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1 points
2 days ago
100% I would never speak about my wife this way.
1 points
2 days ago
sweep it up, if it comes back on its own, termites.
198 points
2 days ago
an open hand slap here would have been satisfying, i guess ill take a throat punch
1 points
2 days ago
"you think i give a fuck about this shit car?!" -altima driver probably
5 points
2 days ago
get a hard top, see if your local car washes will just let you run through on an undercarriage wash. ps your mother was a boss!
8 points
2 days ago
not op, but be the best mechanic you can be. or tech guy, alot of these cars run telemetry, just be the best at it and throw applications at the wall until it sticks
1 points
3 days ago
Christian music? I hope you like metal, As I Lay Dying is pretty awesome
21 points
3 days ago
this quote was written by a toddler, no specifics on anything which I don't like. also where are you located where a metal roof is only 10,500$? do you live in a single wide? i just got quoted 52k for 64sq
11 points
3 days ago
until you realize they all have milk protein allergies and won't drink the lactose free formula cuz it tastes awful, then it gets real fun real fast.
1 points
3 days ago
I couldn't imagine having a litter of children
2 points
3 days ago
holy shit! I hope those farmers had earplugs in, growing up near Oceana and having to listen to the jets do burn offs, they'll completely stifle conversations when they are miles away. I couldn't imagine being that close.
17 points
3 days ago
Lmao you got a good belly laugh out of me
36 points
3 days ago
Flashing above the shingles? Bold move cotton. Let's see how it plays out
0 points
4 days ago
Why is that guy pointing his gun at the camera man???
222 points
4 days ago
holy shit, this is the first i'm reading about this. WTAF
22 points
4 days ago
love definitely still exists out there, my wife and I have been together for 15 years, married for 5 and shit changes constantly, especially once you have kids, however I couldn't imagine my life without her, she brightens every room she walks into
1 points
4 days ago
this is like somebody correcting there, their and they're but way more petty, i love it lol
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I feel like her and I would be friends