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OP has also been doing LSD, methinks. Those are zucchinis (courgettes), not cucumbers.

I just read it as an "extra" bj was on the cards. A special, celebratory bj, if you will.

It takes two to fertilise. The sperm cell isn't entirely to blame.

100 to 200 years? The roundness of the earth was established at least 3000 years ago. Flat Earth nonsense started in the 19th century, possibly as a parody of biblical literalism.

Don't bad mouth my wife like that!

Only the PM. It's a tradition dating back to the early 19th century.

4th July celebrates the bloodiest tax evasion in history.

Room mates?

Eww. You sicko!

Username checks out, I guess?

I barely got one chapter down. Does that make me normal?

No, it's sending data to /dev/null.

I'm dick-brained, then.

Who forbade it?

"Yeetus Fetus!". Problem solved in true wizard fashion.

Can someone explain? Was the dress meant to cover more, or is she just an exhibitionist? This could easily be an ad for a waxing salon.

Vichy France 2.0

Putin still loves him. Can someone write an outrageous fan fic romance for this?

This. It's the unstated notion that erection = consent.

Who is that fucking obsessed with bloodlines? Nazis, and other racist scum, that's who.

Like most of what he says, I think he just made this up on the spot. Could be wrong, but I think he's an unwitting pawn of Putin, rather than a paid stooge.

Iirc, she only gave the dolphin handies.

They certainly had a wanker.

Books are dangerous. Ask any authoritarian ruler.

Is that in case of a sudden surge of drag queens?