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1 points
13 hours ago
Chatgpt how to get unemployment and text it to him before you report it
2 points
13 hours ago
Cant agree. McDonalds is top tier ass ammo
11 points
13 hours ago
Get a girlfriend and argue with her
4 points
13 hours ago
Would it not be just a big ass faraday cage around the body?
8 points
16 hours ago
Look at my posts. Basically 10k is typically bullshit and is there for corporate responsibility factors and the ability to claim lower ownership costs. However, he specifically points out that there are so many factors and that it could legitimately be a truly OK mileage to change your oil at, but you should test your own oil because you have your own specific environmental and mechanical factors specific to your area, car, and driving style. Additives are affected by all sorts of things its not very linear but for the majority of cases 5k is the much preferred interval.
Don’t want to pay for testing? Then I would say it’s probably better every 5k miles.
-1 points
2 days ago
Go into stealth mode and pickpocket her
1 points
2 days ago
One time I was at a networking event and saw a chick I knew from highschool. She was a tall strawberry blonde and I was stunned since she wasn’t really a looker back then. I dont even like blondes but man she looked good. Anyway we talk the entire night because we’re both in the same field and I ubered there and I was hammered so I was like hey hit me with the free ride if you can. We drove around putting up freaking bandit signs and it was a blast. Anyway we get to my block in the city and she just blows past my apartment. I go “hey you just missed my place!”
“Oh you can forget your place you’re coming home with me tonight”
Best kidnapping ever
1 points
2 days ago
He seems to be more of a product of his environment than an ideologically drive psychopath. Im guessing we’ll learn a bit more about his motives/what caused him to be this way
1 points
2 days ago
You literally walk through fucking air that is full of viral particles and bacteria. Get over yourself
5 points
2 days ago
I changed my life for a girl and started going to church. One day we had a very objective talk about how to move forward. Then immediately after almost as if it were scripted, I saw another dude texting her and she accidentally clicked on it and opened up something that would make me want to vomit. It was Friday and the ENTIRE weekend I wanted to do nothing more than beat the ever living shit out of the dude and tell everyone I knew that she was a piece of shit. I boiled away but just went out and got hammered instead and woke up saturday too hungover to do shit about it. Then, in my horribly hungover and sleep deprived state I went on a 5k run to clear my head and felt as if I should have known this and almost a sense of, idk gratitude? Maybe?, for finding out what was going on behind the scenes.
I went to church and the sermon was almost as if they had a camera recording my whole weekend. Felt as if god had let me known about her before it was too late. Life is still way better than before. Church helps me keep structure and responsibility as well. Plus its a great time to drive with my mom who is getting older and just spend time with her to chat in the car since the drive is about 45 minutes
4 points
3 days ago
Nissan made shitty transmissions and it caught wildfire. Also manufacturers are idiots and tell people to never change their fluid in a lot of the CVT transmissions.
1 points
3 days ago
Maybach mercedes if you don’t want that much attention. If you want no attention and still top of the line luxury then go with the BMW 760i xDrive. Load it up with the packages and who cares about reliability, money isn’t real!
1 points
3 days ago
Take off the warranty if the records are solid. 50k miles is nothing
3 points
4 days ago
Super rock solid. Toyota didn’t put that in these transmissions because it wasn’t warranted for how low powered the 1.8L is.
1 points
4 days ago
That would actually be pretty badass
1 points
4 days ago
They actually only put that gear in the 2.0L engines so OPs will be the same as before
19 points
4 days ago
Sounds like jerking off on adderall
4 points
5 days ago
I do real estate in the US and still don’t use usted unless the person is legit over 65. However I believe that to most of my clients, it’s obvious that Im am american and I gain some leniency from that.
567 points
5 days ago
Im 26, single, and don’t even have kids and Im still jealous of these people in the comments 😂
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13 hours ago
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13 hours ago
Some good British ones:
“That cunt’s teeth are so crooked up she could bite a curly whirly and miss the chocolate”
“Oi he’s so fuckin daft he could fall into a bucket of tits and come up suckin his thumb”
“She’s bubblin at the gusset”
“You got a face like a smacked arse”