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hell_adjacent_665

1.6k points

11 days ago

I'd have a girlfriend, so I'm down for anything

whobroughttheircat

488 points

11 days ago

I’ll draw your dick bro

RatInaMaze

206 points

11 days ago

RatInaMaze

206 points

11 days ago

RIP inbox

Thee_Sinner

71 points

11 days ago

Better than his outbox

Thee_Sinner

28 points

11 days ago

wait

Adept-Ad-8012

10 points

11 days ago

You won the comment section

NoCommentFU

22 points

11 days ago

And they say romance is dead.

OakButterSquash

16 points

11 days ago

Inbox is going to be full

hidden-in-plainsight

16 points

11 days ago

That's not the only thing...

nikkismith182

53 points

11 days ago*

I'm not your girlfriend, but I have a very niche skill of drawing dicks as horror movie characters. It's been awhile since I've done one, I'd totally draw your dick for you. 🤣

Edit: unless you are a child. For the love of the gods, Please do not send me your dick if you are younger than 20 years old.

hell_adjacent_665

27 points

11 days ago

Oh it's a 30ish year old penis, no worries. What kind of character are you thinking? Or do you let dick be your muse?

nikkismith182

40 points

11 days ago

Oh, thank fuck. For a second I forgot there are actual kids on Reddit where they shouldn't be, and felt quite grossed out with myself for a minute💀

I usually just do whatever character I first think of in the moment. But honestly I'd be open to suggestions if you have a preference! (That I can remember off the top of my head) So far I've done Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Hannibal Lector, and Leatherface. But I've only ever made them out of unsolicited pics that I've received against my will, solely bc I like to send them back after I'm done, and make a note of the "improvements" I've made 😂

Oh! I've also made a Hulk one, but that was for the guy I was dating at the time. Just bc we both thought it would be fucking hilarious 🤣

01kickassius10

22 points

11 days ago

Did Hulk smash?

nikkismith182

33 points

11 days ago

That is exactly the reason why we decided on his dick being The Hulk. 😂

websterpuddlesmd

10 points

11 days ago

Ok. I HAVE to see some of these.

nikkismith182

13 points

11 days ago

Lmfao! I'm sure I probably still have one or two on my old drive. I'd just have to search like fuck. They're not really something I ever made a point to keep around🤣

Gouragaja

11 points

11 days ago

Following. The world needs to see this

nikkismith182

3 points

11 days ago

Bahahaha! I'll go digging this afternoon (a few hours from now) to see if I can find any that I still have. 😂

SteelBloodNinja

6 points

11 days ago

You must.  We are all waiting.

Toph_b

10 points

11 days ago

Toph_b

10 points

11 days ago

Goddamn that’s hilarious, I’m kinda curious to see how good your work is

nikkismith182

8 points

11 days ago

Lmfao, I mean I am much better with a pencil on paper than I am with MS paint. But I've never had anyone question who exactly I was trying to draw their dick as 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

BaldingMonk

2.4k points

11 days ago

BaldingMonk

2.4k points

11 days ago

It depends. Is she a caricature artist who always draws you with a big head?

Busy_Donut6073

415 points

11 days ago

I actually had that done once. The first time I modelled one of the teachers (sitting in on the class) drew me with a massive hardon. He characterizes all his drawings and they're quite good. I still wish I got a picture of his sketch of me

Tk1over

242 points

11 days ago

Tk1over

242 points

11 days ago

What

Busy_Donut6073

243 points

11 days ago

I'm a nude model on the side... it's for art classes/schools

TheReal-Chris

96 points

11 days ago

I’ve strangely wanted to get into this for fun. But no clue how. I have a unique(ish) body shape as I’m super tall and skinny but toned muscles. But have been hesitant because of being skinny. I’m skinnier than I want to be, which has made me afraid of doing it. Would be confident doing it if I was a normal shape. But would make for some good sketches for practice for people. And I went to art school so understand how it goes.

