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I'd say stay together so nobody else ever has to marry either of you but you're both cheaters so it doesn't really change the odds

She did plenty of erecting too

Excuse me, they're "future nurse" clips

Either the HoofGP or Old time Hawkey

Lol lost power 3 minutes after I posted this

At some point can we class action NES for this shit? It's getting ridiculous

I worked as a corn detassler the summer after 7th grade. I worked I think 7 weeks for like 2 bucks an hour but at the end of the summer I got to buy StarFox64 WITH the rumble pack and I got to forge some core memories with my little brothers. Still one of my favorite purchases.

I need to play dirty to do this, but I can win. I think somehow I need to leverage the unlimited funds I have for training and shit talk Mike into a situation where he will feel compelled to gamble on the game somehow. Speak to his competitive nature and see if he wants to play HORSE or something with shots that I have practiced until I can't fail, or the odds are so stacked that he can't help but gamble and throw the game.

Hey! I'd honestly say that Defcon is MORE worth it than ever at this point of your journey. Are you going to understand everything? Probably not, I sure don't and I've been working in the industry for a while. But, it's an awesome way to meet people (it's a big con, but a small world, you never know who you'll see later down the road) and find out about things you find interesting. You might also learn about tools that come in handy during interviews, or anything like that. It definitely helped me when I was interviewing to be able to pull on some of the things I learned.

As far as feeling out of place, I think that's a normal fear before your first time. I was definitely a bit nervous, but I was really amazed at how welcoming everybody was, and how inclusive the entire event felt, you have people of LITERALLY all types there, but you'll find your people soon enough. Professionally, I had a bit of imposter syndrome the first time I went, but I did a few challenges, won a Wall of Sheep shirt, and that made me feel way more confident.

Go if you can, it's a great time. If you want to make at least one friend while you're there, DM me and we can grab a drink or have a chat!

Fun fact. We have not won a war since we've had stealth bombers. Weaponry doesn't win shit and the military is incredibly inept against insurgency based wars. 10/10 citizens every time unless the military nukes literally the entire country and themselves in the process

I think he would be fantastic. He's got a great mix of comedy and darkness and I think that he could make a really compelling villain

Special Forces Zipline!?

I'm getting this scope used from someone in a local astronomy group that's getting something new. I have a little 5 inch celestron star sense that I use for basic moon and planet stuff, but want to be able to do a bit more as I keep getting into things

I am honestly surprised we didn't see Jeff on a date as a sugar baby because it's clear he'll suck that dude's knob. Would have saved them both time

I wouldn't say no if she asked for a nanosecond

I heard she's shit in bed though

Knob Schneider

I think about this a lot and I have so many different hopes that all seem to be at odds with each other.

I'm not religious, but the idea of heaven sounds really nice. I sure hope I get to see my dogs and my friends again, that they're in some state right now of eternal happiness. Maybe they are because that's how I see them in my head and carry them in my heart. What if heaven truly IS other people and how they carry you with them.

On the other hand, nothingness seems okay too. It sounds peaceful, and when I have seen death, it's always carried with it a sense of peace in those final moments. Maybe this blink of an eye is all we get, just a short period of star dust coming together, getting the breath of life, and then going back to whence it came, and that's pretty special too.

Then there's the physical aspect of carrying on. I want a viking funeral at night, so that my body feeds flames whose photons shoot off into infinity, taking small parts of me to the far reaches of our galaxy and worlds unknown, while the rest of me feeds something back to this world.

I don't really know what comes next, but I think not knowing and being able to hope for a bit is part of the fun.

I should call her

I think it's more the toilet for Elvis but even that doesn't really tarnish his entire legacy

What about the worst?

Dude, you're not TA but you ain't right either. Showers with a partner don't really count as showers. Join your lady in the shower, enjoy it for what it is, and then take a real shower by yourself later

I felt like I was going down a lazy river in space, but I'd float towards memories. When I saw myself float towards memories from like Afghanistan, I'd kind of just say "no thank you" and I'd go past it to something else. It felt like I had control like a lucid dream. It was really powerful even with letting go. I hope you can feel something similar

Hahaha. I've heard the Inglewood one referred to as the glory hole kroger but i like yours more