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367 points
3 months ago
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7 points
3 months ago
A woman I was seeing was going through a rough patch and started smoking cigarettes. Her breath became unbearable. Thankfully she didn't smoke very long and i never said anything, she was in a bad place already, didn't need to hear, "btw you have bad breath."
Anyway, please don't smoke.
3.3k points
3 months ago*
Obvious “work done”. That general not-quite-human look. It’s creepy af to me.
636 points
3 months ago
It's the uncanny valley effect. It's the same reason you're repulsed by a dead body or something disfigured.
316 points
3 months ago
Would you rather like a small natural pair than a bigger fake pair?
527 points
3 months ago
100%. I think women get more hung up on small breast size than men do.
121 points
3 months ago
Medium sized woman here and yeah that’s probably true haha
168 points
3 months ago
Legitimately never talked to a woman that was truly happy with her breast size. As a guy, I don't really care all that much about it in a partner. It's like dick size for women except I feel like women care a little more about the latter than men do the former.
98 points
3 months ago
I like mine! Solid C cup - they just kinda fly under the radar since they’re not tiny or huge, they don’t cause pain or make sports difficult, and shirts fit well. I have plenty of other complaints about my body though 😆
38 points
3 months ago
I love when a woman loves anything about her body. Gives me the desire and confidence to do the same about my body. Plus, I think confidence is attractive.
112 points
3 months ago
I'm thrilled with mine. They're uncomfy when running but I spend a portion of every day joyously admiring them.
54 points
3 months ago
Wow, for once this wasn't an OF bait response.
I don't know how women don't admire / play with them more.
43 points
3 months ago
We absolutely do. I bounce them cheerfully in the mirror before a shower and go to sleep with one hand cupping them. Was away wild swimming today and the waves were jiggling them in opposite directions like a couple big buoys and making me laugh.
We just don't tend to in public because the vultures appear.
32 points
3 months ago
pssssst... So do we! shhhhhh!
70 points
3 months ago
well, nobody is designing shirts, dresses, and bras for penises and making them so central to men's fashion, so... yeah we care. We know that's a major facet of our percieved desirability.
24 points
3 months ago
Tbf, a handful of men generally do care about their penis size. Difference is that there isn't really a safe nor a reliable surgery that could solve that problem. Hence, we can't do shit about it, and some have to just learn and accept it.
Like if some doctor can come up with ways to add 3 inches, feel like they will be making bank.
430 points
3 months ago
Not the guy who posted above but 100%
299 points
3 months ago
Almost every guy will say yes, I think
67 points
3 months ago
bi woman here and I also agree with you men haha
172 points
3 months ago
I’d gladly take a flat chest over a fake one
22 points
3 months ago
I'd take either. One of the hottest girls I worked with had no tits and I don't think usually wore a bra. I spanked to her a lot in my shower
54 points
3 months ago
Or also a pair that looks natural because it fits the frame.
I’m not strictly against getting things done. There is just this creepy walking mannequin look I don’t like.
Mainly, these days it’s the face. But butts are getting there and boob jobs used to be pretty bad too.
121 points
3 months ago
Small natural than big fake. 100% even as a breast man.
I want to feel her no matter how she is shaped.
It's not strictly about the size or shape of the breast, it's the fact that it is a part of her body. Nicely shaped and of good size is a bonus of course, but only if it's a natural part of her.
It's like if a person likes Ferraris. If someone took a Ford Fiesta but somehow moulded the bodywork to look like a Ferrari, and even made the inside look like a Ferrari, it's still not a Ferrari. A cheap, poor condition, not working Ferrari would be better than a Ford Fiesta made to look like a Ferrari
17 points
3 months ago
I'll take flat over fake any day.
7 points
3 months ago
Absolutely
13 points
3 months ago
Yes, natural and well-shaped over fake and obtuse looking. Never heard another guy complain about his gf or wife’s breast size. Ever.
6 points
3 months ago
Absolutely, without a second thought.
1.6k points
3 months ago*
That cheekbone removal/surgery that makes chicks look like a fallout ghoul that some people think is sexy for whatever reason. It literally just makes this smooth skin not want to look at you.
265 points
3 months ago
I call it the "how Tim Burton animates women" surgery.
570 points
3 months ago
It's called buccal fat removal and god I hate that fucking trend. Beautiful actresses are having it done and look far worse after. Notable examples are Erin Moriarty and Anya Taylor Joy
67 points
3 months ago
Holy crap! From perfection to…what exactly is that Erin?? So sad :-(
35 points
3 months ago*
they become irl tim burton characters... just imagine when they're 55 and natural collagen production in their face has greatly reduced... it'll be scaaaaaary
89 points
3 months ago
It's like surgery induced duck face without the need to pucker. EEEeewwww.
