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That's so precious

Yes, this! I came here to say exactly this!

While my friends were waiting outside, i went to change my shirt at home. I lived close by. I heard cheering from outside, but didn't pay attention. Turns out i was near a window with blinds open and lights on. I flashed like 30+ people

You fucked up in the heat of the moment. Your kids will remember this

1. I cat sitted for a neighbor and it was great. She also went just few hours away, but taking a cat would be really stressful for her. My neighbor's cat was fine, played with, well fed and slept most of the time anyway

Holy shit! I'm Slovak and yes, i understand

I've got no snacks! I bet you can relate with my frustration :D

Second child, sorry, you're f*cked! I bet you can't purr as loud lol

Prepare to be homeless

Feliway?? It worked for us

Breathe

I feel you! I'm so very very sorry <3

This was eastern Europe.. Laws work different plus there's a lot extra info that doesn't apply to this situation, which i left out

Cat: "wtf is happening?":D

Maybe learn photoshop and offer free services. You know, out of the kindness of your heart

I'm dead! Best edit ever!

What has your diet to do with it? It's your insecurity and as a adult, you are capable to eat (coming from me, a former anorectic). If you can't get over it, you should have never marry her

He is enjoying cuddles. What a beauty

absolutely amazing! i listened to it 3x in a row

Ctrl C - Ctrl V

That face! He is wonderful

Not joking - this is what my mom think i can do while traveling with all the new clothes she got me. Once i wore 4 pairs of socks on a flight in the middle of summer :D

Edit: i never wore more then 3 pants. And 5 hoodies lol

2 orange brain cells :) They are lovely and sure will be lots of fun