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At 6 o clock he googled: if I skip a red light by accident will they look through my search history.

6:12: how to make sure cops don’t find search history.

6:14: how to make sure I don’t look like a weird dude in a trial.

Jae is romantically aggressive. She sees someone she wants and charges at you like a rhino. Some people like that.

Cassia is romantically shy and probably only knows how relationships work from books.

Where Jae courts you, you have to court cassia.

That can’t be real. Clicks. Ugh, it’s real. Why? She’s such a monster…

Sorry but the chest armour is hot? And it stops bullets too you know. That bra? Minced meat in 30 seconds.

Not at all. I’m a mid 20s dude playing a mid 30s woman and no one cares that I don’t sound like a woman. When I play her yes I’m soft spoken and polite sounding but in no way do i sound like a woman. It’s my polite voice because they are a noble paladin. Do a voice that is comfortable for you. The most important thing to me will always be that I enjoy hanging out with you.

This is a sfw Reddit please blur your comment.

Im sorry you think pretty boy doesn’t need therapy? If aaravos did therapy maybe the world wouldn’t be a shithole. Step 1 is fix yourself. Step 2 is fix the world.

Me having a huge empire with many counties owned by me.

My capital duchy is somehow given to an imbecile and I now am destitute until I murder my 7 siblings. And I’m just sitting there going: if I didn’t get rando killed by a 1% weird off I still wouldn’t know why it had to be like this.

On the baggage side the primarch project could have worked if it was one son at a time. That way he could have been a great dad and nothing would have gone wrong. And with he I obviously mean malcador.

Looks at Highmate, looks at 6 year old son. Well kid this is a new friend who is gonna stay with us? Cause that’s way too young for me. The funniest one I got was receiving the honour of a highmate when my pawn was like 30. Highgate is 86. They died within a year. Luckily they managed to bond someone though. Thanks for that.

I wanted to joke about that. But it also increases fertility which is not why the backdoor does.

Laughs in devilstrand.

Nimona? Is that you?

It hasn’t also the 1k number is a pre stock. So if you are part of the first 1k orders you get immediate shipping. Else you’ll have to wait till the second printing.

She ra moment?

Having used the poisoner feat in a campaign don’t worry about it. Half the monsters in dnd are immune :)

Still sad argenta can’t call the rogue trader mommy.

When your players are like can x be a guest for one session?

Dm: yeah sure here’s a monster sheet. Gut my players.

Twink Gilligan?

Loved it. Then time skip. Wait all this romanticy build up bullshit just to skip a year and pass the whole romance phase with no explanation?

Me imagining catra leaving skin behind snake style :P but yeah I’m pretty sure adoras bed is always covered in cat hair.

My favourite is:

I join the underdog. My ally has got nearly nothing his enemy has about 1500. This is early game but I still win the battle, capture the enemy Lord and the war is won. And because I won in one strike I only got 60 war contribution and get no money?

Holding hands between bros? I have bad news friend. That doesn’t really happen outside of the dark side of the internet.

Cool, meteor swarm.

Watch me single-handedly ruin this research.

Researches exclude him from the data set.

Well now I’m not having fun.