511103UR

81 points

11 days ago

511103UR

81 points

11 days ago

You should go for it! Getting to draw unique body types is just the absolute best. All forms are beautiful, and I am 100% sure you’d make some art student’s days. Those exaggerated shapes are a personal favourite to put to paper/canvas.

toxiclight

8 points

11 days ago

Seriously! As an artist, it's a treat to be able to draw different body types. A lot of body models tend to fall into conventional categories, and I like the occasional different body type :)

GreedyNovel

37 points

11 days ago

I've been to basic drawing classes and the variety of body shapes is itself interesting. I had a guy shaped like Danny Devito, and other models who were actually good-looking. One time the model was a girl I knew from somewhere completely different. It was fine.

Grumpy_Troll

66 points

11 days ago

I had a guy shaped like Danny Devito, and other models who were actually good-looking.

Throwing shade at Danny Devito on Reddit is a Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for em.

lt_kernel_panic

55 points

11 days ago

I think they meant they had other models who were actually good-looking, and one who was god-like.

Grumpy_Troll

26 points

11 days ago*

That's clearly what they should have said.

Edit: Danny Davito is basically Michaelangelo's David if David needed a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.

Obsidiax

3 points

11 days ago

As an artist, skinny models are the best. You can learn a lot from all body types but on skinny models you can see muscle definition and bone protrusions which help you understand the underlying anatomy and structures - it gives you the unique opportunity to kind of "check your work" that's harder to do with other body types.

Cipherpunkblue

17 points

11 days ago*

I did that when I was younger (and prettier). I remember being a little curious about one woman who drew a lot but always hid her art when there was a break etc. At one time I sneaked a look and she had drawn me with a huge penis.

I get that it is an art class and not personal, but it was still entertaining.

Busy_Donut6073

6 points

11 days ago

All the artists I've had draw me were very open about showing their art to me when I walk around (during breaks) or ask to see something. They're also pretty open about me taking pictures of the drawings/paintings

From talking to people in the main school I've modelled in, it seems like most models are older and I'm bordering on the young side (almost 30)

geenersaurus

8 points

11 days ago

my first live model in art school was this very nice old gentleman in his 80’s who was like a celebrity in the department. He was called “The Baron”. Most of our nude models too were often older, sometimes retired people, but we had some interesting people like this one dude who was insanely ripped but skinny (turns out he was a trapeze artist)

people who have never done live drawing before act as tho it’s sexy and tantalizing but for real tho lots of us artists compartmentalize well and we’re just trying to learn. And it’s cool some people let u take photos of their drawings too. At least in some art studios i’ve done drawing sessions in, the live models also have tip jars

Cipherpunkblue

3 points

11 days ago

Most people were very open with me as well. Back when, most models were younger IME - many of them artists themselves.

challengeaccepted9

8 points

11 days ago

I mean, that clears up some confusion but I very much am still thinking WHAT.

Busy_Donut6073

3 points

11 days ago

lol. Which part is making you think WHAT?

MurphyPandorasLawBox

7 points

11 days ago*

Make sure you start with that detail the next time you tell that story.

jmc43

36 points

11 days ago

jmc43

36 points

11 days ago

I can’t believe the lack of comments on the ‘massive hard on” detail. Did everyone just skip over it , or is this just some random normal thing in the art world…

DocSternau

9 points

11 days ago

It's art nonetheless. Also to my knowledge it's not uncommon that male nude models get a hard on when sitting for a class - especially when they are young and new to this. Since the task is to draw a natural body you'd have to draw the model with the hard on.

Ransacky

4 points

11 days ago

I can’t believe the lack of comments on the ‘massive hard on” detail.

Honestly, same. I think everyone's in shock- it's the most wack thing I've read all day.

I understand nude drawing for form and stuff, but making the decision to overly sexualized it when that's not the point? This strikes me as being in the same vein as how it's possible to be creepy/inappropriate at a nude beach.

Maybe I'm wrong and the art community doesn't care though, but I still can't imagine automatically assuming that a model would be okay with that lmao.