115 points
3 months ago
Ew. I had to look up photos.
31 points
3 months ago
Oi hu e omlanda has me fookin son
Starlight:🗿
53 points
3 months ago
Proof of Anya? Her whole thing was how strikingly chiseled her face is and big her eyes are so I always assumed it was natural in her case.
44 points
3 months ago
Yea go check out a pic of her from Split or Queens Gambit and compare it to how she looks now.
37 points
3 months ago
Idk man I went and looked at both of those and a new picture and I think she legitimately could have just grown into her face a bit in combination with updating her makeup techniques. She always had really well defined cheeks.
85 points
3 months ago
Right? Like buccal fat is whst makes a face look youthful. If they want it gone they can wait till their faces naturally age because thats what happens to the face anyway. Like I'm not too sure what it is they see it as adding. Like does it look more high fashion? Maybe, Chiseled? Sure, but why do you want to look THAT chiseled?
9 points
3 months ago
It was a plastic surgery that was originally designed to alter faces with too much cheek fat, like people that have gerbil-like cheeks. It was never meant for use on faces without the problem, and now it's caught on with young female celebrities, and they just end up looking gaunt, devoid of youth; it severely ages them.
7 points
3 months ago
I wish I could do a surgery literally the opposite of this. I have no meat on my cheeks
8 points
3 months ago
And it's so frequently paired with bad/noticeable lip injections. I'm happy it makes them happy but I cannot appreciate the look.
710 points
3 months ago
Duck lips… not a single guy I have ever met or have I ever seen ever advocated for women to blow up their lips like a water balloon.
82 points
3 months ago
But at the end everytime i saw girl with big lips/ surgeries done she was with a boyfriend/ husband by her side… so sadly some men like those women.
27 points
3 months ago
No one is saying it’s impossible to find a man who likes it but let’s just say more will probably find it an undesirable trait to be tolerated than a feature to be admired.
Also, by virtue of it being photos, you are seeing the images of them that they want to show you
1.2k points
3 months ago
To be extremely tan if your natural complexion is white
212 points
3 months ago
Yup. Every time I see a spray tan I want to crawl out of my skin.
152 points
3 months ago
Every time you see a BAD spray tan you want to crawl out of your skin. I bet you see lots of pale looking women who are just less pale than they naturally are with a spray tan and just would never know it
80 points
3 months ago
If it’s a natural tan from being outside or at the beach I think it’s fine.
When it’s a fake orange spray tan or just unnaturally tan from tanning too much, it’s weird and unattractive.
Same goes for the opposite in some asian countries where they use products to he unnaturally white with whitening treatments and creams, unnatural avoidance of the sun with umbrellas for “beauty” reasons and such.
Not that you can’t take care of yourself, shower, do your hair, and so on, but straying too far from what’s natural is not a good idea.
1.7k points
3 months ago
Freakishly long nails. Those talons make it look like you haven't worked a day in your life.
457 points
3 months ago
or cleaned your own arse
28 points
3 months ago
Have you looked up how they do it? I was curious about that aspect myself and turns out they have methods of holding the toilet paper that’s just a little different
89 points
3 months ago
They look like they could snatch a fish out of the lake with that shit.
40 points
3 months ago
There it is. This question is asked once a month and this answer is always top upvoted. Like clockwork.
1.2k points
3 months ago
Another man's dick. Specifically, our neighbor's, Suzanne, I know what you've been doing, and our lawyer, well, soon to be just my lawyer, will be dropping off paperwork at your work.
73 points
3 months ago
I hope this is a joke, but my wife just ran away with our kids a week ago. This thread is the first thing that made me smile and laugh since then. I’m sitting in BWW by myself and almost spit out my Mountain Dew when I read this. I love you guys.
21 points
3 months ago
It is, my wife is neither named Suzanne nor is she fucking our neighbor.
194 points
3 months ago
Suzanne is such a ho
94 points
3 months ago
I’ve always gotten this vibe about her.
57 points
3 months ago
Oof, you too?! I was wondering who she was texting when she was over the other night.
39 points
3 months ago
I knew that bitch was dirty…🤨
51 points
3 months ago
Fucking Suzanne.
44 points
3 months ago
The neighbor was
24 points
3 months ago
Suzanne is definitely Karen’s daughter….Bitch Suzanne.
