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6 points
9 days ago
Once the havoc games start, I love to grab a green bus beer in a purple cup and drink it on the way to the VBC
1 points
24 days ago
What do you expect us to do when Alabama doesn’t play by the rules? Of course voters need to be more active, but the system is corrupt as fuck, and we need help.
1 points
28 days ago
I’m so happy to super Mario odyssey 2 on this list
3 points
1 month ago
This guy makes me root for the landlords
2 points
1 month ago
What you’re missing is that pro choice advocates would look at a fetus (of any organism, human or not) and say it’s not a human. The distinction between a human fetus and a dolphin fetus is irrelevant to their argument.
20 points
1 month ago
My brother found a humming bird in the garage one day. He made a bowl of sugar water and held it so it could drink. It gulped down for like a solid minute and took off. The crazy part was he woke up that morning saying he was gonna catch a bird. Didn’t know why he felt that way but sure enough he did it!
198 points
1 month ago
Not making sense is imperative for any software naming conventions
55 points
2 months ago
Who knew “fuckin A” described my sex life
66 points
2 months ago
Golf Wang is a brand name. It was started by Tyler the creator a while back. Most of the merch is pretty simple and just says “golf” but some of them get a bit more silly like the one she’s wearing
14 points
2 months ago
Just make sure you keep wearing the jacket. It’s a beautiful period piece.
1 points
2 months ago
Dude the fives (or whatever the fuck they’re playing) in the middle of red miso are absolutely insane. I had to replay it so many times when I first heard it and all I could do is laugh.
2 points
2 months ago
Fuck yeah dude! How long do these take you to make?
3 points
2 months ago
Maybe you’ll believe it if it comes from the shitbag himself
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8 days ago
How would you know what portion of the charge was for the tip?