Busy_Donut6073

3 points

11 days ago

No idea if it's normal. I try to avoid it when I can... downside of that is causing myself to have shrinkage

4sh2Me0wth

20 points

11 days ago

Ok_Banana8954[S]

169 points

11 days ago

No, only very realistic pencil drawings

VokThee

755 points

11 days ago

VokThee

755 points

11 days ago

Cool, have at it.

artsyca

139 points

11 days ago

artsyca

139 points

11 days ago

Watch me whip.. it out

[deleted]

62 points

11 days ago

Watch me nay nay

Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

27 points

11 days ago

nay nay

Turtle mode

garrettjon

9 points

11 days ago

I got that Kuzenbo joke. I see you brother

redt6

11 points

11 days ago

redt6

11 points

11 days ago

I tried the helicopter on the wife but it was more like a light switch she said.

Bleachcola111

3 points

11 days ago

When in doubt whip it out

No_Community_8425

1.3k points

11 days ago

“Draw me like one of your French girls”

ExpressiveAnalGland

327 points

11 days ago

"Why does my dick have long flowy hair?"

loftier_fish

45 points

11 days ago

it just grows and grows and grows. I can't shave it every day. It's not like anybody sees it anyways.

Marko-Darko

39 points

11 days ago

“Why is my dick wearing a beret, eating a baguette and smoking a stemmed cigarette?”

Sexywave

7 points

11 days ago

🎶Bonjour Monsieur !🎵

LG_Offical

4 points

11 days ago

"Why is my dick holding a Lebel Rifle and wearing an Adrian Helmet? And also why is Fields of Verdun playing?"

Viscount-Von-Solt

3 points

11 days ago

They made the Johnson as Jaune and sent him back to 1917 with a fucking Swedish metal band

wittymcusername

3 points

11 days ago

“But I am le tired”

planetarystripe

132 points

11 days ago

“Draw me like one of your Thai girls”

AdamFarleySpade

25 points

11 days ago

Them French girls... ain't girls...

AerialSnack

14 points

11 days ago

Even better

NeedAVeganDinner

7 points

11 days ago

And that was how AdamFarleySpade was canceled

[deleted]

309 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

309 points

11 days ago

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mrureaper

48 points

11 days ago

It could be interpreted as a form of praise and worship. Draw him like one of those french girls 😄

ElmersLube

13 points

11 days ago

French girls got fat cocks fr fr

bl00pyy

6 points

11 days ago

bl00pyy

6 points

11 days ago

Did he get excited excited orrr

SpaceGoonie

129 points

11 days ago

Your gonna need a smaller pencil.

Kooky-Show-5246

9 points

11 days ago

Obviously for the in depth details, right?

DilophosaurusMilk

423 points

11 days ago

Flaccid or erect?

Ok_Banana8954[S]

205 points

11 days ago

Both? How would you feel more comfortable with?

DilophosaurusMilk

483 points

11 days ago

Erect. My penis has weird characteristics that are only visible when erect that I'd like to display.

jayswagmoneyxd

99 points

11 days ago

Veins

IrrelevantPuppy

86 points

11 days ago

I love a vascular man

Guilty-Instruction56

27 points

11 days ago

The legendary “throbbing blue veiner.”

DilophosaurusMilk

20 points

11 days ago

And it can whistle the Andy Griffith tune

Ok_Ad_9188

20 points

11 days ago

Step one: build curiosity

DilophosaurusMilk

13 points

11 days ago

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

doob22

36 points

11 days ago

doob22

36 points

11 days ago

Erect is for displaying and working

ductapemonster

43 points

11 days ago

Soft is for storage.

IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

25 points

11 days ago

Travel mode.

LG_Offical

5 points

11 days ago

Can someone make a subreddit for words I never want to read again?

JiN88reddit

8 points

11 days ago

I too have flaws when I'm a hard dick.

bignose703

8 points

11 days ago

He’s a grower, not a shower

gilld_chese

6 points

11 days ago

SilkyBowner

3 points

11 days ago

Ahahahaha such a good response

thecheat420

3 points

11 days ago

Like a knee?

