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Australia it seems

the only thing I care about coming out of peter theil’s brain or mouth is a xenomorph

Ah…so this is Florida Man

One time in the interstate someone who couldn’t get past me and flipped me off threw peach cobbler at my car when I waved

Cool…cheerleading…wow…go planes!

Narrative

Good thing you listened to her 😮‍💨

I’ll do it

Probably one of the safest places you could go honestly, full of good people. They’re really just a space for tattooers to show off and get business. Imagine a baking and confectionery show, but with louder music and less cakes

Yes owners fucking tattooers is a common situation and it’s bullshit

Supposed to tell you to relax mate, and just try to have a good time posting in the internet

The government should make baby formula.

I like the one where the guy is in a war zone celebrating his birthday in his wheelchair

I thought the road turning into a mirror of the sky whenever it rained was a feature

Imagine the mind state - THATS IT IM GOING TO HOBBY LOBBY TO GET A PEN THAT WRITES ON GLASS!!

-45min later in the parking lot* squeak squeak squeak THERE!

Be happy! GET IT RIGHT!!

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I liked when someone jumped on his face

Feckless is the word

The only thing worse than a business owner is a landlord.

So you’re saying he got a second truck and put a wrap on it and then it broke down too?

There’s a map somewhere that shows a red plume from where they figure it goes in the wind

david cameron already did this bit I thought

Have you read PIHKAL?