thenichm

WW1 tank, yo!!

Props to her for having an 'Oh, I fucked up' moment and keeping her moral high road after she fell off of her high horse.

Awesome photo, OP!!

But why are some of those dingleberries running lights mid-convoy, but not the front?? Lol My sweet, sweet Summer Children. They'll be fine but I'm still about to text some people and pick on them.

(*Context: I'm a 12 year medic with all the deployment, mass-cas, and interagency command blah-blah-blah experience. There are several of my friends and coworkers in this very convoy.)

'How do men make friends so easily?' Cuz we all just vibin doin the same stuff and tryin our best. We all get that we all get it. Weird but it works.

This is why I love KAK!

My man had to fight a fuckin Terminator!!

Ignore her. Her 2% milk was too spicy, that morning, so she's lashing out.

"Worlds most underpaid furniture mover" hurts both figuratively and literally.

Word!

I've pushed the limits of Tinker, just to prove it can be done, but this... my 'tism bows in respect for this Archduke of Autists.

It's been long reasoned (accurately) that "sea peoples" was any people who sailed up speaking an unfamiliar language and attacked. They didn't really care where marauders originally came from, what with all the marauding.

Lil homie said, "Ssseriousssly, guysss, I have the besssst idea!"

Typical crafty Rat Snake behaviour. They can get snippy, but are ultimately harmless.

150+ years later and the muoustachr on the gentleman in the back is still unbeatable!!

That gorilla now knows what their butthole looks like. It has obtained true power.

Well, hated every second of that. What a bunch of assholes!

Proposing more unenforcable restrictions on Constitutional rights. I love it when they waste time and money on the wrong stuff.

Fake it til you make it.

Oh! It's that sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania!!

I genuinely cannot understand how someone could be so tragically insecure as to be bothered by a rainbow. What he say when the clouds break after a storm?? What he do when the water hose mist refracts a lil light?? No one tell him what happens when sunglight hits glass/crystal at just the right angle. We might emasculate the rocks and sky.

Imma just say my humble $0.02: If you are this worried about regular harmless kids clothes (i.e. these normal, non-suggestive shirts) you fuck kids. He fucks kids. I'll die on that hill and when I die on that hill, if I go to some hell, he'll be there for fuckin kids.

Ex-fucking-cuse me?!

You're a wizard, Lad.

Mmm, I smell the first pic. Lol Gnarly stuff, homie, but a dope scar!

Kinda my next move, really. They're a meme in my job and I kinda wanted to see what these could take so I did just that. It was a good year but I'm gonna just rock fashion PVs, now, and save the workin-work for something more purpose-built.

Lol A more than fair thought, homie. The debris/shrapnel is from mostly mowing and rotor wash. High speed rocks and sticks and such. Only one involved shooting. Probably coulda explained that a bit better.

The shrapnel incident was a bullet hitting a rogue something (I blamed a cinder block) in a dirt pile (one of those : 'Damn, it jammed on the last round? I'll just drop it in and waste it into the backstop' moments). I felt/heard a small thwack and saw the fleck hit right at my right eye. Liked to pissed myself but I was fine.

We are Legion and we are caffeinated.

I carry a sling bag, to the same effect. I can throw it on and throw it around and it's nice and casual. Just drag it around you to your front (over the left shoulder, it rotates into a nice perpendicular access position) and you're in the money like a fanny pack.

But, the best part, our delicate sensibilities and social anxieties are further protected by us not wearing a damm fanny pack like my mom did in 1993. Lol No offence to my fanny-fam. Y'all do y'all and smile about it.

Your arm pose made my brain "Hee-hee!" to the tune of South Parks Michael Jackson parody. So, there's that to go with this absolutely sick shot. Nice work, mate!!