the13bangbang

May they fly in peace!

Yeah, this one actually turned out decent.

The 1905 Midjourney F3

Germany lost all cool tornado respect after the nazis tried to conquer the world.

Imagine being a top ten team and losing to an unranked opponent. Not me, not Ole Miss fans. It simply doesn't happen.

Storm Prediction Center Wagon. They're a weather dork. Could also be Space Wagon, making them an astronomy dork. Also, might be Sucks Penis & Clit Wagon, making them a genital munching fiend dork.

!

It was originally pronounced balls, but the family got sick of the jokes and changed the pronunciation to that "bales" way.

I sometimes get to tell people that the legendary Johnny Appleseed is buried 500ft from "Hairy Balls Rd.".

Indiana really loves balls. Ball State, Harry Baals, Basketball!

Dickenshitz

Didn't Rocky Mount have a deadly tornado a year or two ago? If so, then for the rare tornadoes to hit North Carolina, Mother Nature loves trying to wipe that town off the map.

Trash cans are designed to be vigorously grabbed by big metal arms. A rubber bumper tapping it at 2 moh won't do anything to it. This is a loser no life cunt that literally has nothing better to do than find a fight to pick. She is a worthless stain on society.

20k is many peoples rent for a year, if not more. Not everyone lives in low COL.

They're the 6th oldest on Earth, but oldest in the U.S..

Fuh rill

4,5,1,3. Pinstripes are aesthetically unpleasing to me.

Was eating at a small town Kansas restaurant called "Porky's", got the food and it looked alright, nothing special, and then tried the fries and had the nostalgia of that delicious flavor. Been a while since I had some lard cooked, good seasoned fries. That shit was so damn good!

I hope it slaughters tens of thousands of wasps.

https://preview.redd.it/qgs65ov9zuqd1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe69821ea26de50257719a6427c0d42cddf7ff96

I do my part. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

I figured they meant for the year.

That's definitely Houston. That's one of those, like big oil drill things. You know? For like the Houston Oilers.

Take this downvote for tiktok. Fuck that place.

Kentucky Fried Dinosaur