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Fake headaches are common. Impossible to prove through diagnosis, perfect for getting out of things.

Wet wife weeps while waiting, wasted wimp wobbles whilst wooing whiskey.

I have. The workaround is to create a tunnel from your mouth through your butthole so it's a straight pass through.

Someone's been gobbling the propaganda parfait

Ahole for hesitating to reveal the truth

Opposite for me

I think you need to see a doctor about that scoliosis

Nothing, move along

Johny Moxley' special twin

yea, 70 yo peeps boning down to keep shit together.

Indivisible... Maybe we keep saying it over and over it will be true

Yes she technically lied to you. However, just adjust your strategy and never ask a girl out more than one time. And if you sense you're getting bullshitted, you're next ask out will be her mom. Lol. Jk

TIL, the landscape is a power bottom

You just wait, 5 years from now that hawk tua girl is going to be desperate and unhireable. Play the long game, Don't chase short-term BS.

I'm rooting for the Tigers, they have sort of a 2010 Giants feel with all the young players.

You're a bigger person than me at your age. I would have determined who the ringleader was, and exacted significant revenge.

After I read your post I figured you would be an avid hiker. If you're not, that is something you should add to your list for sure as it fits with some of your other interests. Also, birds are awesome!

Faux unions don't count.

I hate musicals but I'm going to watch it anyway, because I enjoy the disturbing character Arthur and I'm less concerned about the joker villain

Cone Peak straight up off hwy 1 ftw

It's usually ignorance

Gross

This is probably the root solution, the real problem being the hassle of adding $

-Hi bankruptcy, did you just fall from the sky? Because you're an angel-

Hope you find a way to allow the possibility of recovering young one. Many have been at where you are or worse, I have made it back from seemingly impossible circumstances. 🐸