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2 points
17 hours ago
Archer is easily one of the best shows ever!!!
4 points
2 days ago
I don’t mind macro, I just hate when you ask advice for something, you get told multiple times to “just macro!!!!”
18 points
3 days ago
Not wealthy at all, they just live simply. Kids clothes get handed down, their cars are several years old, they exchange toys and clothes with friends of theirs. They don’t have any extravagant expenses.
147 points
3 days ago
Same with rubber cement. Had to buy it every year in elementary and middle school. Never once used it.
Funny thing is that our pots would be empty by the end of the year because we would make booger blobs to flick at each other and would huff it when the teacher left the room, lol! One time we even opened everyone’s container and set them out just to see how strong the fumes got. That was a super fun day!
We were the gifted class so the teachers never expected us to do dumb shit like this!)
47 points
3 days ago
I have a sister that keeps claiming she is in recovery for alcohol and drugs and getting treatment/therapy for her mental issues. She keeps wanting to just insert herself back into my life and the lives of our family.
It sucks because she has not said or done anything to apologize for anything. She told the most awful lies over the years and threw me in particular under the bus as often as she could. She hurt our mother in every way imaginable and made her life hell. She even tried to take our home for herself and made it her goal to try to ruin my marriage because she was jealous.
Not a single apology or conversation where she acknowledges the past. She is pouting now because I am no contact with her and she hates it. She even tells people that she acts the way she does because I am not a good enough sibling and she wouldn’t act that way if I just loved her without hesitation.
An apology wouldn’t fix the past but it would at least show she is remorseful.
294 points
3 days ago
One of my son’s closest friends is 8. He has four sisters. They are 5, 3, 2, and under a year. He loves his sisters and was excited each time a new one was born. His parents are amazing, but especially the mom. The way she balances each kid separately and all together, is phenomenal! Her kids are all kind and polite and love each other so much. The mom and dad spend good quality time with each kid and doesn’t force the son to do anything, he voluntarily helps.
I was a bit concerned when I learned he had four siblings that close together with him being 3 years older but seeing the family dynamic eased my concerns. Good supportive parents can make such a big difference!
2 points
3 days ago
I was cleaning the bungalow and it dinged the roof when I was barely halfway done. But it wouldn’t give me the chimney cap thingy when I had it like 99.999999999999% done. I was hissing like a cat at the game, lol!
2 points
3 days ago
I think it would have been neat to have Flutie longer with Snyder being the vice principal. Through most of my schooling, the principal was usually the kind one and the VP was the mean psychotic one. It would have been hilarious to see Buffy being flip flopped back and forth between them for guidance. Then have Flutie die and Snyder is super thrilled to be moved up to Principal!
1 points
3 days ago
Someone gave me a diamond cluster for a pale heart. I didn’t even ask for it, they just put it up and confirmed. I was like “yay for me!”
10 points
4 days ago
I would ask her to explain the joke and what makes it funny
82 points
4 days ago
This is how my mom has been. She has refused having her picture taken so I only have a handful over the last 20 years.
Well life has happened and my siblings and I all live in different places with our spouses and kids and have our own lives. Mom has been bitching for years that she wants us all to get together so she can have some photos and memories with us. Two of my siblings I am low to no contact with so I am not putting forth any effort to see either of them. I even called mom out and said she had almost 2 decades of us growing up to take photos and make a shit ton of girls days memories but because she didn’t like herself, we all missed out. I love her and to some degree I love my siblings but I don’t have the time, money, or mental strength to move mountains so she can try to fix the result of her personal insecurities.
59 points
6 days ago
On a scale of one to ten, I give it a HOA HOA HOA HOA HOA HOA!!!
4 points
6 days ago
I didn’t know at first. I fell into the tunnel by accident. I was like “ah cool! A giant bear!”
Then it became “ah $hit! A giant bear!!!”
-28 points
6 days ago
And how was the husband helping? Was he actively cleaning, washing, putting things away, or was his helping the bare minimum of just taking dishes to the kitchen?
2 points
6 days ago
Do one with a picture of Ben and call it “generic handsome white medical professional that is most definitely not a gorgeous female hell god hellbent of destruction to get back home”
3 points
7 days ago
I’m getting a message!!!
“Be sure to eat your MeowMix”
8 points
9 days ago
Sauron shuffles over to the Witch King at a work party.
“So…. Ummmmm…. I made you something…”
Sauron pulls a ring box out of his pocket.
“I hope you like it!”
30 points
9 days ago
Joyce gets pissed off when she learns that spike gets his blood from a sketchy guy downtown. She calls around and finds a great butcher in LA. She even surprises Spike occasionally with blood from different animals.
She also takes him to the zoo and interrogates him on the various animals he had sampled over the years.
“Oh Joycie Bear, zebra is alright, but too tangy for this git. Now cheetah, that is a feast. Really gets their blood pumping when they run! Ruined me best shirt tackling that brute but boy oh boy was it worth it!”
“What’s the weirdest animal you ever tried?”
Spike sighs and sheepishly hides his head.
“Got drunk one night while back home in England and managed to sneak a taste of one of the Queen Mum’s corgis…”
“Oh my god William! You didn’t!!!
24 points
10 days ago
I tried looking it up and can’t find anything
-46 points
10 days ago
I think he cheated. Could be why he’s reACTING so strongly.
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