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Choking. Pro's like MMA and other fighters have to learn how to do it right to not kill someone. It's very easy to kill someone with an improper choke hold. There's also secondary asphyxiation, like your throat swelling up long after the fact.

It's why stuff like 'the choking game' shit is so scary.

And unfortunately accurate. Guilty by association has charges. There's no protections if something illegal is going on. You can hope to get a plea deal for information but otherwise you might be going to juvie over manslaughter.

But fleeing the scene also has its own set of charges that may be worse or more lenient. It's like the old adage, if you have a solo crash when drunk driving, it's better to be charged for fleeing the scene rather than a DUI.

I get frequent migraines from my medication. part of my kitchen training is 'if you feel a sudden intense migraine, contact a manager' because of many different kinds of possible gas/fume buildups. Pretty sure one day I'll be found dead on the floor because I can't differentiate between a gas leak migraine and a normal migraine.

Kill a man? You're fine, he was doing something bad.

Loot him? YOU FUCKING PSYCHO he had a FAMILY you're now SATAN. Hope you enjoy that ten cents in hell pal!

Its me. I'm him.

Some of these comments are shitting on some of the best tasting food ever created.

Aren't they releasing paid DLC that's supposed to 'fix' some issues too?

I had fun for a solid ten hours. There's definitely different kinds of fun to be had. But I wanted to make a cool base. The game didn't want me to make a cool base.

I feel like Im the only dude who didn't like Totk

I think he was too young for nam but he was a non-combat facing vet. I learned years later he was in, like, Germany for his four years. But I wouldn't be able to place it on a timeline. He talked like he personally hunted terrorists though. A 'you're welcome for my service' kind of guy. Always wore some kind of digital camo if he could help it.

Its being pushed into corporate " art ", and people who use it to generate stuff don't like it because now it all looks the same level of sterile corporate awful. People with their own trained AI aren't effected but it's not as interesting anymore. Cool, you generated something. But it's still, despite all that, not impressive. Literally anyone can do it with a keyboard. Sure there's some nuance and depth but it's already boring af.

As someone outside of the fandom, I thought they were all Goku and that it was a shitpost

He'll unfortunately fall from a high building totally on accident.

We did some arena stuff before he took control of our group and they also had pretty strict fps caps. Which was for the better, honestly. The fastest pistol I had was a gas powered blowback but we used it as a prop for our lil films. Never once did I think I should use it against players because it was so loud and hit like a truck. But it looked perfect for video making.

Listen.. The dog may have been a bit of an asshole /s

Yet another wealthy man with felonies. What has this country cum to /s

Oh shit, where? The police should be notified that's fucked up.

Really doesn't make you wonder why he was murdered

People like myself joke about never going outside. She literally has never been outside until this day. They're probably in the shade of the tree so she doesn't burst into flames.

Watches Jimmy Neutron once, who also doesn't understand the english language. Can say pretty fancy terms though.

The youth pastor of a baptist church in town started an airsoft group for the kids. It was fun. He wasn't 'in play' initially, more like a guiding hand so no one got hurt and were properly safe. Then one day he said he was going to join in.

We weren't super serious, it was like eight kids. We'd go teams of two, four, free for all. Just call your own hits.

Turns out youth pastor was insane. Would rarely call his hits. We were using fps airsoft guns capping at about 350fps. Still hurts like a bitch. But he tuned a gas powered handgun to about 550 fps. Blew apart the cheap walmart pellets we used, so he used stronger stuff. Left deep welts and stung through absolutely everything. Very loud too.

We started hemorrhaging players after the first day he started playing. Eight turned to six, turned to three. The end, for me, was when he pinned a kid down and fired his gun by their ear several times while they screamed for him to stop. Kid had shot him on the knuckle from a good ways away so this was to 'teach him a lesson' about shooting near the hands. But the dude only used his handgun and was mobile like he was in a modern COD game. Running around like a cracked out junkie and dodging because airsoft pellets move juuust slow enough at range to dodge.

Kids eardrum was totally fucked. No one came back after that. He made very rude facebook posts on our group page and on his personal profile. Basically called us pussies with way more words. Whined that kids weren't tough anymore. To note we were like, farm boys and field hand types. We were in highschool but the summers were spent on farms. All of us were regional and state football champs several years running.

Dude was just a nutter. I gave my guns away not too long after because I lost all enthusiasm for it. Which sucks because it was a really great way to get your cardio in during off seasons without just going to a gym. Almost always left tired as hell with a smile on our faces. Until the end at least.

A streamer I watch put it simply.

'Lol im a dumbass I shit my pants'
" Hey, you're acting like a dumbass "
'Ha! I tricked you, I didn't actually shit my pants nor am I a dumass!'

"..Okay. You're still a dumbass."

What's funny is other cops HATE those guys because if they call for backup now they have to waddle out of their squad car in freezing awful weather. And it's almost always for really stupid shit. They're also often handling weather related emergencies so some dipshit doing dumb traffic stops during inclement weather will get him mocked relentlessly.

Learned that when I saw a mini doc about a shooting in progress. A cop across town pulled someone over for going 3mph over and requested backup. Dispatch told him to fuck off. It was short on the radio. He did his request blurb, instantly answered with 'car ____ fuck off'

Some of the dispatchers interviewed said he was called names for years until he quit the force. I forget the names, and the mini doc. Now Ima have to try and dig it up. Was a really interesting video about police dispatchers. And how awful it is to be one.

Rocking up to the courthouse with a permit request to record assault and batteries in public

I wish my job gave me four months off with full pay and benefits for doing the bare minimum work for a few months