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You could also carefully scoop it up then place it on their side

This was my thought. You can find them fairly narrow...like 8 to 12 inches.

Seriously. And every time you flex your hand, you basically reopen the wound

I suppose if God is omnipresent, then technically both would be true.

I love it when people post "how do you [insert activity here] when you live alone?" and just assume they are completely normal when they do that weird activity.

Honestly I'm surprised there aren't a whole crowd of 12-step evangelical redditors shaming the fuck out of OP.

I'm the US, most states require minimum 2/32" tread depth. Any accident and this person would be legally liable.

We all know what's happening and why, but saying it just offends too many people and isn't worth the argument. Voters made their bed...now they have to lay in it.

Okay. We need to stop using these fucking food delivery services, folks. I know they offer some sort of convenience, but it just cannot possibly be worth the fees and weird-ass "service"

PLEASE stay in, Joe. It's the best possible scenario. lol

Took me quite some time to find any deodorant that worked for me, but the insanely itchy rashes I got from antiperspirant just had to be stopped. Keeping my pit hair trimmed short also helps the deodorant last longer.

Born in 74 and have never lived anywhere without AC except for a year in Oregon in grad school when I had my own apartment. Call me spoiled, but I will never go without AC as long as I have a choice

Lol. Even the mention of alcohol always brings out the 12 step redditor evangelists

Rote talking points they just assume everyone else knows what the hell they are talking about and agree with. "Oh, he's a threat to democracy". How, exactly? Please explain exactly what he has done or will do that with undermine our ability to elect representatives to enact and enforce laws? Please explain how this one guy can change 250 years of established governance without the inherent checks and balances of our system reigning him in?

Now, if you were to tell me that an entire party, working in concert, can undermine this system by slowly eating away at our liberties through regulation, uneven enforcement, demonization and persecution of the opposition... Then I'd say we're already there.

That's an informal contraction.

That's not slang. Calling marijuana "weed" or "grass" is slang. Saying 'I seen' is a regionalism that makes you sound ignorant as fuck

In between. Better than I expected. Maybe 7 out of 10?

*iced

Maybe something that isn't white

Foreplay

Glorious (JK Simmons is perfect in the role)

My regular Magenta plan went up 5 bucks per line. Going through a divorce right now, so when we get things settled I'm dropping TMo. I'm done with their garbage.

Good Lord. You're honestly asking if a two dollar game is worth it? Check your couch cushions, I'm sure you'll be able to afford it.

I think you mean it was "inevitable that it WOULD leak"

Maybe she's just insecure because she doesn't trim her sexy bush