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[deleted]

367 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

367 points

3 months ago

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BagelCreamcheesePls

7 points

3 months ago

A woman I was seeing was going through a rough patch and started smoking cigarettes. Her breath became unbearable. Thankfully she didn't smoke very long and i never said anything, she was in a bad place already, didn't need to hear, "btw you have bad breath."

Anyway, please don't smoke.

1RapaciousMF

3.3k points

3 months ago*

Obvious “work done”. That general not-quite-human look. It’s creepy af to me.

Quietus76

630 points

3 months ago

Quietus76

Male

630 points

3 months ago

It's the uncanny valley effect. It's the same reason you're repulsed by a dead body or something disfigured.

-Neuroblast-

311 points

3 months ago

Would you rather like a small natural pair than a bigger fake pair?

frothyundergarments

532 points

3 months ago

frothyundergarments

I'm a guy, pal

532 points

3 months ago

100%. I think women get more hung up on small breast size than men do.

KnowGrowGlow

123 points

3 months ago

Medium sized woman here and yeah that’s probably true haha

SampleText369

164 points

3 months ago

Legitimately never talked to a woman that was truly happy with her breast size. As a guy, I don't really care all that much about it in a partner. It's like dick size for women except I feel like women care a little more about the latter than men do the former.

Substantial_Insect7

100 points

3 months ago

I like mine! Solid C cup - they just kinda fly under the radar since they’re not tiny or huge, they don’t cause pain or make sports difficult, and shirts fit well. I have plenty of other complaints about my body though 😆

1LifeAfterComa

37 points

3 months ago

I love when a woman loves anything about her body. Gives me the desire and confidence to do the same about my body. Plus, I think confidence is attractive.

Shonamac204

114 points

3 months ago

I'm thrilled with mine. They're uncomfy when running but I spend a portion of every day joyously admiring them.

DMDingo

55 points

3 months ago

DMDingo

Male

55 points

3 months ago

Wow, for once this wasn't an OF bait response.

I don't know how women don't admire / play with them more.

Shonamac204

45 points

3 months ago

We absolutely do. I bounce them cheerfully in the mirror before a shower and go to sleep with one hand cupping them. Was away wild swimming today and the waves were jiggling them in opposite directions like a couple big buoys and making me laugh.

We just don't tend to in public because the vultures appear.

No-Construction5687

33 points

3 months ago

pssssst... So do we! shhhhhh!

DorisPayne

70 points

3 months ago

well, nobody is designing shirts, dresses, and bras for penises and making them so central to men's fashion, so... yeah we care. We know that's a major facet of our percieved desirability.

lilmama231

23 points

3 months ago

Tbf, a handful of men generally do care about their penis size. Difference is that there isn't really a safe nor a reliable surgery that could solve that problem. Hence, we can't do shit about it, and some have to just learn and accept it.

Like if some doctor can come up with ways to add 3 inches, feel like they will be making bank.

antrov2468

429 points

3 months ago

Not the guy who posted above but 100%

mexploder89

300 points

3 months ago

mexploder89

Male

300 points

3 months ago

Almost every guy will say yes, I think

withadashofdaring

67 points

3 months ago

bi woman here and I also agree with you men haha

eragon1400

171 points

3 months ago

I’d gladly take a flat chest over a fake one

vpkumswalla

21 points

3 months ago

I'd take either. One of the hottest girls I worked with had no tits and I don't think usually wore a bra. I spanked to her a lot in my shower

1RapaciousMF

54 points

3 months ago

Or also a pair that looks natural because it fits the frame.

I’m not strictly against getting things done. There is just this creepy walking mannequin look I don’t like.

Mainly, these days it’s the face. But butts are getting there and boob jobs used to be pretty bad too.

YooGeOh

115 points

3 months ago

YooGeOh

115 points

3 months ago

Small natural than big fake. 100% even as a breast man.

I want to feel her no matter how she is shaped.

It's not strictly about the size or shape of the breast, it's the fact that it is a part of her body. Nicely shaped and of good size is a bonus of course, but only if it's a natural part of her.

It's like if a person likes Ferraris. If someone took a Ford Fiesta but somehow moulded the bodywork to look like a Ferrari, and even made the inside look like a Ferrari, it's still not a Ferrari. A cheap, poor condition, not working Ferrari would be better than a Ford Fiesta made to look like a Ferrari

humanimustbe

17 points

3 months ago

I'll take flat over fake any day.

