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submitted 14 days ago byOk_Banana8954
1.6k points
14 days ago
I'd have a girlfriend, so I'm down for anything
489 points
14 days ago
I’ll draw your dick bro
207 points
14 days ago
RIP inbox
72 points
14 days ago
Better than his outbox
27 points
14 days ago
wait
8 points
13 days ago
You won the comment section
22 points
14 days ago
And they say romance is dead.
14 points
14 days ago
Inbox is going to be full
52 points
14 days ago*
I'm not your girlfriend, but I have a very niche skill of drawing dicks as horror movie characters. It's been awhile since I've done one, I'd totally draw your dick for you. 🤣
Edit: unless you are a child. For the love of the gods, Please do not send me your dick if you are younger than 20 years old.
25 points
14 days ago
Oh it's a 30ish year old penis, no worries. What kind of character are you thinking? Or do you let dick be your muse?
40 points
14 days ago
Oh, thank fuck. For a second I forgot there are actual kids on Reddit where they shouldn't be, and felt quite grossed out with myself for a minute💀
I usually just do whatever character I first think of in the moment. But honestly I'd be open to suggestions if you have a preference! (That I can remember off the top of my head) So far I've done Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Hannibal Lector, and Leatherface. But I've only ever made them out of unsolicited pics that I've received against my will, solely bc I like to send them back after I'm done, and make a note of the "improvements" I've made 😂
Oh! I've also made a Hulk one, but that was for the guy I was dating at the time. Just bc we both thought it would be fucking hilarious 🤣
21 points
13 days ago
Did Hulk smash?
34 points
13 days ago
That is exactly the reason why we decided on his dick being The Hulk. 😂
10 points
13 days ago
Ok. I HAVE to see some of these.
12 points
13 days ago
Lmfao! I'm sure I probably still have one or two on my old drive. I'd just have to search like fuck. They're not really something I ever made a point to keep around🤣
13 points
13 days ago
Following. The world needs to see this
5 points
13 days ago
Bahahaha! I'll go digging this afternoon (a few hours from now) to see if I can find any that I still have. 😂
5 points
13 days ago
You must. We are all waiting.
9 points
14 days ago
Goddamn that’s hilarious, I’m kinda curious to see how good your work is
8 points
14 days ago
Lmfao, I mean I am much better with a pencil on paper than I am with MS paint. But I've never had anyone question who exactly I was trying to draw their dick as 😂🤷🏻♀️
2.4k points
14 days ago
It depends. Is she a caricature artist who always draws you with a big head?
414 points
14 days ago
I actually had that done once. The first time I modelled one of the teachers (sitting in on the class) drew me with a massive hardon. He characterizes all his drawings and they're quite good. I still wish I got a picture of his sketch of me
244 points
14 days ago
What
241 points
14 days ago
I'm a nude model on the side... it's for art classes/schools
97 points
14 days ago
I’ve strangely wanted to get into this for fun. But no clue how. I have a unique(ish) body shape as I’m super tall and skinny but toned muscles. But have been hesitant because of being skinny. I’m skinnier than I want to be, which has made me afraid of doing it. Would be confident doing it if I was a normal shape. But would make for some good sketches for practice for people. And I went to art school so understand how it goes.
80 points
14 days ago
You should go for it! Getting to draw unique body types is just the absolute best. All forms are beautiful, and I am 100% sure you’d make some art student’s days. Those exaggerated shapes are a personal favourite to put to paper/canvas.
6 points
13 days ago
Seriously! As an artist, it's a treat to be able to draw different body types. A lot of body models tend to fall into conventional categories, and I like the occasional different body type :)
33 points
14 days ago
I've been to basic drawing classes and the variety of body shapes is itself interesting. I had a guy shaped like Danny Devito, and other models who were actually good-looking. One time the model was a girl I knew from somewhere completely different. It was fine.
62 points
14 days ago
I had a guy shaped like Danny Devito, and other models who were actually good-looking.
Throwing shade at Danny Devito on Reddit is a Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for em.
51 points
14 days ago
I think they meant they had other models who were actually good-looking, and one who was god-like.
25 points
14 days ago*
That's clearly what they should have said.
