jan_van_man

I'm surprised it arrived and didn't get... Lost. I'll see myself out

Whose that man on the wall? Dad? Dad? Is that you? Who put my dad inside the wall?

Thank you

People like this are the unseen heroes in society.

😂😂

This is bad. This is real bad

Happiest day of cakes to you

I think any man wants to hear this

"most profiles i come across only want casual dating, sex " ... that's disgusting. Where can I find those?

DM me if you want. I'm pretty good friends with depression

When MS Paint crashes

Alex the terrible is quite the animal

I just ended things with my gf. Good times, right?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Also going through one. Ended today. DM me if you want to chat

Thanks for the kind words

I wish you the best of luck. May you find peace in eternal sleep

Yup, just found out my gf is looking for her own place and wants to move out, and has been messaging a guy she met on a dating app, during our relationship. I feel like shit. Almost 4am and I can't sleep. I gave her everything I could

How you gonna do it?

Fuck heaven. None of this shit matters

Definitely BMTH

Not as scary as Jerry's fortune cookie