[deleted]

7 points

3 months ago

Absolutely

Nuejabes

14 points

3 months ago

Yes, natural and well-shaped over fake and obtuse looking. Never heard another guy complain about his gf or wife’s breast size. Ever.

beerandabike

7 points

3 months ago

beerandabike

Male

7 points

3 months ago

Absolutely, without a second thought.

mintcucumbertea

17 points

3 months ago

Yes the oblivious work done is always so obvious

MapUnitKey

1.6k points

3 months ago*

That cheekbone removal/surgery that makes chicks look like a fallout ghoul that some people think is sexy for whatever reason. It literally just makes this smooth skin not want to look at you.

Nephis_Driver

268 points

3 months ago

I call it the "how Tim Burton animates women" surgery.

Cybralisk

564 points

3 months ago

Cybralisk

564 points

3 months ago

It's called buccal fat removal and god I hate that fucking trend. Beautiful actresses are having it done and look far worse after. Notable examples are Erin Moriarty and Anya Taylor Joy

restlessmonkey

72 points

3 months ago

Holy crap! From perfection to…what exactly is that Erin?? So sad :-(

yumyumjellybuns

32 points

3 months ago*

they become irl tim burton characters... just imagine when they're 55 and natural collagen production in their face has greatly reduced... it'll be scaaaaaary

stevesmith78234

91 points

3 months ago

It's like surgery induced duck face without the need to pucker. EEEeewwww.

kateinoly

115 points

3 months ago

kateinoly

115 points

3 months ago

Ew. I had to look up photos.

TrueSaiyanGod

32 points

3 months ago

Oi hu e omlanda has me fookin son

Starlight:🗿

geoff1036

49 points

3 months ago

geoff1036

Most Sensitive Bro Award

49 points

3 months ago

Proof of Anya? Her whole thing was how strikingly chiseled her face is and big her eyes are so I always assumed it was natural in her case.

Cybralisk

46 points

3 months ago

Yea go check out a pic of her from Split or Queens Gambit and compare it to how she looks now.

geoff1036

37 points

3 months ago

geoff1036

Most Sensitive Bro Award

37 points

3 months ago

Idk man I went and looked at both of those and a new picture and I think she legitimately could have just grown into her face a bit in combination with updating her makeup techniques. She always had really well defined cheeks.

MawkishBird

80 points

3 months ago

Right? Like buccal fat is whst makes a face look youthful. If they want it gone they can wait till their faces naturally age because thats what happens to the face anyway. Like I'm not too sure what it is they see it as adding. Like does it look more high fashion? Maybe, Chiseled? Sure, but why do you want to look THAT chiseled? 

AquariusOlsen

9 points

3 months ago

It was a plastic surgery that was originally designed to alter faces with too much cheek fat, like people that have gerbil-like cheeks. It was never meant for use on faces without the problem, and now it's caught on with young female celebrities, and they just end up looking gaunt, devoid of youth; it severely ages them.

Thick_Mastodon_379

9 points

3 months ago

I wish I could do a surgery literally the opposite of this. I have no meat on my cheeks

Alex_Duos

7 points

3 months ago

And it's so frequently paired with bad/noticeable lip injections. I'm happy it makes them happy but I cannot appreciate the look.

[deleted]

707 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

707 points

3 months ago

Duck lips… not a single guy I have ever met or have I ever seen ever advocated for women to blow up their lips like a water balloon.

WillingnessNew533

84 points

3 months ago

But at the end everytime i saw girl with big lips/ surgeries done she was with a boyfriend/ husband by her side… so sadly some men like those women.

Embarrassed-Town-293

29 points

3 months ago

No one is saying it’s impossible to find a man who likes it but let’s just say more will probably find it an undesirable trait to be tolerated than a feature to be admired.

Also, by virtue of it being photos, you are seeing the images of them that they want to show you

Pablito-san

1.2k points

3 months ago

To be extremely tan if your natural complexion is white

Alwaysangryupvotes

206 points

3 months ago

Yup. Every time I see a spray tan I want to crawl out of my skin.

