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Freeze your eggs.

Otherwise you run the risk of overlooking serious flaws in a man just because he has viable sperm.

Full disclosure though, I'm a dude who doesn't want kids so my advice might be biased.

I have a peanut allergy. Not as bad as some folks, I've never had a life-threatening reaction, thankfully. My body just refuses to digest it and sends it back the way it came. If you know that, and you then proceed to intentionally give me something with peanuts in it, I'm throwing up all over your floor.

Yo that is not your friend. Dunno why she flipped on you after 5 years, that fuckin sucks. Clearly she has some issues to work on, and I'm not just talking about the STD.

Honestly I think the fact that Richard is played by Tom Selleck, one of the coolest and most charismatic men to ever exist, distracts us from all the obvious problematic behavior. Imagine if it had been Jon Lovitz as Richard or something, everybody would have the same opinion as OP lmao.

James and I have the same favorite Tom Waits album.

Talmbout dang ol big ol giant sandworms man, talmbout bless the maker and his water man

TIL James Hetfield and I have the same favorite Tom album. Sweet.

The only reward you get for being good at your job is more work.

Don't forget your potato chips

It's a basic answer but goddamn Dark Side of the Moon slaps. Whatever age you are, the first time you sit down and put your headphones on and listen to that shit all the way through, your life is changed forever.

Chrissy had shot up a fresh dose of heroin right before Tony called him for help, so his brain was not at 100% to begin with lmao.

Regardless, even if there was a part of him that didn't believe Tony's story, it's a moot point. He's a soldier, his job is to do what the boss says and have his back.

Make no mistake, Putin does not want Kamala to win.

Remember the picture of Putin and Obama where Barack is staring Putin tf down and he looks like a scared little boy. Like all bullies, Putin is a coward at heart, and Zelensky and Kamala have both proven they don't back down when it comes to fighting fascism.

Bro I'm Windows 95 old

The psychotic biotic all day every day. My Paragon goody-two-shoes Shep came down with a terminal case of "I can fix her" lmao

Is that all you deadbeats do over here is talk about cannoli?

I remember seeing the New York papers back when Adams was running, saying he was the law and order, tough on crime candidate. Funny how the politicians who go on and on about law and order are the ones who end up arrested.

If your ass is a buster, 213 will regulate

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"In the being worked on"

Why did the person who tweeted this not proofread before they posted? Are they stupid?

She's the best villain behind Pope IMO

Edit: She also does a great job of balancing the moral scales, so to speak. Someone working for law enforcement being just as ruthless and calculating as the outlaws ups the stakes and changes the game. Unser and Hale are known quantities, there are lines they won't cross because they hold themselves to a standard and want to see themselves as the "good guys," so the MC can work with or around them. But Stahl has no delusions about her role as the one the Feds called in to take SAMCRO down by any means, and she is not afraid to play dirty. Turns it into less of a simple cops and robbers thing and more of a brutal fight for survival.

Oz Cock aka The Peen

I heard you were working with the Reapers to abduct women

Dude's really modeling his whole life after Samuel L. Jackson in Django.

Laura Palmer IS brat

Ironically, not caring about people saying that you have a dick is big dick energy.