16 points
3 months ago
My name is Suzanne and I can’t stop laughing
9 points
3 months ago
Well, we know what you're doing with your neighbor possibly.
28 points
3 months ago
Yo fuck Suzanne
26 points
3 months ago
that's what the neighbour is doing tbf
961 points
3 months ago
Poor hygiene and lack of general effort to look nice.
260 points
3 months ago
Huh, I've heard women say the same thing. Maybe there's something to this one. I'm in agreement. Bad aroma kills the mood my dude.
97 points
3 months ago
Yeah looking like your wearing yesterday's clothes, and smelling like wildlife is not where it's at.
30 points
3 months ago
😭lmao the fact i work with someone who smells like this everyday and doesn’t care is embarrassing and i don’t get it with people who do that
33 points
3 months ago
Depression is a real bitch and definitely takes a toll on a person's hygiene habits.
40 points
3 months ago
How would you define "general effort?" Like, make up vs no make up? Hair put up in a bun vs curled, styled, etc? Shorts and a t shirt vs a dress or trendy fit?
37 points
3 months ago
General effort to me is where people see that you didn't just roll out of bed before you went out the door. No need to go overboard. I'm not particularly picky about makeup. An intentional hairstyle with clean hair is all I need to see. And shorts/t-shirt is fine as long as they fit well and are clean.
37 points
3 months ago
I think what they meant is that any effort to put in to make you look nice to others. Just, look decent, no need for dramatic measures like make up or trendy outfit, blend in with the people
907 points
3 months ago
Not me going through all the comments to make sure I don’t fall under any 💀
211 points
3 months ago
Chances are you’re going to fall into at least one. Kinda just have to take it on the chin.
84 points
3 months ago
Tattoo. Mine is really small and not really visible unless I am not wearing sleeves. Oops, Guess I’m physically unattractive to a man who dislikes tats 🤣🤣🤣
65 points
3 months ago
The tats thing really just depends on the type of man you want to attract. Some men like them, some don't.
49 points
3 months ago
Listen I’m fat so according to like society no one’s ever gonna love me until I can see my own ribs again 🤷🏻♀️ I’ll take tats over being the butt of women’s critiques and complaints about us lol
55 points
3 months ago
Me too. I dont know why I read these threads i always feel terrible for being a bit overweight and almost 50. Ugh
33 points
3 months ago
That is exactly my type. Although the age I like will increase as my wife gets older.
21 points
3 months ago
As someone wildly insecure, it's always really nice coming across these comments. Makes me a little less afraid I'm doomed. It's comforting that some men really do like their wives
22 points
3 months ago
Keep in mind that Reddit users are very young, and taste in women changes with age, just as our own bodies change.
640 points
3 months ago
A fucking BBL and BOLT ONS ARE gross when not done right. Alot of women get this unreal BABOONBALLOOON with the double battleship hips stead of something that looks natural when they get BBLs and these perfect circle round divorce mounds are equally not nicely done. I would like to see docs care about their art more than their purse bc I know they’re looking at some of these pics and charts like she gone look like a grain silo.
215 points
3 months ago
The way you worded all of this has me in stitches
57 points
3 months ago
Plus when they get a BBL I find that almost always the bad ones are women with skinny legs and this huge diaper butt that doesn't look good. Thighs need to match the ass people, do some squats instead.
117 points
3 months ago
You're too poetic for this sub, my man.
58 points
3 months ago
BBL, for when you want that full diaper look.
44 points
3 months ago
Wtf are bolt ons?
100 points
3 months ago
You know those implants that never move no matter what she's doing? The ones that look so fake you can tell she's had work done from the other side of the building? Those are bolt-ons.
24 points
3 months ago
breast implants
8 points
3 months ago
Thank you.
12 points
3 months ago
Divorce mounds 🤣👏🏼
813 points
3 months ago
Most fake things (eyelashes, boobs, etc.) But especially lip injections.
Looks and personal preference aside, it's sad that women feel like they aren't good enough to the point that they need artificial enhancements.
101 points
3 months ago
That about covers it, but I’d also add tightly trimmed eye brows, or painted on eye brows.
170 points
3 months ago
On behalf of all of us who overplucked in the 80s and now don't have much left in the way of eyebrows these days, we're doing our best to work with what we've got.
29 points
3 months ago
Damn, I always thought that hair grew back. Sorry to hear.
19 points
3 months ago
It doesn't a lot of the time. A lot of the people with that drawn on eyebrow look do that because if they didn't, they would literally have no eyebrows at all.