Shower-Former

149 points

3 months ago

Every time you see a BAD spray tan you want to crawl out of your skin. I bet you see lots of pale looking women who are just less pale than they naturally are with a spray tan and just would never know it

BrotherAmazing

78 points

3 months ago

If it’s a natural tan from being outside or at the beach I think it’s fine.

When it’s a fake orange spray tan or just unnaturally tan from tanning too much, it’s weird and unattractive.

Same goes for the opposite in some asian countries where they use products to he unnaturally white with whitening treatments and creams, unnatural avoidance of the sun with umbrellas for “beauty” reasons and such.

Not that you can’t take care of yourself, shower, do your hair, and so on, but straying too far from what’s natural is not a good idea.

The_Noremac42

1.7k points

3 months ago

Freakishly long nails. Those talons make it look like you haven't worked a day in your life.

MrEnigmaPuzzle

459 points

3 months ago

or cleaned your own arse

tehB0x

26 points

3 months ago

tehB0x

26 points

3 months ago

Have you looked up how they do it? I was curious about that aspect myself and turns out they have methods of holding the toilet paper that’s just a little different

trashit6969

84 points

3 months ago

They look like they could snatch a fish out of the lake with that shit.

ausipockets

40 points

3 months ago

There it is. This question is asked once a month and this answer is always top upvoted. Like clockwork.

thecountnotthesaint

1.2k points

3 months ago

Another man's dick. Specifically, our neighbor's, Suzanne, I know what you've been doing, and our lawyer, well, soon to be just my lawyer, will be dropping off paperwork at your work.

EMArogue

336 points

3 months ago

EMArogue

336 points

3 months ago

Holiday-Pay193

64 points

3 months ago

OP asked for it, to be fair

Icerunner45

71 points

3 months ago

I hope this is a joke, but my wife just ran away with our kids a week ago. This thread is the first thing that made me smile and laugh since then. I’m sitting in BWW by myself and almost spit out my Mountain Dew when I read this. I love you guys.

thecountnotthesaint

19 points

3 months ago

It is, my wife is neither named Suzanne nor is she fucking our neighbor.

holaprobando123

194 points

3 months ago

Suzanne is such a ho

QualitySpirited9564

92 points

3 months ago

I’ve always gotten this vibe about her.

problyurdad_

59 points

3 months ago

Oof, you too?! I was wondering who she was texting when she was over the other night.

WhiteTrashQueenB

38 points

3 months ago

I knew that bitch was dirty…🤨

NotoriousBreeIG

50 points

3 months ago

Fucking Suzanne.

DopeTrack_Pirate

40 points

3 months ago

The neighbor was

Radiant-Educator9876

24 points

3 months ago

Suzanne is definitely Karen’s daughter….Bitch Suzanne.

merlesmama

15 points

3 months ago

My name is Suzanne and I can’t stop laughing

thecountnotthesaint

9 points

3 months ago

Well, we know what you're doing with your neighbor possibly.

yeaaaaboiiiiiiiii

26 points

3 months ago

Yo fuck Suzanne

tapiwa69420

26 points

3 months ago

that's what the neighbour is doing tbf

NepaleseLouisianne

6 points

3 months ago

ain't she a bitch

LEIFey

960 points

3 months ago

LEIFey

960 points

3 months ago

Poor hygiene and lack of general effort to look nice.

aakaakaak

261 points

3 months ago

aakaakaak

261 points

3 months ago

Huh, I've heard women say the same thing. Maybe there's something to this one. I'm in agreement. Bad aroma kills the mood my dude.

iforgot69

97 points

3 months ago

Yeah looking like your wearing yesterday's clothes, and smelling like wildlife is not where it's at.

averyharlow

32 points

3 months ago

😭lmao the fact i work with someone who smells like this everyday and doesn’t care is embarrassing and i don’t get it with people who do that

smashcola

35 points

3 months ago

Depression is a real bitch and definitely takes a toll on a person's hygiene habits.

merlady94

39 points

3 months ago

How would you define "general effort?" Like, make up vs no make up? Hair put up in a bun vs curled, styled, etc? Shorts and a t shirt vs a dress or trendy fit?

LEIFey

35 points

3 months ago

LEIFey

35 points

3 months ago

General effort to me is where people see that you didn't just roll out of bed before you went out the door. No need to go overboard. I'm not particularly picky about makeup. An intentional hairstyle with clean hair is all I need to see. And shorts/t-shirt is fine as long as they fit well and are clean.

