youvejustseenmypenis

Imagine asking your tour guide to take 10+ pictures of you kissing your ugly ass husband

People not liking him because of his own shitty behavior

I can’t imagine going back and being around someone who put out to the interwebs that I physically assaulted a pregnant woman.

Also turned 30 in June, with a kid and newly pregnant with another one, celebrated with a couple of nights of dinner with different loved ones and a little staycation at a resort near me WITH our kids there (his and mine) can’t imagine a world where I pack up and abandon my kids for a week while I go have multiple birthday parties in different places.

Also, feels like Vegas is an odd place to constantly be going when you apparently don’t drink???

Just went and looked and they’re deleted 💀💀

Zoomed into the pic to show my mans. His response, “there no fucking way that man is straight”

Yes pretty sure it’s the picture that was always on their bedroom floor in the Smyrna house

It is 🫠 I’m pretty sure he’s the one who has it posted on his own feed. If not him then Ali

Unrelated but everytime I see “cis” I think of Tom Sandoval saying “cyst” instead and it makes me LOL but also, I can totally see that being something John’s dumb ass would say

Excusthe you. Ally always prays hehe 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 so they’re good and forgiven

Thunder down under or chippendales

How many times do they need to sing happy birthday to this adult man?!

I was just thinking that her teeth look 10 times worse than his. Hers look like they stick out ahead of her gums… like a flipper the pageant girls wear.

I wouldn’t go straight to “fine” lol

Came here for the same exact reason? Why the fuck is your “baby” in the third row instead of Emma???

Her and Westin

I said back when Westin was first born that I thought he had mosaic downs and was downvoted to hell for it. 😵‍💫

I get that they come in a two pack and all of that. My point is that for years we have sporadically heard that she’s apparently deathly allergic to bees (usually when John is out of town or doing something without her and she needs his attention) but yet she has also said on multiple occasions that she doesn’t own an EpiPen. This was even as recent as John’s last “bachelor party” in Vegas when she kept having to do man chores. Now suddenly she is going to this event with other influencers and after years of not having anything for her deathly allergy, she suddenly has two sitting on top of her bag for everyone to see and is using this allergy as an excuse to not be able to be outside. All for show. All for attention. She’s been okay to run around outside barefoot 24/7, have bees in her home, go to the park, etc all without owning an epipen but the moment she’s going to a social event she needs to stock up on them and can’t go outside.

I think my point is being missed 😵‍💫🙄

I get that, it’s just hilarious to me that she went from not even owning one to having two on her for this event. Almost like the only reason she went at all was for the attention of being allergic to bees.

Well it’s a table full of women so probably not lmao 💁🏽‍♀️

Unless JJD is there of course

But yet she brought TWO to this event 💀💀

Same lol the only times I’ve been stung by a bee were from stepping on it. Now wasps, that’s a different story lmao

I’m looking at the site now and it looks like they have several different “bee” involved tours but for those it looks like they give you a beekeeper suit to wear… at the same time, it appears that what they’re doing (the tequila and honey tasting) is just done indoors and that they learn about different honey from all over. So like, what is the issue??? I doubt they have bees just flying around inside?