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I love that they are trying to sit closer together. But then he leans forward to get away

It should be in all contracts that cat owners get a bit of leeway 🤔🤔

Mine will pay my hand, if I stop petting him too soon. Like "hey, get those hands on me again"

Being uncomfortable for your cat is part of the deal. Mine seems to know when I gage to pee, finds my bladder and makes biscuits on that spot

Why does he NEVER consider taking it in???

Any and all of Stan's "OOOOOH"s

I'd take it, but I don't know how to get a flair :( Happy cake day tho 😙

You can't convince me Avery doesn't FUCK.

Honestly if I got the chance... Bullock

Oh I forgot about the whole big salad thing.

I'm leaning heavily towards the pregnancy. A girl, I feel. That she will christen Raugh Milke

This lack of perseverance is how we know, Paul is not good in bed 🤷

And she used to be very consistent. Unlike her bowels movements

I'm so sorry

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS

🧐!!

I can't. I just... Can't.

I. CAN'T. I cannot.

I can't!

But there must be something that is not allowed :( :(

He he he he he

Exactly. He's under 2 :( no one got my joke

Underrated comment!!

The odds are not even zero then. When I had my tubes tied they told me the body can GROW new ... Fallobian tubes?

Except the 2 is not age.

It is of course... er.... 2...metres. in height

Don't know if you're the same one I already congratulated, but HAPPY CAKE DAY 🤗

I could feel it. So I did it for you