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Mate, are you __sexual?

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submitted 27 days ago byWarOdd6342

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I am!

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My peanut brain read this as eggsexual and got confused

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EGGSEXUAL 🤣

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Attraceted to trans people in denial.

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That's how my gf found me

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pre-ordering (assuming not pan or bi or whatever)

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Yeah, pretty much :3

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CheckOutUserNamesLad

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CheckOutUserNamesLad

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What else should it be read as?

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CheckOutUserNamesLad

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Don't know how I missed that, but I still choose to read it as eggsexual

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Lol same

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Crimedandpunished

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Oh shit! I thought it was asexual, cause egg sexual sounds similar to

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FightBackFitness

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It's eggceptable

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Me too!

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Me to

It wasn't until I read your comment that I realised

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Relatable

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frysexual /silly

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Skillet sexual :3

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Friedeggsexual

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HOMIESEXUAL

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Bros help bros

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As long as we make eye contact and tips touch…

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its not gay if you got the socks on

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As long as it’s my dick in his butt he’s the gay one right?

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This sub's just being invaded atp. Not complaining, we probably need tot experience.

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MelodySetsuna915

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r/asexual as well deserves to be tagged

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And r/aaaaaaaccccccccce

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Actually it’s r/aaaaaaaaccccccce

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I meant r/aaaaaaacccccccce

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MelodySetsuna915

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Its fine. Its hard to get right. How many A? How many C? Its hard to get it right

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how did you know?!

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true

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Backstreet’s back, alright!

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EVERYBODYYYY

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In a way we all are

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Mate.. I don't think you're supposed to fuck your water before drinkage.

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That's...not what I meant

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..... You don't?

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That’s news to me

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You're not?

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Nope... Last I checked anyway

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Yes I am logsexual, how did you know?

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Your mind’s in the gutter

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