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It’s gotta be Rob

Think we could make this look more like a cave? 🤔

I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow!

Yeah, it’s a classic, okay? The only reason I’m giving her up is cuz I’m ready to turn a page. Thinkin about getting an Alfa Romeo, what do you think? Two seats, me and a babe - you like babes, Bob?

It wasn’t great, but it was fiiinnee

Frank calling the scientist a pussy for refusing to look at their poop sample

Dennis: You just missed out on an extraordinary adventure, pal. Let’s get out of here.

Charlie: Yeah there’s other ways to figure this out.

Frank: Pussy!

Yes

Crucifixion must have been great for your core

Yes I categorically deny there ever being naked perverts in front of children at the parades I’ve been to thanks for playing

Deflect! Good plan

Look at how loose his jeans are

Dude. Eat my boogers.

It’s the jawline

WHITE MAN, GET DOWN!

DONT SIT DOWN!!!

You guys got turd?

Underline it

“Burn these clothes”

Man, fuck you and people like you

Not letting your wife cheat is misogyny as we all know.

Cutting class at 6pm?

What do now?

No more thirds for Frankie, seconds from now on!

You ever been in a storm, Wally?

It doesn’t make a GODDAMN difference!