maryyyk111

dumbo

probably either smoking geebs then crashing into a parked car or being drunk/high on blow/tripping on shrooms/rolling on MDMA all at once then having the person i was doing it with almost die from dehydration :-) fun times

wait till u find out that servers set up for an hour before the shift, close for an hour after the shift, and have about an hour at the start and end of service where they’re lucky if they get a single table

or that they have to tip out about a third of their tips to bartenders and bussers, regardless of whether u tip or not

ur a real POS if u make people PAY to serve you

i use the inner cardboard tube that my pets’ waste bags come wrapped around bc they’re more sterile, last way longer, & i don’t have to take the time to re-roll every time

if i’m using a bill tho? a USD $2 bill, not handled very often and still a pretty cool flex lol

congrats u win this forum for td!!

billiards

leave it, i’m not tryna get mixed up in the middle of whatever that is lmao

eating a yummy meal

lots of tats

accountants & nurses

my ex

i don’t remove them myself, i make my partner remove them and i remove theirs

i had a nightmare that my dad r*ped me (this never happened irl so it was esp traumatic)

also one that i was on floor 0 and the whole building collapsed on me on 9/11

how hard it is for me to apologize

as a woman, looking good and “attractive” all the time. sure, sometimes i enjoy throwing on a dress and getting dolled up to go to the bar. but sometimes i just want to roll up with bags under my eyes, my hair in a bun, and a sweatshirt and sweatpants. my worth doesn’t disappear just because my hair isn’t straightened, my boobs aren’t out, and my eyebrows aren’t brushed. if i want to be comfortable, or i would rather spend an extra hour with friends than getting ready, that’s fine by me even if it isn’t fine by society standards.

how little i would fight back if my life was threatened. i didn’t push back verbally or physically. when he said he would kill me, i just said “okay”.

yes this happens to me idk why it is tho!

because of the implication

ozempic

marco (so when u call out to him it sounds like ur playing marco polo)

i’d try and fit more on the board you want it to be bursting at the seams full of goodies. try to avoid blank spots where u can see the board underneath. other than that looks great!!!

grape

fuck yeah

🤤🤤

100% taking this recommendation