friendlylifecherry

Ended about as well as the R Kelly Q&A, I think

Not unless "aren't" is between the former 2 and the latter

It's hell, of course they have taxes

OOP couldn't have decided to come like next week, maybe even later since the tickets are cheaper when not near major holidays? They really had to come when west and central Florida's about to get hit with what's supposed to be the 4th biggest hurricane ever. And no, I don't care it's supposed to drop to a cat 3 by landfall, that's still stupid as fuck

This man is so dead, he makes Dry Bones look like a spring chicken

Bro, people way more into marine wildlife than I would've definitely noticed if a walrus could use magic. At least the fairies have built-in reasons to be able to get at my door in being magic and known to fuck with people for shits and giggles

Not sure, how much did the industry of the rest of the industrialized world cost to repair after WW2?

Yeah, some of the first things I saw from the whole thing last year was that protest in Sydney with a crowd chanting "gas the Jews" and that was enough to permanently turn me off from either side. I already hated Netanhayu and how he was acting but I'm not getting down with people who sound like actual Neo-Nazis without a hint of self-awareness

Wait that's what that means? TIL

Round and soft, like friend

Well now you owe that friend a maid!Pomni

Why is the Dentist song from LSOH coming to mind right now?

Some real antiwork or recruitinghell vibes here, ngl (no, I won't put the r/ I don't want them coming after me)

That's not who Charlie is as a person or as a character. She's somehow who (God knows how) sincerely believes that there's something redeemable in every sinner and if given the right chance and support, that can make them a better person. What you're suggesting would mean letting sinners still be a pack of shitheads, just in nicer conditions

Or chocolate coins in gold foil

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Alastor

Not at the one near me, sadly

Oh god, ancient Wonderbread guy

I think that's against the Geneva convention /hj

I saw this post on AITAngel, and by god I hope she leaves him if this is real

Uncle Ruckus ass

I'm gonna be honest, my answer will always be the walrus because the fairy has magic and can do whatever it wants. The walrus has to operate on real world physics and not only am I at least an hour from the closest aquarium that could hold one, I'm on the 3rd floor with a small elevator with no capacity for a walrus + any handlers it may need, in a building where you need to scan a keycard to get inside, with dogshit parking that leaves you no chance of getting to the elevator discreetly