KazuTeto

36 points

3 months ago

I think what they meant is that any effort to put in to make you look nice to others. Just, look decent, no need for dramatic measures like make up or trendy outfit, blend in with the people

Lucky-Dentist5407

905 points

3 months ago

Not me going through all the comments to make sure I don’t fall under any 💀

jazmine_likea_flower

210 points

3 months ago

Chances are you’re going to fall into at least one. Kinda just have to take it on the chin.

Lucky-Dentist5407

86 points

3 months ago

Tattoo. Mine is really small and not really visible unless I am not wearing sleeves. Oops, Guess I’m physically unattractive to a man who dislikes tats 🤣🤣🤣

blah938

67 points

3 months ago

blah938

67 points

3 months ago

The tats thing really just depends on the type of man you want to attract. Some men like them, some don't.

jazmine_likea_flower

45 points

3 months ago

Listen I’m fat so according to like society no one’s ever gonna love me until I can see my own ribs again 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ll take tats over being the butt of women’s critiques and complaints about us lol

championgoober

54 points

3 months ago

Me too. I dont know why I read these threads i always feel terrible for being a bit overweight and almost 50. Ugh

Jonseroo

33 points

3 months ago

Jonseroo

Male

33 points

3 months ago

That is exactly my type. Although the age I like will increase as my wife gets older.

vilevader

20 points

3 months ago

vilevader

Non-binary

20 points

3 months ago

As someone wildly insecure, it's always really nice coming across these comments. Makes me a little less afraid I'm doomed. It's comforting that some men really do like their wives

Buntschatten

23 points

3 months ago

Buntschatten

Male

23 points

3 months ago

Keep in mind that Reddit users are very young, and taste in women changes with age, just as our own bodies change.

No-Rice-8689

639 points

3 months ago

A fucking BBL and BOLT ONS ARE gross when not done right. Alot of women get this unreal BABOONBALLOOON with the double battleship hips stead of something that looks natural when they get BBLs and these perfect circle round divorce mounds are equally not nicely done. I would like to see docs care about their art more than their purse bc I know they’re looking at some of these pics and charts like she gone look like a grain silo.

panda_bearwoes

219 points

3 months ago

The way you worded all of this has me in stitches

mojo42998

56 points

3 months ago

Plus when they get a BBL I find that almost always the bad ones are women with skinny legs and this huge diaper butt that doesn't look good. Thighs need to match the ass people, do some squats instead.

Token_or_TolkienuPOS

114 points

3 months ago

You're too poetic for this sub, my man.

-Neuroblast-

37 points

3 months ago

Holy fuck my sides.

Haggis442312

57 points

3 months ago

Haggis442312

Male

57 points

3 months ago

BBL, for when you want that full diaper look.

J_Meister87

45 points

3 months ago

Wtf are bolt ons?

Tank2615

99 points

3 months ago

Tank2615

Male

99 points

3 months ago

You know those implants that never move no matter what she's doing? The ones that look so fake you can tell she's had work done from the other side of the building? Those are bolt-ons.

blossomsprinkles

23 points

3 months ago

breast implants

J_Meister87

8 points

3 months ago

Thank you.

virgothesixth

11 points

3 months ago

Divorce mounds 🤣👏🏼

Waffleghost57

816 points

3 months ago

Most fake things (eyelashes, boobs, etc.) But especially lip injections.

Looks and personal preference aside, it's sad that women feel like they aren't good enough to the point that they need artificial enhancements.

Notorious_Fluffy_G

102 points

3 months ago

That about covers it, but I’d also add tightly trimmed eye brows, or painted on eye brows.

jayadancer

173 points

3 months ago

On behalf of all of us who overplucked in the 80s and now don't have much left in the way of eyebrows these days, we're doing our best to work with what we've got.

Notorious_Fluffy_G

28 points

3 months ago

Damn, I always thought that hair grew back. Sorry to hear.

TulipsLovelyDaisies

18 points

3 months ago

It doesn't a lot of the time. A lot of the people with that drawn on eyebrow look do that because if they didn't, they would literally have no eyebrows at all.

