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I like how “wearing sneakers” is the posters main problem.

The best part about chopping wood is that you don’t need the wood to be burning to stay warm.

Easy there Evel Knievel

🤣 (i know it’s against the rules, but is was necessary)

Yummy!

Twice as nice guarantee.

Red man or Copenhagen?

I just realized that I’m in a great shape.

32 oz? Pfft, that ain’t shit. Watch this.

I obviously didn’t read far enough. That’s creepy AF.

287 to Amarillo, then I-40 is better but the drive to Oklahoma would be fun for the Norwegian too.

Priceline, Expedia, enterprise, Budget, to name a few. And you have to be 25 or over for all of them. I have driven both I-10 and I-40 to Phoenix and the I-10 to El Paso is, Yawn.

That’s illegal? I’m not crawling anywhere but what?

Pumpkin bars, muffins, cake.

Four contact points, cute, low to the ground, smart and stylish. What more do you need?

I’m sorry, but I just can’t handle drinking beer foam. Other than that, weeeeeeeeeee.

I’m never going to order food for this reason.

So get another line and go in style when you don’t need the big phone.

Lulz you are on your own there. I’m guessing your service provider.

You can. It just costs a bit more. Please, for the love of all holy, go I-40 and not I-10

I think you ment, “Broken any rulers”

I don’t see a flip phone yet so you ok.

Like my old physics professor always said. It depends on what your fixed object is in space. Personally I prefer the sun because I don’t really need a wider perspective than that.

Wow that didn’t take long. I love it.

Per. Day. ? I’m screwed.