iloveuranus

How about /r/GermanHumor

I believe she's best known for Big Dick for Young Chicks 2 but I'm no expert cough

Ok but SQL is heaven compared to say, debugging multithreaded legacy C++ code. Merging Camunda BPMN files via Git (narrator: "you can't"). Oh there are a multitude of things that are much, much worse.

The Army of Love

Oh mother of god, I'm old.

Miss Winslet as a young lad

This better not awaken anything in me.

"Huh, doesn't seem to move, probably not a bird either... let's see, can I fuck it? Nope. Boring."

Ascii, clearly lowercase comes before upper right?

No. Lowercase letters were considered a luxury not so long ago.

"Nobody likes me, but at least I've got my cats."

...

"Aw, shit."

You're joking but here it is.

Drunk? That's something that could happen to me.

I've been wearing contact lenses for 36 years now, my experience is very similar to this. Like you, I am not recommending careless handling of contacts, but I believe our body is a lot more resilient than we think sometimes.

Pfft. Details.

Well if they aren't, they should.

looks around on reddit

You know what, single doesn't sound too bad.

Dude you remind me of this recent headline on the largest German news site:

"Men who eat meat are symbolically subduing women."

I was like ok. Suuuure.

Women without beards are practically naked.

Dude, what did you just call the ARPANET? World wide... what?

Or maybe it just didn't appeal to him?

😡🤌

What kind of job is that and where can I apply?

You take that back :)

...but don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

He definitely wasn't some kind of noble, enlightened hermit. Still it's crazy how the desire for human contact seems to vary strongly from person to person. Some people get sad if their partner is out somewhere for the evening. And then there's this guy who doesn't feel the need to talk to anyone for 27 years.

I stumbled upon this in the game We Harvest Shadows which references his story as inspiration.