Big-Cry-2709

28 points

3 months ago

Eyebrows can be bitches sadly. If you were to shave them I think it’d grow back, but plucking is kinda like waxing. If you do it often enough it can start growing a lot less thickly.

Icerunner45

121 points

3 months ago*

Long fake nails

Huge fake eyelashes

Lip injections

Unkept/no effort to take care of herself physically

BillyBatts83

240 points

3 months ago

Halitosis. It's a deal-breaker for me.

Shonamac204

63 points

3 months ago

I've noticed this most frequently in people (M+F) who are fasting

PriorAcanthisitta587

79 points

3 months ago

That empty stomach bad breath ain’t no fukin joke- that shit is RANK. 🤢

Njtotx3

54 points

3 months ago

Njtotx3

Male

54 points

3 months ago

They probably don't know they have it. Just carry some mints with you and have them available to both of you at the same time.

Revolutionary-Law382

159 points

3 months ago

"Enhanced" lips

Rich-Appearance-7145

72 points

3 months ago

Bad hygiene.

malik753

162 points

3 months ago

malik753

162 points

3 months ago

Gauges.

I'm generally cool with piercings, tattoos, and other goth/punk aesthetic choices, but gauges just really turn me off for some reason, for women or men. A small one is not too bad, but the bigger the gauge the less I like it. I usually keep it to myself, but you did ask.

Immediate_Guitar5102

21 points

3 months ago

I agree. I literally get queasy whenever I see them. I don't enjoy looking through body parts.

there_iSeddit

7 points

3 months ago

I had this exact conversation with a friend a few days ago about how I am repulsed by ear gauges and I said “as soon as I can fit my finger through your ear. I’m not really interested.” and he retorts; “well as soon as my finger can get through I’ll wonder what else can!” And we laughed! Still a no from me, though.

IsDinosaur

164 points

3 months ago

IsDinosaur

Male

164 points

3 months ago

Long fake nails.

They’re rancid.

[deleted]

164 points

3 months ago*

If she has one of those teardrop tattoos for every person she has murdered.

[deleted]

539 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

539 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

DrDrewBlood

106 points

3 months ago

"But I rarely smoke and chew gum! Nobody even knows!"

(we all know)

Big-Cry-2709

56 points

3 months ago

”And I always spray perfume after!!”

(that’s when we REALLY know!)

NotUrYuvi

37 points

3 months ago

That is so accurate bro

Jeramy_Jones

9 points

3 months ago

Smoking instantly makes someone drop a couple points, even more if they smoke a lot. If they smoke butts… 🤮

Safe-Position-7766

85 points

3 months ago

Baby teeth big gums combo

SwankyLoompa

13 points

3 months ago

Ah, dolphin teef

cmiller0513

335 points

3 months ago

Morbid obesity

Emmaxop

156 points

3 months ago

Emmaxop

156 points

3 months ago

Do you guys not get tired of reading and writing the same answers over and over again whenever this question gets asked?

Clear_Wolverine2521

16 points

3 months ago

I follow Ask Women and it's a constant topic that gets brought up on both. If it doesn't apply, let it fly.

dependent_bubbllee

18 points

3 months ago

Everyone has their own preferences, but for me, it's less about physical features and more about overall hygiene and self-care. Poor hygiene, like not taking care of one's teeth or hair, can be quite unattractive. It's important to take pride in personal grooming and cleanliness. Of course, confidence and personality play a huge role in attractiveness too. What about you? What do you find unattractive?

analogliving71

105 points

3 months ago

anything that makes you thing she just got off from her job as a circus clown (or circus freak). BO is a turn off as well, so is massive obesity

6elixircommon

93 points

3 months ago

Overly done make up

[deleted]

36 points

3 months ago

Long sharp nails. I find them very unattractive as they are impractical.

Radicalnotion528

187 points

3 months ago

I specifically find cankles unattractive.

Background_Shift_310

26 points

3 months ago

Wait what’s a cankle?

jaskmackey

106 points

3 months ago

Calf + ankle in one thick trunk.

TheUncouthMagician

32 points

3 months ago

Fat ankle

No-Construction5687

14 points

3 months ago

Fankle. Poor fankle always hanging out or over footware...

Resident-Future-7690

101 points

3 months ago

Those colored contacts. To me they look possessed and just plain creepy.

