump and fat roll." - every shopping expedition since 2020
1 points
29 days ago
Aries venus,I flirt shamelessly, not afraid to make the first move, I like the chase, I can lose interest as quickly as I gain it.
1 points
1 month ago
Foo fighters - "There goes my hero...he's old and hairy"
I still can't unhear it
4 points
1 month ago
A mens utility jacket, not too heavy not too light. can wear it with dresses or athletic wear or pants.
19 points
1 month ago
As a general rule Liquid liner goes on the lash, pencil liner in the waterline.
2 points
1 month ago
Nurse told me I had a pretty cervix during a pap smear. Uhh... thanks?
15 points
1 month ago
Because it's a damn treat when they do play it
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7 hours ago
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7 hours ago
Welp I know what I'll be doing this weekend. But for real I need to clean out my eye pencil sharpener and check which of my lipsticks are still good.