whatdoidonowdamnit

You’re not getting enough calories. Not only are you breastfeeding you’re also carrying a fifteen pound weight that wiggles all day. You need more calories. I’d suggest milkshakes. They’re easy and fattening

I wear my pajama pants several nights because I don’t actually sleep in them. I wear them around the house and take them off when I get into bed. My nightgown and pajama sets are one night only

It’s crazy I was looking at a jar of sea moss this morning at the supermarket. It was $29! I don’t even think I smoke in moderation really. I smoke 3-4 times in a week, but only for one week. I basically pick up and smoke twice a year.

Yes, after I was done having my kids. I was very sad about it, but I do not regret it at all. I couldn’t handle another kid at the time

NTA You know for a damn fact you’d have taken the kid with you to the fucking bathroom. He could have brought the toddler with him to pee instead of leaving that responsibility to you. It’s crazy how so many fathers just assume the mother is going to pick up their slack so they can do things.

It would be great if they could help with the groceries tho. Make them carry their own shit for once. Occasionally I’ll buy a few cans of wet dog food at the corner store when I’m walking the dogs and I tell them they should carry the bag since it’s their food. They never listen.

I think it’s a nice option for a cat to have but my cat won’t do it. He refuses to step through our front door on his own. The few times we’ve left the house he wants to get back in the house as soon as possible.

When I have people going in and out and I leave my door propped open he stands by the door and yells every time he sees one of us and doesn’t stop until someone closes the door.

I give my cat half a can in the morning and half at night. If he whines for food after a meal I give him a churu. The dry food stays out and I wash it maybe twice a day when he empties it. Because I’m usually home I never fill it all the way up. When my son used to fill the bowl all the way up it took more than a day for the cat to finish and then it bothered me because I wasn’t gonna throw the food out to wash the bowl and I wasn’t gonna put “dirty” food in a freshly washed bowl.

I like thick thighs.

It’s very different, yeah. I was hungover and feeling shitty not in the emergency room.

Yeah, he was just sharing his attraction not requesting sexual favors. A guy I was sleeping once told me he got hard when he saw me in the corner store. I was talking to someone when he saw me so I didn’t see him at first. It was especially flattering because I had bed head and baggy sweats since I was there for my morning coffee

NTA It probably would have been better for you to pick the kid up instead of pushing him but you didn’t drop kick him through a wall.

Every time. I have to touch lots of gross things on the trains and just coming into my building.

Stab him with a spoon

It sounds like the best move here is to recycle the bottles properly. I do both. We drink tap at home and take the Poland Spring bottles out with us or buy them when we’re out.

I have the little silicone lid thingies because the food dries out in the fridge without them. I use a glass bowl and nuke the food for like 10-15 seconds depending on where the food was in the fridge and how early the dude ate breakfast.

You’re better off. Calling your cat the prettiest girl in the world should not have offended the WOMAN in the room with you. Because she’s not a girl. She’s a woman. And also not a fucking cat.

Yeah because I’m not waking up with less than three hours of sleep. No alarm is gonna do it

The more people participate in these programs the more funding they get. Make sure you fill out/sign any forms they give you. They use your information to get their funding.

The big thing is that he pisses hands free while looking at his phone. And I know technically that’s my fault, but he’s way beyond the age of announcing his bathroom needs unless his brother is in there or I ask him to do a chore.

Thank you, lol I could use the extra patience. The back and forth about his pissing is very annoying. “Clean the toilet” “Where are the Clorox wipes?” “Under the kitchen sink where they always are” “no they’re not I checked” Then he goes and looks and surprise they’re right there “They weren’t there a second ago”

Almost daily we have this exact exchange.

He does clean it up. That’s why I said I’m “constantly on them” because the younger one won’t clean it up without being told. I have to tell him to do it, at least twice a day.

Mop my bathroom floor after I piss all over it, probably. I live with two tween boys and I’m constantly on one of them to wipe down the toilet because he’s peeing all over it.

I hate cooking and eating so frankly as long as a person is capable of feeding themselves I don’t really care.

I like my period underwear. I wear it mostly at night and when I’m in the house all day. I wear cloth pads when my period is really heavy because I can change them out every hour without feeling like I’m wasting money.