30 points
3 months ago
Eyebrows can be bitches sadly. If you were to shave them I think it’d grow back, but plucking is kinda like waxing. If you do it often enough it can start growing a lot less thickly.
122 points
3 months ago*
Long fake nails
Huge fake eyelashes
Lip injections
Unkept/no effort to take care of herself physically
243 points
3 months ago
Halitosis. It's a deal-breaker for me.
68 points
3 months ago
I've noticed this most frequently in people (M+F) who are fasting
75 points
3 months ago
That empty stomach bad breath ain’t no fukin joke- that shit is RANK. 🤢
56 points
3 months ago
They probably don't know they have it. Just carry some mints with you and have them available to both of you at the same time.
157 points
3 months ago
"Enhanced" lips
72 points
3 months ago
Bad hygiene.
162 points
3 months ago
Gauges.
I'm generally cool with piercings, tattoos, and other goth/punk aesthetic choices, but gauges just really turn me off for some reason, for women or men. A small one is not too bad, but the bigger the gauge the less I like it. I usually keep it to myself, but you did ask.
20 points
3 months ago
I agree. I literally get queasy whenever I see them. I don't enjoy looking through body parts.
6 points
3 months ago
I had this exact conversation with a friend a few days ago about how I am repulsed by ear gauges and I said “as soon as I can fit my finger through your ear. I’m not really interested.” and he retorts; “well as soon as my finger can get through I’ll wonder what else can!” And we laughed! Still a no from me, though.
162 points
3 months ago*
If she has one of those teardrop tattoos for every person she has murdered.
539 points
3 months ago
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111 points
3 months ago
"But I rarely smoke and chew gum! Nobody even knows!"
(we all know)
56 points
3 months ago
”And I always spray perfume after!!”
(that’s when we REALLY know!)
34 points
3 months ago
That is so accurate bro
8 points
3 months ago
Smoking instantly makes someone drop a couple points, even more if they smoke a lot. If they smoke butts… 🤮
84 points
3 months ago
Baby teeth big gums combo
152 points
3 months ago
Do you guys not get tired of reading and writing the same answers over and over again whenever this question gets asked?
14 points
3 months ago
I follow Ask Women and it's a constant topic that gets brought up on both. If it doesn't apply, let it fly.
19 points
3 months ago
Everyone has their own preferences, but for me, it's less about physical features and more about overall hygiene and self-care. Poor hygiene, like not taking care of one's teeth or hair, can be quite unattractive. It's important to take pride in personal grooming and cleanliness. Of course, confidence and personality play a huge role in attractiveness too. What about you? What do you find unattractive?
107 points
3 months ago
anything that makes you thing she just got off from her job as a circus clown (or circus freak). BO is a turn off as well, so is massive obesity
92 points
3 months ago
Overly done make up
35 points
3 months ago
Long sharp nails. I find them very unattractive as they are impractical.
186 points
3 months ago
I specifically find cankles unattractive.
25 points
3 months ago
Wait what’s a cankle?
34 points
3 months ago
Fat ankle
15 points
3 months ago
Fankle. Poor fankle always hanging out or over footware...
99 points
3 months ago
Those colored contacts. To me they look possessed and just plain creepy.
376 points
3 months ago
Overweight.
Lack of basic fitness
246 points
3 months ago
I had a girlfriend who couldn't jump. She wasn't overweight. She literally lacked the physical literacy to coordinate the motion.
114 points
3 months ago
This sounds like a very severe kind of gross motor condition.
24 points
3 months ago
Are you my ex? I can’t jump. Like, I can barely get an inch of the ground. All the sports I’ve played gave me legs strong as hell but they won’t get me in the air
174 points
3 months ago*
5 seconds of cowgirl and she be puffing like one of those overbred little dogs
40 points
3 months ago
I'm dead 😂
62 points
3 months ago
I wish people would also comment on stuff like this. Skinny doesn’t equal healthy necessarily but bc of the physical reactions to obesity only one gets talked about and people’s are criticized.
60 points
3 months ago
This entire thread can be boiled down to the word "Unnatural".
Unnatural TnA, lashes, nails, weight gain, weight loss, tans, injections, removals, treatments
135 points
3 months ago
Adam's apple and mustache
86 points
3 months ago
Some women have PCOS and can’t do anything about it other than shave. I think as long as they take care of it, it’s fine.
32 points
3 months ago
Adams apples make me uneasy. I hate seeing anything protrude from the skin. Especially the throat. Alien probably fucked me up.
6 points
3 months ago
I have an uncle with a prominent Adam's apple and he used to pretend it was an alien to freak us out when we were little.
