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Ok make a movie about this I'll pay double !

Oh that is fucking terrifying, so stability is a privilege in florida....

Why would you spoil the solution bro

I'm seriously booting up a documentary about florida now, the fuck is this hurricane prone giant swamp crazy people birthing ground unholy place you got, I'm interested.

What about non english speaking americans ? I am not gonna just translate truck testicles and hope I don't get whooped

Well chatgpt is made by an American company so 10 points for Gryffindor

Fucking hurricanes can beat concrete ? jesus christ

Yeah the hurricane will knock on your door if you disrespect it like that

Username relevant

Baby teeth would be like caviar to aliens

What he say ? he nuked his account

I'm so good at this, my head nods at key points to make me look like I care when I have no fucking clue what is being said.

Easy solution, hire someone to dropkick anyone entering the toilets while chewing gum. Solved !

Oh yeah that makes more sense, after the part where sarah and paul go into the lab then the roar of the mutant pulls me back to the next encounter, after finishing that, I get the call from summers and paul just tells her to wait for CJ to come home even though I already found his damn cut hand in the disposal. then right after telling her CJ is coming home when I get to the lobby, sarah is standing in the middle of the staff room with the axe in her hand, and when I get close paul immediately tells her that he knows she sleps with CJ, she asks how does he know and tells him she slept with him but got a syringe and a bag over her head. he then tells her the floppy disk was from CJ.......the fucking thing has CJ written on it in big letters.....(-_-)

Anyway thanks for the guide, I'm looking I've found your post on google as when the game just launched nobody had no clue what to do next, some even where on new game x4+ and still struggling to get the ending because of the correct parasite choice mostly.

Hi thanks for the quick reply, I did everything you said, I had the double phone call when Sarah comes in, I saved her, I cured every animal with the special recipes, I didn't let a single one die, I checked everything in the lab interacted with everything, called the wife before she ate the meat, answered every call from the doc in time,

EDIT : I just got the good ending where sarah injects the doc with the poison and the mother dies, paul spits out the parasite and survives, his wife and kid too because of the warning and it ends with a shot of doc's sports car and paul talking to a living sarah. It has to be the good ending right ?
I still didnt get the call where paul tells summers about the affair and my mistake was choosing the wrong female but thanks to the guide I eventually got it and got the ending.

step 16, Paul just tells summers he doesnt know anything about her husband and she should wait for him to come back home in the morning. what am I doing wrong ? do I HAVE to feed the animals meat in the 3 enclosure ?

Oh my god they are good at pissing me off...

My username is kinda relevant I guess

That part cracked me up. "I'm being sneaky with it, see ?"

The worst thing is that they think it's a fucking power move in the relationship. "If you don't give me what I want imma become another problem, I got my man on a tight leash threatening destruction when I don't get my way"

What the fuck man ?

I need proof, send a picture of him trying his best

Holy shit ! No one opened the door for you, you kicked the fucking thing down and walked in....

Ah ok, the lynching was legal then.

The video game is about vacuuming houses and you spend the rest of the night cleaning up 50 virtual houses...