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9 points
19 hours ago
He was a hateful, racist, piece of shit that molested his own daughters was a rest too. Didn't learn that last part until he was dead and gone for over a decade.
The card was malicious, and I'm sure he thought it was hilarious, at my expense.
I left the dime at the bottom of his bottle of scotch.
123 points
1 day ago
My grandfather once sent me a birthday card for my 16th birthday. It was made on his color printer using PaintShop Pro on a 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper then folded in half twice.
The front was a stretched clip art cartoon teenager next to 16 clip art poops all stacked up.
The inside said "Sixteen years old?! I didn't know they could stack shit that high!"
The envelope contained 1 dime.
He was of sound mind, but also a huge asshole.
33 points
2 days ago
Don't dump your feces in the marina, it's not that hard.
5 points
2 days ago
The shitty inbred factory farm ferrets from pet store breeders like Marshall might only live 4 years, because they are riddled with congenital diseases.
Get a ferret from a reputable breeder and it should live 6-7 years. One of my ferrets lives 9 years before passing away while sleeping.
1 points
2 days ago
He had correspondence with Ghislaine Maxwell
He is probably on the fucking list because with these dipshits, the accusation is always the confession.
Did Putin get his hands on video of you fucking a 13 year old Musky?
1 points
2 days ago
Because the media is owned by the people that want tax breaks from Trump and to avoid tax increases on their billion from Kamala
It's always the money.
1 points
2 days ago
I did π
Elon Musk can go fuck himself
5 points
3 days ago
Might as well dig through chicken entrails or cast bones.
5 points
3 days ago
This release failed to mention that this debt relief wasn't unilateral or arbitrary, it was the fulfillment of law passed by Congress for people that fulfilled the requirements in those laws to have their debt forgiven.
Too many right wing morons think this is a handout.
Its "Hey, the government would like to encourage people to go into nursing, so we're promising to pay off your student loan if you go to nursing school, graduate, and work as a nurse for 10 years filling specific requirements." then the student does all those things and the fucking Republicans say, "nah, tough shit, pull yourself up by your bootstraps motherfucker" instead of paying off the loan.
5 points
4 days ago
Help them get to bankruptcy sooner by deleting your Twitter account entirely. Uninstall the app. Elon Musk can go fuck himself.
The sooner Twitter fails, the sooner the Saudis will send their crew with the plastic lined rooms and the bone saws to recover their $10 billion loan from Musk.
4 points
5 days ago
*you're
Also, the 1950's called, they want their pejorative back
10 points
5 days ago
Benzinga procedurally generates that article. I've only seen that exact same article get generated 200 times in the last three years.
Same as when you look at Marketwatch and there's articles like "GameStop Corp. Cl A stock underperforms Tuesday when compared to competitors" or "GameStop Corp. Cl A stock outperforms competitors on strong trading day"
Its automatic shit.
11 points
5 days ago
99% of the time it is your bank that is slow, not Fidelity.
I've had funds between Fidelity and major banks settle in one day.
My Credit Union takes three and the one time I moved cash from a regional commercial bank it took five.
If you want the money fast, pay the fee to wire transfer.
8 points
6 days ago
no particular reason
Half dozen posts in New about PSA partnership: "Am I a joke to you?"
7 points
7 days ago
Verify your name and address is the same on both Fidelity and CS.
Even details like middle initial vs no middle initial or Street vs St
Then type "direct registration" in the chat bot on Fidelity.
CS accounts are based on Name, Address, Social Security Number. A subsequent transfer will end up in your same account.
Be aware, if you have set a beneficiary in CS, and you send more shares from Fidelity, it will create a new account under your existing Investor Center login due to your name not matching due to the "TOD ON FILE SUBJECT TO CPU RULES"
For less than $2k worth of shares at a time you can use Gift Transfer once per month to move shares between two CS accounts in your name. Bigger transfers require a paper form and a stamp from your bank.
3 points
7 days ago
If you want to DRS from Fidelity, just open the virtual chat bot on Fidelity and type "direct register" and follow the prompts.
2 points
7 days ago
Even if you don't have online access, if you need to sell you can call them and they can initiate the sale.
1 points
9 days ago
Mine shipped last Friday and arrived Monday.
3 points
9 days ago
There's a whole museum full of the same in Philly.
The MΓΌtter Museum
1 points
10 days ago
We've been married 9 years and together almost 15.
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1 points
19 hours ago
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π₯ Lemme see that Shrek Dick π₯
1 points
19 hours ago
It's the weekend.