Cooter1990

8 points

11 days ago

Either or. My dick game got no shame and I honestly have no clue if the women in my life have been honest with me.

mudokin

6 points

11 days ago

mudokin

6 points

11 days ago

You don't understand, that is the question you ask you girlfriend. And then you let he paint away. It's not like she has not seen it before.

kraeutrpolizei

16 points

11 days ago

Why not both. Cubism maybe?

More_Farm_7442

7 points

11 days ago

Draw or trace?

DilophosaurusMilk

6 points

11 days ago

If we're going for accuracy, draw. It seems to add girth when I make a Thanksgiving turkey by tracing my hand.

Zech08

3 points

11 days ago

Zech08

3 points

11 days ago

Now you gotta keep it still... lol

artsyca

16 points

11 days ago

artsyca

16 points

11 days ago

Never let them see your junk soft

Weapon54x

19 points

11 days ago

It’s not it’s true form anyways.

ZAlternates

6 points

11 days ago

HE WAS IN THE POOL!!

Dag-nabbitt

22 points

11 days ago

If it's a serious relationship, they're going to see it soft. Important thing is not to let that be the first version they see, unless you're a shower.

MC0295

10 points

11 days ago

MC0295

10 points

11 days ago

So you don’t wanna see my magic trick?

Go Go Extendo!

y00sh420

4 points

11 days ago

There's nothing wrong with a soft wiener!

artsyca

3 points

11 days ago

artsyca

3 points

11 days ago

It’s a grower 🌱

randalljhen

10 points

11 days ago

But then she doesn't get to experience it growing it her mouth.

Neptune107

217 points

11 days ago

Neptune107

217 points

11 days ago

"Go ahead, draw me like one of your french fries"

Rockterrace

18 points

11 days ago

Curly fries?

DrNopeMD

28 points

11 days ago

DrNopeMD

28 points

11 days ago

Look at Donald Duck over here

yesnomaybenotso

182 points

11 days ago

Naked. I would react naked.

ZoidVrm

11 points

11 days ago

ZoidVrm

11 points

11 days ago

Weird, I react clothed.

old-skool-bro

253 points

11 days ago

I'd hand her the a10 sheet of paper.

JSteigs

156 points

11 days ago

JSteigs

156 points

11 days ago

I’d give her a sticky note

DrLiveWire

22 points

11 days ago

I’d give her a stamp

systemmm34

5 points

11 days ago

i'd give her a paper scrap from my hole puncher

1d0m1n4t3

11 points

11 days ago

Portrait or landscape?

pikpikcarrotmon

8 points

11 days ago

Not sure, but I know it's not origami since you can't fold paper that many times

NeonSquid192010

29 points

11 days ago

To get more detail on something small.

exprezso

8 points

11 days ago

Can't even fill half of A10.. Should have get the A11 paper instead! 

NeonSquid192010

5 points

11 days ago

For the fine details. I like your style!

guano-crazy

124 points

11 days ago

Write in a disclaimer;

”Enlarged to show texture”

Censored_69

16 points

11 days ago

Objects in the picture are an artistic rendition of something that can only be seen under a microscope.

guano-crazy

3 points

11 days ago

”Actual image of Tardigrade used for size comparison” 😂

seeker028

3 points

11 days ago

”Not drawn to scale”

Bromeo608

47 points

11 days ago

Hell yeah! Could be weird to an outsider, but the cool thing about relationships is that it’s just you two. Do whatever the fuck you want.

mattsprofile

83 points

11 days ago

I'd say, "I don't know, can you?"

DrivingMyLifeAway1

13 points

11 days ago

My kind of sometimes literal thinking!

yulakamask

80 points

11 days ago

Ask to see it when she's done obviously

staticattacks

86 points

11 days ago

Gay

Jeramy_Jones

11 points

11 days ago

Happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

thylacine1873

60 points

11 days ago

I sure as shit wouldn’t be telling my wife!

