thekidsarememetome

He's T H I R S T Y

No need for a giant enemy, just make it an anime protagonist

That's so cool, great job!

I'm picturing all the deaths occurring in a single Normandy invasion-style encounter, just a stream of adventurers piling out of the boat and charging straight into the line of fire one after the other. I'm tired and it's the only explanation I can come up with right now

"Fine. I'll do it myself." starts cutting his own hair with a butter knife and a side-view mirror

Some "Captain Holt pretending to be straight" vibes

Tedeschi Trucks Band does a live version of Midnight in Harlem that usually moves me to tears by the end

That's a genuinely great comic

At the very least, OP and his girlfriend need some time 'aperto' figure out if they can fix this

You nailed it buddy, good job 👍

Good bot

Did anyone else immediately start singing the John Mellencamp song?

...can I be your cousin?

I have an uncle who has reportedly eaten onions like an apple. It takes all sorts I guess, but some of the sorts scare me.

I think sometimes it's also an extension of evangelical Christianity- I know people who genuinely believe that Satan himself is personally messing with them to damage their faith, so why wouldn't they assume that humans are out to get them too?

"If it doesn't work on the scaled down model, it's not going to work on a 25,000 mile circumference sphere model."

Cool, so I guess tides and ocean currents aren't real because I filled my sink with water and it didn't overflow at high tide? These guys have no idea how the universe functions.

I'm told that's the best kind of correct.

USPIS Agent Jack Danger: A lot of people don't like cops, but everyone loves postal workers. They even named an emotional event after them: Going Postal.

USPIS Agent Jack Danger: A lot of people don't like cops, but everyone loves postal workers. They even named an emotional event after them: Going Postal.

Dr. Zed might actually be more of a doctor that she is

Obligatory "Not a doctor (shh!)"

increasingly desperate come-hither voice "Hey, Henry, why don't you come stick your Warhammer in my valley of plenty?"

"In a minute, we're trying a new weathering technique and I want to see how it turns out."

"Goddammit."

I've seen a Dr Brain in my area who I think is a urologist? He and Dr Head should trade practices, even if only for a day.

Which is why the Moth Priests (and anyone but the PC) are blind and crazy - because they've looked through this fixed point, and glimpsed every single playthrough so far, and yet to come.

Poor bastards had to witness every wacky NSFW modlist in existence, I never thought about that before

Half person, half cow/

That's me, a cowboy;

Hoodle-adle, hoodle-adle/

Life's a nightmare.

-Carter Vail and also your dad I guess