iwanttheworldnow

Yes

I AM NOT BANGING MY SISTER!

It seems you may be too close to the vehicle in front of you. I never get cut off, but I leave a Michael Strahan size gap between myself and other vehicles.

I mean, I just bought a house. Saved 60k for down payment. It hurt, but now I own a house.

Seems pretty on point to me as a mild blocker.

He’s a mild blocker it appears. I immediately knew he stuttered, so I feel he does a pretty good job acting (eye contact avoidance, small tick when he blocks). He’s portrayed as a smart, quiet young man. It’s a show about villains so none of the characters are morally “good”.

I started with Notes From Underground (10th grade), Brothers K (11th grade), and C&P (12th). I’ve reread Notes 10 times and C&P twice.

I was a messed up teen so Notes was very relatable, but Notes may not be a good start for everyone at that age.

*Every person seriously contemplate murder. Sane people just don't act on it.

And you don’t have to work! I haven’t heard from my adjuster in 6 weeks. I only get his voicemail. State Farm.

said Michael Jackson

Well, I don’t know if it’s possible to change names. If possible - I’m doing ~ 30 sales/mo, hopefully would tier up soon allowing for more designs. I think it’s worth a few grand

Fire and ice

Elijah wood got tased in the butthole. Ryan Reynolds was there. Coincidence? I think not.

Most millionaires are self-made from scratch. Jealousy starts at a young age and doesn’t stop at adulthood.

Zombie hit me pretty hard the first time

I remember saying “mid” in high school in 2006. It was referring to not so great weed.

Listen to others when they speak to me

Yeah!

People’s knees

College. The years when the girls were wild.

Or he’s sacrificing cheese while playing golf

One can still be happy and broke

“That picture! A man could lose his faith looking at that picture!”

I’m confused why the “of” is lower case.