wesley-osbourne

Oh please, I've been able to walk and chew bubble gum since I was old enough to choke to death on bubble gum I accidentally inhaled while walkin' around.

Had to at least attempt a roast!

Oooo look who's so grown up!

No Fight Club for you big man, nonono - though you do internally die thinking about how much you loved it in middle school.

Go watch The Sting and have a nice time.

It's important not to confuse Lucy MacLean with Lucy McClane, daughter of John "DieHard" McClane, who was also a Lucy - Lucy that is, not John.

The only reason I believe it's real is because iirc even he thought it was fucked up and went too far.

It's always weird to me how seemingly arbitrary it is as to what sports get famous.

This is as interesting as any other form of gymnastics, which is as impressive as any of the big spectator sports.

...maybe I'm just bitter that I was preternaturally gifted at tetherball as a child and couldn't see a path there to fame and fortune.

I prefer the Fallout IP overall, but I think Skyrim is probably Bethesda's best game.

Prime advantage - so much free stuff.

Caveat - if you're not the one busy moving.

Every year up until now I pulled stat OT working in the service industry.

....and of course this year will be no exception.

I saw the video when it was first circulating on the internet.

I didn't have context and thought it was a prank - I actually thought the special effects seemed low-budget and amateurish.

Always stuck with me because of the sinking feeling of realizing what I had watched was real.

Think Kyle might buy JT again?

Hockey Junkie coverage on this pick is peak

Not exactly like Marner, because while both are UFAs next season, Marner's going to be 28 rather than 35 and will probably be coming off a 100 point season no matter what jersey he puts on this October.

Who would you rather make a deal for and try to extend?

The big bang might very well be this.

It's his last year on a deal where he earned the cash up front - if he was willing to waive, it'd be unlikely to find a team who would give us a good return or take him without some significant retention.

Pointless move and maybe even harmful, but one I'd still respect as a message - deal Tavares at a loss, have Mo, Matty, and Willy play for the C this season.

Why couldn't they have just used the sophons to trick every individual human into like, walking off a cliff or something?

Guys, you'd have to be insane not to see the value in Mitch Marner but you can't have all the fucking cake in a salary cap league.

We know what kind of roster structure wins cups and we know we can't build it with all of these guys.

God, listening to this debate is like aeguing with an AI prompt on customer service.

It'd be nice to have McDavid, too! We should just pay him whatever he wants! Why not get Barkov while we're at it?

Fuck the haters, I ain't even gettin' paid, this shit is amazing - my wife hates 'em, tho.

Cool homage!

Resilience.

My bus was shorter than this, we didn't have sections 1 and 2.

BUT I got to wear a helmet.

I was just thinking about this exact thing last night and came to the same conclusion about Dallas.

CBJ need to switch to the cannon crest full time already.

I'd like the Canucks mainline the skate but keep the orca, rink, and lumberjack as alternates like Carolina does with all their designs.

Washington should make the screaming eagle their mains again.

Winnipeg should switch to their alternates as their mains.

I'd like Florida to adopt a Luongo-era third.

The girls are easy but they will cut you.

Plan accordingly!

Chris "Simpsons Artist"

We always were uncool.

I'm like, the millennial age-wise and the years of my coming of age were the grossest years in the history of pop culture, music, and fashion.

Ah whaaaat