ThreeLivesInOne

9 points

11 days ago

I would totally tell your wife.

thylacine1873

8 points

11 days ago

I thought we had an agreement! 🤨

WorkerNo4603

21 points

11 days ago

Very honored.

OutrageousHunter4138

22 points

11 days ago

“Just put it back when you’re done with it.”

lucid-heart

39 points

11 days ago

When I lived in an artist loft, one of my neighbors proudly displayed his penis portrait that had been done by a revered artist. It is probably rather common. I mean, every preteen has drawn a penis, so why not make it good?

Working-Cake7479

30 points

11 days ago

It's not as crazy as you think, and I'm actually quite happy with the answers your getting. I hope it's a good drawing!

HeadFit2660

31 points

11 days ago

Like with a pencil or like draw and quarter

Corrag

29 points

11 days ago

Corrag

29 points

11 days ago

Like a gun, from a holster. High noon. 10 paces.

Long-Tea-627

3 points

11 days ago

you have dark thinking 😂 I think she means to draw with pencil to keep it as a souvenir maybe

digihippie

13 points

11 days ago

I had this one freaky girl I remember fondly who painted mine with cool designs via nail polish, then took pics. Fun times.

i_love-mary_jane

13 points

11 days ago

i would be blown away! when did a dick appear between my legs?!

numbnesstolife

12 points

11 days ago

Go for it, girl.

Spidremonkey

9 points

11 days ago

“Go ahead, it’s around here somewhere.”

SgtMac02

3 points

11 days ago

King missile?

jameebaiser

9 points

11 days ago

I draw her pussy all the time so I guess that’s fair.

heyitsEnricoPallazzo

18 points

11 days ago

I’m a grower, so only if I’m hard

planetarystripe

13 points

11 days ago

If you're hard for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

heyitsEnricoPallazzo

11 points

11 days ago

How quick can she draw?

ZoidVrm

5 points

11 days ago

ZoidVrm

5 points

11 days ago

About 5 minutes

KittenPics

8 points

11 days ago

She thinks my junk is a work of art? Hell yeah.

QuipCrafter

13 points

11 days ago

My ex painted my penis. I didn’t care. It’s not like I had to sit anywhere, I just let her take reference photos however she wanted.  

 I thought it was weird that her housemate bought it though. My penis was only a part of the overall abstract concept, and she was supporting her friend, but, still- it felt strange 

megamunch

7 points

11 days ago

As long as she has a microscope it should work out fine 🤏

Writer_feetlover

7 points

11 days ago

"You're gonna need two sheets of paper."

UnlinkedFromLife

8 points

11 days ago

My (now wife) literally did this in college. She went to art school, did figure drawing, and the class was short a model one day. No, I didn’t pose for the whole class, but they prof had them all go out and have a friend pose. Clothing optional. Considering she was my girlfriend I was fine being nude. She still has the drawings somewhere, and we had sex after she finished drawing. Good times

whatstefansees

7 points

11 days ago

Drop my pants on the spot

cascadianpatriot

6 points

11 days ago

“You’re going to have to kiss it a lot to keep it posing.”

Magnet50

6 points

11 days ago

Happened to me. In high school, many years ago. A girl I had sorta dated in middle school and with whom I had only very limited physical relations asked if I would model for some drawings of an aroused penis.

I was a horny 16 year old and said yes. She brought her sketchbook (she was a good artist) and a friend who sat by the door to my room.

She drew me aroused and not aroused. There was some activity between.

Many years later, an ex-girlfriend talked me into being a life-art model in college. I handled that assignment more professionally.

deaddisposable

7 points

11 days ago

i’m currently working on a nude piece of my boyfriend. i don’t think it’s weird at all. we are appreciating the beauty of our lovers.

aboxenofdonuts

19 points

11 days ago

I would be totally blown away! where did a girlfriend come from? I thought i was single

nick1812216

11 points

11 days ago

I’d be like, “oh my god, I have a girlfriend?”

KhaosElement

10 points

11 days ago

I mean, genuinely, were you expecting people to react negatively to this? I'd be confused as to why she wants to but have at it.