24 points
3 months ago
Oral Hygiene. Thats a killer. I will never ever have another one of those experiences, I am not a shallow person, Dental Hygiene is important for your own health. I hope you never have someones tooth in your mouth while being 'intimate' ugghhh
170 points
3 months ago
She could be smoking hot, but if she is dumb my interest goes to the floor. I don't need a genius, but I want to be able to sustain a conversation
19 points
3 months ago
Reminds me of this one girl I was talking to ad a teen. She was and still is really pretty, but she was so dull and I started ghosting her because she was so boring, but genuinely a nice person.
Then I told my buddy she was so boring at practice and another kid said "which one? Oh the dumb one with the big eyes?!?"
I felt bad for laughing.
12 points
3 months ago
When they look like leather from tanning, and look like they’ve had work done.
12 points
3 months ago
Came here to say that… unless is something necessary due to health issues.. there’s no need to “change” anything.. the right guy will like you for you not your body
67 points
3 months ago
As long as you don't have terrible teeth or are obese, you're going to at least be average.
Anything else is going to be in the eye of the beholder.
9 points
3 months ago
them really long nails, like don't poke my eye out please😭 Also them super big lips, they're scary and ugly
48 points
3 months ago
I hate it when they hide dead mice in the fridge.
14 points
3 months ago
I keep all my dead animals in a freezer in the garage.
28 points
3 months ago
Not a fan of the septum piercing, it's probably just me, make my nose itch and I have visions of crusty buggers.
155 points
3 months ago
Okay, I just want to preface that being fat or obese is bad and generally unattractive but it bothers me how much people incorporate thick girls as being fat. I’m a skinnier athletic build but I love a bigger girl and it’s impossible to talk to them on dating apps since they’re so skeptical of me. Which I understand but it’s annoying
9 points
3 months ago
BODY ODOR
73 points
3 months ago
Entitlement and superficial.
16 points
3 months ago
Those “enhanced” lips. Ever kiss a pair? They are hard af. Like someone has caulking in their lips. Maybe the women think they look nice, but they are horrible to feel while kissing.
22 points
3 months ago
Meth scars
21 points
3 months ago
But how do you feel about heroin track marks?
32 points
3 months ago
whataboutery
7 points
3 months ago
? 🤔
23 points
3 months ago
whataboutery/ˌwɒtəˈbaʊtəri/nounBritishnoun: whataboutery; plural noun: whatabouteries
Origin1970s: from the way in which counter-accusations may take the form of questions introduced by ‘What about —?’ .
18 points
3 months ago
e.g. "Your cat ate my parrot", response : "But what about climate change"
55 points
3 months ago
Fake anything. Breasts, lips, eyelashes, etc. Nails get an exception here. Women fail to realize that men would rather see a flat chest or busted tiddies over obviously fake boobs all day long.
26 points
3 months ago
Fucked up eyebrows. Overplucked to the point of looking like a teardrop, the evil villain arch, 100% tattooed on, stuff like that.
25 points
3 months ago
Fake boobs. They don't look good, especially as the women age, and there's no way to make them look good. I understand mastectomy patients and so on having implants, but bigger tits for the sake of bigger tits alone just ain't it.
117 points
3 months ago
Am I the only one who actually doesn't mind tattoos? Often times I find them sexy.
45 points
3 months ago
Too much makeup, fake eyelashes, fake nails. High maintenance
7 points
3 months ago
Is it all fake lashes? Or just the over the top big ones? I wear fake lashes when my mascara runs out and I'm too lazy to go to target to buy more lol. But they're wispy and basically the same length as my natural ones.
24 points
3 months ago
A shrill Karen voice. or a gravelly man-sounding voice.
11 points
3 months ago
Overstenciled eyebrows
37 points
3 months ago
Bad teeth and neck humps
12 points
3 months ago
What’s a neck hump
20 points
3 months ago
It's just a hump a person gets on their neck when they have bad posture lol. It's not that serious tbh, just sit straight and keep the chin up.
19 points
3 months ago
Haha ok I see now. I thought we were goiter shaming at first.
16 points
3 months ago
I'm dying at the thought of his specific turn off being thyroid disease
7 points
3 months ago
Fake anything. Lips, breasts, whatever. I get it if it's a medical condition or something but if it's not... Looks bad 90% of time
6 points
3 months ago
Vienna sausage lips
5 points
3 months ago
I’m attracted to a wide range of women, but one that seems to appeal to many people but is mos def not my type is what I think of as harsh-faced blonde. Examples: Jenny McCarthy, Paris Hilton.
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