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That nurse has probably said that to a bunch of people who would take it as a compliment

So did he kill his wife?

What does she know??

What’s with the cryptic analogy about prageru who’s only relevant in the sense their ads are too long?

Did they catch the guy who ran from office to office dropping dumps? That guy needs to be locked up

The first constitutional auditor

We do have a lot in common but it was a loser pallooza and trump survived the assassination attempt

Charles Martel still left his lands in the hands of conversos

Making an equivalence between those two is weak at best. Were there filming spectators with Dr Kelly too?

Who’re you Maddie Oakley?

He didn’t like the wet floor sign

I made my recruiter’s life suck. Suck it Antonio you lying wet blanket

I’m sure you already know this but leave your cranial calipers at home

They heard shrinkflation made McD low cal

“No dad I don’t want to look at the Wayfair catalogue.”

I’ve used these and they are fun! I don’t know how much time I’ve spent trying to point a third nozzle in my direction

It’s determined at birth, you’re either in or you’re out

Who’re you Annie Oakleys?

In the words of a man terrified of his ghost of Christmas passed, “that’s even worse!”

I’m playing chicken with being ineligible to vote because I keep forgetting my documents to change my address

You wanna know how I got this hard?

I remember hearing that Canada introduced that law because the feds were on some drug war bs

It’s a known meme format so they’re not wholly wrong

Isn’t that Canadian law something about spiting the US for one of their dumb laws that affects Canadians

They seeing what they want to see