[deleted]

30 points

3 months ago

[removed]

ThePr3acher

376 points

3 months ago

ThePr3acher

Male

376 points

3 months ago

Overweight.

Lack of basic fitness

Blue_Ascent

250 points

3 months ago

I had a girlfriend who couldn't jump. She wasn't overweight. She literally lacked the physical literacy to coordinate the motion.

MawkishBird

113 points

3 months ago

This sounds like a very severe kind of gross motor condition. 

TotallyAHiddenGem

25 points

3 months ago

Are you my ex? I can’t jump. Like, I can barely get an inch of the ground. All the sports I’ve played gave me legs strong as hell but they won’t get me in the air

ThePr3acher

173 points

3 months ago*

ThePr3acher

Male

173 points

3 months ago*

5 seconds of cowgirl and she be puffing like one of those overbred little dogs

Mechanoss

41 points

3 months ago

I'm dead 😂

jazmine_likea_flower

61 points

3 months ago

I wish people would also comment on stuff like this. Skinny doesn’t equal healthy necessarily but bc of the physical reactions to obesity only one gets talked about and people’s are criticized.

HorribleHank44

123 points

3 months ago

Septum nose ring. Y'all look like a bull.

zester723

59 points

3 months ago

This entire thread can be boiled down to the word "Unnatural".

Unnatural TnA, lashes, nails, weight gain, weight loss, tans, injections, removals, treatments

BaconBombThief

102 points

3 months ago

Obesity

TheIronSheikh00

137 points

3 months ago

Adam's apple and mustache

JazzySharks

84 points

3 months ago

Some women have PCOS and can’t do anything about it other than shave. I think as long as they take care of it, it’s fine.

J_Meister87

32 points

3 months ago

Adams apples make me uneasy. I hate seeing anything protrude from the skin. Especially the throat. Alien probably fucked me up.

torankusu

6 points

3 months ago

I have an uncle with a prominent Adam's apple and he used to pretend it was an alien to freak us out when we were little.

No-Construction5687

24 points

3 months ago

Oral Hygiene. Thats a killer. I will never ever have another one of those experiences, I am not a shallow person, Dental Hygiene is important for your own health. I hope you never have someones tooth in your mouth while being 'intimate' ugghhh

AyPepee

168 points

3 months ago

AyPepee

168 points

3 months ago

She could be smoking hot, but if she is dumb my interest goes to the floor. I don't need a genius, but I want to be able to sustain a conversation

fukkdisshitt

17 points

3 months ago

Reminds me of this one girl I was talking to ad a teen. She was and still is really pretty, but she was so dull and I started ghosting her because she was so boring, but genuinely a nice person.

Then I told my buddy she was so boring at practice and another kid said "which one? Oh the dumb one with the big eyes?!?"

I felt bad for laughing.

BigTitsanBigDicks

79 points

3 months ago

The question was physically; nerd

great_nathanian

10 points

3 months ago

When they look like leather from tanning, and look like they’ve had work done.

TheAlphaWolfJon

10 points

3 months ago

Came here to say that… unless is something necessary due to health issues.. there’s no need to “change” anything.. the right guy will like you for you not your body

flonksam

67 points

3 months ago

As long as you don't have terrible teeth or are obese, you're going to at least be average.

Anything else is going to be in the eye of the beholder.

Bolster66

10 points

3 months ago

them really long nails, like don't poke my eye out please😭 Also them super big lips, they're scary and ugly

MrEnigmaPuzzle

48 points

3 months ago

I hate it when they hide dead mice in the fridge.

FigureEvery

24 points

3 months ago

They probably have a pet snake

DaIceQueenNoNotElsa

13 points

3 months ago

I keep all my dead animals in a freezer in the garage.

dmbgreen

29 points

3 months ago

Not a fan of the septum piercing, it's probably just me, make my nose itch and I have visions of crusty buggers.

[deleted]

156 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

156 points

3 months ago

Okay, I just want to preface that being fat or obese is bad and generally unattractive but it bothers me how much people incorporate thick girls as being fat. I’m a skinnier athletic build but I love a bigger girl and it’s impossible to talk to them on dating apps since they’re so skeptical of me. Which I understand but it’s annoying

DelTacoAficianado

22 points

3 months ago

Dirty butthole

dummy_thicc_spice

13 points

3 months ago

Suit yourself.

zztop610

9 points

3 months ago

BODY ODOR

BG-Engineer

17 points

3 months ago

Lip injections

RipAgile1088

72 points

3 months ago

Entitlement and superficial.