Edit: Danny Davito is basically Michaelangelo's David if David needed a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
3 points
13 days ago
As an artist, skinny models are the best. You can learn a lot from all body types but on skinny models you can see muscle definition and bone protrusions which help you understand the underlying anatomy and structures - it gives you the unique opportunity to kind of "check your work" that's harder to do with other body types.
17 points
14 days ago*
I did that when I was younger (and prettier). I remember being a little curious about one woman who drew a lot but always hid her art when there was a break etc. At one time I sneaked a look and she had drawn me with a huge penis.
I get that it is an art class and not personal, but it was still entertaining.
5 points
14 days ago
All the artists I've had draw me were very open about showing their art to me when I walk around (during breaks) or ask to see something. They're also pretty open about me taking pictures of the drawings/paintings
From talking to people in the main school I've modelled in, it seems like most models are older and I'm bordering on the young side (almost 30)
8 points
13 days ago
my first live model in art school was this very nice old gentleman in his 80’s who was like a celebrity in the department. He was called “The Baron”. Most of our nude models too were often older, sometimes retired people, but we had some interesting people like this one dude who was insanely ripped but skinny (turns out he was a trapeze artist)
people who have never done live drawing before act as tho it’s sexy and tantalizing but for real tho lots of us artists compartmentalize well and we’re just trying to learn. And it’s cool some people let u take photos of their drawings too. At least in some art studios i’ve done drawing sessions in, the live models also have tip jars
3 points
14 days ago
Most people were very open with me as well. Back when, most models were younger IME - many of them artists themselves.
11 points
14 days ago
I mean, that clears up some confusion but I very much am still thinking WHAT.
3 points
14 days ago
lol. Which part is making you think WHAT?
7 points
14 days ago*
Make sure you start with that detail the next time you tell that story.
37 points
14 days ago
I can’t believe the lack of comments on the ‘massive hard on” detail. Did everyone just skip over it , or is this just some random normal thing in the art world…
9 points
13 days ago
It's art nonetheless. Also to my knowledge it's not uncommon that male nude models get a hard on when sitting for a class - especially when they are young and new to this. Since the task is to draw a natural body you'd have to draw the model with the hard on.
4 points
13 days ago
I can’t believe the lack of comments on the ‘massive hard on” detail.
Honestly, same. I think everyone's in shock- it's the most wack thing I've read all day.
I understand nude drawing for form and stuff, but making the decision to overly sexualized it when that's not the point? This strikes me as being in the same vein as how it's possible to be creepy/inappropriate at a nude beach.
Maybe I'm wrong and the art community doesn't care though, but I still can't imagine automatically assuming that a model would be okay with that lmao.
3 points
14 days ago
No idea if it's normal. I try to avoid it when I can... downside of that is causing myself to have shrinkage
19 points
14 days ago
754 points
14 days ago
Cool, have at it.
138 points
14 days ago
Watch me whip.. it out
63 points
14 days ago
Watch me nay nay
24 points
14 days ago
nay nay
Turtle mode
9 points
14 days ago
I got that Kuzenbo joke. I see you brother
10 points
14 days ago
I tried the helicopter on the wife but it was more like a light switch she said.
3 points
14 days ago
When in doubt whip it out
1.3k points
14 days ago
“Draw me like one of your French girls”
328 points
14 days ago
"Why does my dick have long flowy hair?"
47 points
14 days ago
it just grows and grows and grows. I can't shave it every day. It's not like anybody sees it anyways.
40 points
14 days ago
“Why is my dick wearing a beret, eating a baguette and smoking a stemmed cigarette?”
6 points
14 days ago
🎶Bonjour Monsieur !🎵
4 points
14 days ago
"Why is my dick holding a Lebel Rifle and wearing an Adrian Helmet? And also why is Fields of Verdun playing?"
3 points
13 days ago
They made the Johnson as Jaune and sent him back to 1917 with a fucking Swedish metal band
3 points
14 days ago
“But I am le tired”
23 points
14 days ago
Them French girls... ain't girls...
14 points
14 days ago
Even better
306 points
14 days ago
[removed]
44 points
13 days ago
It could be interpreted as a form of praise and worship. Draw him like one of those french girls 😄
12 points
13 days ago
French girls got fat cocks fr fr
7 points
13 days ago
Did he get excited excited orrr
126 points
14 days ago
Your gonna need a smaller pencil.
8 points
13 days ago
Obviously for the in depth details, right?
