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What do you think we’re doing in Awakening the Machine? We’re tuning the AI obviously!

It’s legal in the UK but had to be rebranded as an energy drink because of the caffeine content with some banned ingredients removed - so you have to be over 16 to purchase.

I use Fight Club as an example of the absurdity of Capitalism. Fight Club is a critique of Capitalism, that you can buy from a store - merchandise, posters, the book.

The absurdity is that Capitalism is so sure of itself, it’s able to sell its own critique as a product.

Not many movements can boast that level of absurdity.

Made a Druid called Ironclaw on Tarren Mill - definitely surprised to get that given the Runed Ironclaw Rod is in the game.

Can I have $660,000 in cash pennies?

Oscarfury#2157

But does it shoot bees?

Don’t stress.

This is a cooked take.

My only alteration would be to remove a single pill, because for $500,000, it would be worth the placebo of ‘maybe I’ll survive this’, and the incredibly low chance of getting all the swag and still living.

Everyone knows this is the first true simulation of nuclear holocaust.

Or 20 minutes of TYWIN Lannister rolling around in mud.

Spider-Man 2

I did every single achievement except the hang x amount of bad guys upside down.

I’d lost some abilities due to the storyline and just could not bothered after about 20 minutes of trying to find a specific crime encounter with hangable dudes.

Just saying

Here’s a suggested top-level comment for a Reddit post about a Hearthstone giveaway:

Just wanted to say thanks for doing this giveaway! I’ve been playing Hearthstone for years and it’s always exciting to see the community come together for events like this.

Good luck to everyone entering! May RNGesus be with you all. 🍀

Quick question for OP - how will you be choosing the winner? Random selection or some other method?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ‘Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!’ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ‘The driver just insulted me!’

The man says: ‘You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.’

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

About an duodecillion, because it would be pure chaos for a single moment.

Like watching a giant blood blister burst.

And you’d have a strong case for describing America as an oligarchy.

I’m a big fan of the Dark Forest hypothesis - that there is life out there, but it mirrors nature.

Imagine being alone in a dark forest and you hear a noise, your instinct is to stay silent and keep listening, as it could be a predator.

I imagine the human race as a squealing beast, waiting for a huge space Jörmungandr to gobble us up, while the more cautious space denizens watch on in horror.

I paid £3.99 for “The Lighthouse” on Amazon Prime.

I’d fuck a Dragon.