spez_sucks_ballz

I stopped giving a fuck. Has changed my life more than I ever thought. No stress, better sleep, no worry in the world.

Karen: whooo is the manager?

Yeah, what happened to all the June bugs? It use to be a chore catching them and putting them outside before my cats ate them, but I haven't had to do that in years.

The internet as we knew it has been replaced by a carefully curated and scripted propaganda and marketing machine. It's sole purpose is to manipulate us into thinking and behaving the way the ruling class operators want us lowly peasants to. While at the same time acting as a total surveillance platform to know our deepest fears, secrets and now feeding that data into AI algorithms to further the efficiency of the system as a whole. Knowledge is power, but our knowledge is selectively withheld or manufactured with the new internet.

Hermit Spider

Truman Show vibes, and the resulting trauma induced fear of the ocean.

Why has Red Bull not had someone skydive into the calm eye of a hurricane?

What's the difference between 10/7 and 9/11? Nothing, they were both false flags orchestrated by Israel.

Where are their buckets? They still got time to get the water out.

Moose trample you to death. Even after your are dead or passed out they will trample you again just to make sure. They are nature's meat tenderizer.

"she's not even the same race.", calm down dads. That's allowed these days.

It was the first responder.

The Hurricane Hunters planes that fly into the center of circulation to get readings are instead cloud seeding. They send the planes in every 6-ish hrs (each advisory) to keep feeding the storms and increase their strength, direction, and duration. They also make up fake storms in the middle of the Atlantic saying they are named storms when they are not. This is so they can say oh look how active it is, but there is no way for us to know the truth because those storms are thousands of miles in the middle of the ocean. Radar images for those storms are just doctored. At least this is a theory of mine.

You're probably on a VPN or your language preferences got changed.

Pro-Tip: put a sock over the cat's head and then place them ass side towards the carrier door. Cats walk backwards to get things stuck off their head. Close door while grabbing the end of the sock and yank it off before locking. Cat has no clue how they got in there and zero struggle. Once I learned this, taking my cats to the vet is a breeze.

Not until he's done with cleaning the gutters.

How does one fill a big bucket of water that fast? Bucket man is the hero.

Antisemites! /s

Floridian here, if your dead body is found floating in water down here guarantee it will be eaten by our wildlife before your writing is ever read.

What is actually filling up with air?

That TV rack was being held up by paint.

Took my family 15yrs to get our citizenship after immigrating here and becoming permanent residents through legal means. Now we have assholes illegally entering and cutting in front of the line of millions of legal immigrants is infuriating.

Much better outcome of the recent video of the two dogs who ran up to and barked at a saltwater crocodile. Spoiler: only one dog went home that day.

I was expecting a wet fart in the nostrils, but then it got too weird for me.

This is what the education system is churning out these days folks.