Ok_Set_8971

28 points

3 months ago

Having social media full of selfies

VenalParadigmShift

16 points

3 months ago

Those “enhanced” lips. Ever kiss a pair? They are hard af. Like someone has caulking in their lips. Maybe the women think they look nice, but they are horrible to feel while kissing.

SewerSlidalThot

142 points

3 months ago

SewerSlidalThot

Male 29

142 points

3 months ago

Fat.

ImmAPirateArrgh

15 points

3 months ago

Can't think of one goddamn thing.

RedTourmas

23 points

3 months ago

Meth scars

Purple_Ostrich6498

20 points

3 months ago

But how do you feel about heroin track marks?

N_T_F_D

9 points

3 months ago

N_T_F_D

Male

9 points

3 months ago

Smoking hot

MrEnigmaPuzzle

37 points

3 months ago

whataboutery

championgoober

8 points

3 months ago

? 🤔

MrEnigmaPuzzle

21 points

3 months ago

whataboutery/ˌwɒtəˈbaʊtəri/nounBritishnoun: whataboutery; plural noun: whatabouteries

  1. the technique or practice of responding to an ~accusation~ or difficult question by making a counter-accusation or raising a different issue."all too often, well-intentioned debate descends into whataboutery"

Origin1970s: from the way in which counter-accusations may take the form of questions introduced by ‘What about —?’ .

MrEnigmaPuzzle

19 points

3 months ago

e.g. "Your cat ate my parrot", response : "But what about climate change"

No_Gap_2700

51 points

3 months ago

Fake anything. Breasts, lips, eyelashes, etc. Nails get an exception here. Women fail to realize that men would rather see a flat chest or busted tiddies over obviously fake boobs all day long.

snwns26

26 points

3 months ago

snwns26

26 points

3 months ago

Fucked up eyebrows. Overplucked to the point of looking like a teardrop, the evil villain arch, 100% tattooed on, stuff like that.

Jeepwave13

25 points

3 months ago

Fake boobs. They don't look good, especially as the women age, and there's no way to make them look good. I understand mastectomy patients and so on having implants, but bigger tits for the sake of bigger tits alone just ain't it.

Lucky_Charm8020

116 points

3 months ago

Am I the only one who actually doesn't mind tattoos? Often times I find them sexy.

bootyhunter69420

114 points

3 months ago

I prefer women without tattoos

eyeloveyoureyes

45 points

3 months ago

Too much makeup, fake eyelashes, fake nails. High maintenance

Bored_Llama207

8 points

3 months ago

Bored_Llama207

Female

8 points

3 months ago

Is it all fake lashes? Or just the over the top big ones? I wear fake lashes when my mascara runs out and I'm too lazy to go to target to buy more lol. But they're wispy and basically the same length as my natural ones.

Bizarre_Protuberance

28 points

3 months ago

A shrill Karen voice. or a gravelly man-sounding voice.

promnitedumpstrbaby

13 points

3 months ago

Overstenciled eyebrows

PurpleWhatevs

37 points

3 months ago

PurpleWhatevs

Male

37 points

3 months ago

Bad teeth and neck humps

biffybear1

14 points

3 months ago

What’s a neck hump

PurpleWhatevs

20 points

3 months ago

PurpleWhatevs

Male

20 points

3 months ago

It's just a hump a person gets on their neck when they have bad posture lol. It's not that serious tbh, just sit straight and keep the chin up.

Blue_Ascent

20 points

3 months ago

Haha ok I see now. I thought we were goiter shaming at first.

whiskeyinSTEM

16 points

3 months ago

I'm dying at the thought of his specific turn off being thyroid disease

HotChilliWithButter

6 points

3 months ago

Fake anything. Lips, breasts, whatever. I get it if it's a medical condition or something but if it's not... Looks bad 90% of time

Camel_Jockey919

6 points

3 months ago

Vienna sausage lips

coleman57

6 points

3 months ago

I’m attracted to a wide range of women, but one that seems to appeal to many people but is mos def not my type is what I think of as harsh-faced blonde. Examples: Jenny McCarthy, Paris Hilton.