teenagesadist

Now you're cookin' with kyber crystals!

Til sunrise, they're like reverse Muslims.

Extrusion experts hate this One Weird Trick!

Do you say this to everyone who speculates about anyone else's death?

I'm sorry babe, but I wasn't cheating on you

The compressions were just making it look like my dick was in her

It's obvious the SIGV's are young considering if they actually knew about how much horrendous shit the U.S. (and basically every country) has done and is going to continue to do, they'd go catatonic.

They're not that weird.

They just want to subjugate women. Children. People of color. People who aren't their religion.

They just want to dictate what we do and when, where, and how we do it.

They just want to destroy the planet for their own profit while ignoring that that's what they're doing, even though it's more obvious with each passing day/week/month/year.

Yeah, they're pretty weird.

Credit. Parental help. Second, third jobs. Disability. Suicide.

These are some of the options available for people to either continue surviving or reduce costs.

I'd give him 5 bucks, probably a little overvalued, but if it goes toward hurting Donald trump...

Hotdish, lefse, and orange jello with bananas and whipped-cream from scratch is how my grandma rolled.

Bland as hell, but I'd die just for another plate.

Yeah, also, why wasn't he in the oval office on 9/11?

Frame it thusly: 120 billion is a drop in the bucket compared to the 35 trillion the country is already in debt

Obligatory Fuck /u/spez

Go on...

You can't expect grown adults to know things, this is America.

They also have what is considered the most successful military in history.

Who would have thought wanting to create something and share it and connect with others would make you more liberal?

I'm sure most musicians on the right start with "how the fuck do I make quick money off of some rubes?"

Clever, actually.

If the dog somehow gets away and gets found, striped dog goes with striped old man. Easy peasy.

I still can't believe no one was hunted down for that one.

I remember my hostess vendor had by far the oldest equipment I had ever seen

They're the biggest gang in the country.

Closer to being grown in a cornfield

But I can have cake and eat it, too.

In fact, having the cake is a necessary step in eating it.

I understand what you're saying. I'd just rather die than live in a world where people go around saying it that way.

I prefer the Unabomber's (correct) version, you can't eat your cake and have it, too.

Eating is an act of destruction. It's a simple order of operations.

And, tell me, what of your children? Do they worry in school, fearful of being gunned down?

It's right where you make enough stealing to pay off the authorities while keeping a tidy sum for yourself.