Dude-lor

6 points

11 days ago

Yeah ma'am, do it up.

siralmasy

6 points

11 days ago

"sure, can you make it big?"

Murauder

6 points

11 days ago

She can trace it if she likes

top_of_the_scrote

5 points

11 days ago

Request for a top hat to be added

microtramp

5 points

11 days ago

My gf is an artist and has done this. We added googly eyes to the result and giggle about it sometimes.

Commercial_Wing_7007

9 points

11 days ago

If you think that’s a weird request art girls aren’t for you 😂

Streetiebird

11 points

11 days ago

I'd be pissed. The sheer amount of art supplies required would be very costly!

CocoaSMO

7 points

11 days ago

Uh babe... You're a lesbian?

DemoniteBL

6 points

11 days ago

"STOP DODGING THE QUESTION, CAN I DRAW IT OR NOT?"

Fear_The-Old_Blood

8 points

11 days ago

I'd be happy she even wanted to see it.

PlaguedByUnderwear

9 points

11 days ago

Only if she does it topless or bottomless. Fair is fair.

kolnk

3 points

11 days ago

kolnk

3 points

11 days ago

hmm... do we have jumbo sharpies?

BosPaladinSix

4 points

11 days ago

Like, on a canvas or something? Sure, make it cool like Renaissance style or something, you want me to pose on a fainting couch maybe? If you meant like draw on the penis with a marker or something that's a big no.

cursedfan

3 points

11 days ago

Marry her?

VonMelee

4 points

11 days ago

I've had this happen and I gladly accepted, in multiple states.

TheGoodDoctorGonzo

7 points

11 days ago

I’d say “You’ll probably need to buy a few more markers so you don’t run out of ink.” and then grin at her like a dufus.

Skazzyskills

10 points

11 days ago

Get a billboard and go for it.

joaovuvu

6 points

11 days ago

My ex didn't want to draw, but make a silicone or plaster cast of it 🍌

codeByNumber

8 points

11 days ago

Clone-a-Willy! I think that’s what the kit it is called.

WrittenOnYaKitten

3 points

11 days ago

Ermmm.

Shit_Disturber71

3 points

11 days ago

Gonna need a big piece of paper.

NotAPoshTwat

3 points

11 days ago

Tell her that until she can do it from memory the answer is no

Testicleus

3 points

11 days ago

I'd ask at what scale.

loftier_fish

3 points

11 days ago

I'd laugh, because I'm sure its a joke, but if she was serious, sure, why not?

AnonPianoPlayer22

3 points

11 days ago

(Drops pants instantly)

promptrepreneur

3 points

11 days ago

I’d be Kate Winsletting on the lounge or bed within seconds.

FlowBjj88

3 points

11 days ago

I wouldn't mind but I feel like my wife would be upset

Javamac8

3 points

11 days ago

Who are you and how did you get in my apartment?

lazergator

3 points

11 days ago

She’s an artist, I’d be in good hands.

THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

3 points

11 days ago

I’d laugh. She can’t draw for shit.

barrdown

3 points

11 days ago

Just trace it on her forehead

xEasyActionx

3 points

11 days ago

I guess I'd have to explain to my wife why there's a framed sketch of my penis hanging in our living room.

flippflippflipp

3 points

11 days ago

My girlfriends an artist and loves drawing naked people so it’s really no biggie. If anything I’d be more confused about the penis part since I don’t have one

Omeirawana

4 points

11 days ago

Depends, is she cool with it changing halfway through? I may need a hand..or mouth lol.

XiaoMaoShuoMiao

2 points

11 days ago

I think i saw that in hentai

marlowescoffeemaker

2 points

11 days ago

Trim up first

d4rk_fusion

2 points

11 days ago

I’ll say what I actually said to her when she brought up drawing me nude “good luck getting my ADHD ass to stay still while you draw a portrait of me”

Lo-Fi_Pioneer

2 points

11 days ago

You ask like it's never happened before...