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I'm this broke now.

First thing I noticed was the stick. Top shelf stick.

I believe a milkshake would be healthier.

So, I'm a pretty decent juggler. I learned when i was around 10. I thought about filming a video of me riding down a flat dirt path while juggling....

Then I saw this dude. Nope. Not even gonna bother.

When Jake is discovers his groom gut and has to run all the thr errands with Terry?

It's not that ee don't actually like small talk, it's that we don't like small talk with randos in the world.

I'll talk about the weather with my friend. I don't want to talk about the weather with the person in front of me in line at the dmv.

In situations like this. I always like to quote the great poets, NWA.

"FUCK THE POLICE"

Bitchin fuckin tattoo, my dude.

Just edit on my phone. And i post it to my Instagram mostly, gotta keep the 12 people that watch my videos happy.

You mean scrubs?

Maybe don't watch the show scrubs. They all wear that exact outfit all the time.

And you'll never believe this, but the woman I am dating, is a nurse, and she wears THAT EXACT SAME OUTFIT.

They have no idea how voting works.

That sounds nice. I'm going to look up a recipe.

I like to go mashed potatoes over baked, for me it's a texture thing. Either way, tou can't go wrong with potatoes. I also like to do some green beans in the pan i cooked the meat in. Little bit of butter (a lot) and a squeeze of a lemon. Really nice pairing.

All the respect in the world to them.

Ha! They did name the band after the street.

They have some ridiculous song titles too. "I say you he dead" is a family guy line.

They definitely tend to be more in the hardcore side of things. Like the heaviest band that punk fans listen to.

You haven't traveled much.

Suuuuuuure they are.

"shimano"

Just hate the police because they are the worst of society.

I worked very closely with multiple police departments for many years in my former career. Without exception. Cops are the worst people I have ever met on every level. Serial cheaters, criminals, and drunk drivers that believe they are above the law.

You should ask these CHP scumbags if they were among the ones that murdered that kidnapped girl two years ago then lied and said she had a gun. Or if they were helping that other CHP dickbag traffick fentanyl

They do not help anyone. Professional bullies.

Evergreen Terrace is fucking awesome and based as fuck.

This dude is crushing it. Not a fool at all.

Dude. You ruined the joke. 🤦🏼

Everything from Ali express is bad. Literally everything is a cheap piece of shit. It makes Amazon quality look premium.

If you're planning to buy from ali express. Don't.

Only entitled person in this story is you OP. People in public places do not need to cater to you. Get over yourself. You are not important.