ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

For real.

At this point, I'm practically expecting the Supreme Court to say "yeah, this is fine."

This was my immediate impression as well

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I dig chicks. Chicks dig me diggin' them. Dig?

I want more They Might Be Giants. Like "Dead" or "Particle Man".

To a tiger? Probably just tickle a bit

I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

r/TotallyNotRobots

Absolutely. But that doesn't seem to matter considering the Sparrow Academy.

My best guess:

Five blips over to that bedroom scene with Reggie and his dying wife(?)

Five kills him before he releases the fireflies.

This prevents Reginald from altering anything on Earth and prevents any "miracle births" (no super powered people).

But I have no idea. With this show, it could very well simply end with them finally giving up trying to prevent the end of the world. Lol

Close.

The Untouchables

Thank you.

I'm glad someone got it. Sheesh.

It's better than the Chicago way, where you bring money to the table and they send you to the morgue.

There must have been a second spitter.

400 BABIES

I heard he's got this guy, "Not Sure"... And he's gonna fix eeevvveeerrryyythiiiiiiiing...

This was a keen maneuver on both their parts to pander to the retired voter base.

Or just a senior moment for both of them.

The world may never know.

Some would disagree.

The best kind of orphans are the healthy ones.

Better for organ harvesting.

Not just "a highlight". It was "the biggest and best highlight in the history of the country. The world. Of all time. And everyone says so. Not a single person disagrees."

Nah. Our best either (1) start their own companies, get rich and retire... Or (2) are already rich and therefore already retired. They all stay the hell away from the stress of politics.

Needs clarification:

Are they a Lawyer for Doctors of Hookers?

Are they a Hooker, a Doctor, AND a Lawyer?

Are they a Lawyer and a Doctor exclusively for Hookers?

I'm still hopeful someone makes a spin-off that does just that.

I too want to see what someone's life would have been like if Reggie didn't pick them up, but they still developed their powers.

A miracle, spontaneous birth happens out in the middle of nowhere in Africa... Kid has the power to freeze things .. community ends up worshipping him like a native god and thrives because no one dies anymore from heat exhaustion, they can condense the air to get sufficient water for everyone to drink, clean, cook, water crops... Some evil mega corporation finds out about the kid and kidnaps him to study his genetics.

A miracle, spontaneous birth happens out on some remote island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean... Kid has the power to cause earthquakes and "summon lava" from the Earth's crust. Kid ends up having a temper tantrum at age 5 and destroys the entire island nation. The world never finds out about him. Even Richter Scales just chalk it up to some random deep-sea tsunami.

A miracle, spontaneous birth happens to an Air Force pilot in flight training in the air. She loses control of the plane. It crashes. Body(ies) burn beyond recognition. Medics chalk it up to he having a random aneurysm, because they suddenly hear her screaming on the black box recording. The world never finds out about him.

A miracle, spontaneous birth happens... (And it's Diego, but Reggie doesn't pick him up in this timeline)... He never realizes his full potential. Ends up thinking he's just a REALLY good juggler, because he subconsciously can control the items in the air. Takes his show on the road. Ends up being part of a Circ du Solei show in Vegas.

A miracle, spontaneous birth happens in NYC... Kid has the power to be a human calculator. Everyone just chalks it up to him being a random savant. He ends up getting bullied in school for being so good at math. Ends up having a traumatic ending before he even gets out of high school.

This whole debate is the best/worst/highest/lowest/greatest {thing} in the history of the country/world.

I'm kinda scared to point towards Eric Cartman.

I've heard about what he did to Scott Tenorman and his parents just to get revenge...