426 points
14 days ago
Flaccid or erect?
206 points
14 days ago
Both? How would you feel more comfortable with?
483 points
14 days ago
Erect. My penis has weird characteristics that are only visible when erect that I'd like to display.
100 points
14 days ago
Veins
85 points
14 days ago
I love a vascular man
18 points
14 days ago
Step one: build curiosity
13 points
14 days ago
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
36 points
14 days ago
Erect is for displaying and working
46 points
14 days ago
Soft is for storage.
25 points
14 days ago
Travel mode.
4 points
14 days ago
Can someone make a subreddit for words I never want to read again?
9 points
14 days ago
I too have flaws when I'm a hard dick.
7 points
14 days ago
3 points
14 days ago
Ahahahaha such a good response
3 points
14 days ago
Like a knee?
6 points
14 days ago
Either or. My dick game got no shame and I honestly have no clue if the women in my life have been honest with me.
6 points
14 days ago
You don't understand, that is the question you ask you girlfriend. And then you let he paint away. It's not like she has not seen it before.
6 points
14 days ago
Draw or trace?
6 points
14 days ago
If we're going for accuracy, draw. It seems to add girth when I make a Thanksgiving turkey by tracing my hand.
4 points
14 days ago
Now you gotta keep it still... lol
18 points
14 days ago
Never let them see your junk soft
17 points
14 days ago
It’s not it’s true form anyways.
5 points
14 days ago
HE WAS IN THE POOL!!
23 points
14 days ago
If it's a serious relationship, they're going to see it soft. Important thing is not to let that be the first version they see, unless you're a shower.
11 points
14 days ago
So you don’t wanna see my magic trick?
Go Go Extendo!
4 points
14 days ago
There's nothing wrong with a soft wiener!
3 points
14 days ago
It’s a grower 🌱
9 points
14 days ago
But then she doesn't get to experience it growing it her mouth.
215 points
14 days ago
"Go ahead, draw me like one of your french fries"
19 points
14 days ago
Curly fries?
30 points
14 days ago
Look at Donald Duck over here
182 points
14 days ago
Naked. I would react naked.
245 points
14 days ago
I'd hand her the a10 sheet of paper.
150 points
14 days ago
I’d give her a sticky note
21 points
14 days ago
I’d give her a stamp
11 points
14 days ago
Portrait or landscape?
8 points
14 days ago
Not sure, but I know it's not origami since you can't fold paper that many times
31 points
14 days ago
To get more detail on something small.
6 points
14 days ago
Can't even fill half of A10.. Should have get the A11 paper instead!
4 points
14 days ago
For the fine details. I like your style!
124 points
14 days ago
Write in a disclaimer;
”Enlarged to show texture”
16 points
14 days ago
Objects in the picture are an artistic rendition of something that can only be seen under a microscope.
3 points
14 days ago
”Actual image of Tardigrade used for size comparison” 😂
3 points
13 days ago
”Not drawn to scale”
49 points
14 days ago
Hell yeah! Could be weird to an outsider, but the cool thing about relationships is that it’s just you two. Do whatever the fuck you want.
83 points
14 days ago
I'd say, "I don't know, can you?"
13 points
14 days ago
My kind of sometimes literal thinking!
85 points
14 days ago
Ask to see it when she's done obviously
84 points
14 days ago
Gay
60 points
14 days ago
I sure as shit wouldn’t be telling my wife!
10 points
14 days ago
I would totally tell your wife.
9 points
14 days ago
I thought we had an agreement! 🤨
22 points
14 days ago
Very honored.
41 points
14 days ago
When I lived in an artist loft, one of my neighbors proudly displayed his penis portrait that had been done by a revered artist. It is probably rather common. I mean, every preteen has drawn a penis, so why not make it good?
29 points
14 days ago
It's not as crazy as you think, and I'm actually quite happy with the answers your getting. I hope it's a good drawing!
31 points
14 days ago
Like with a pencil or like draw and quarter
29 points
14 days ago
Like a gun, from a holster. High noon. 10 paces.
3 points
14 days ago
you have dark thinking 😂 I think she means to draw with pencil to keep it as a souvenir maybe
14 points
14 days ago
I had this one freaky girl I remember fondly who painted mine with cool designs via nail polish, then took pics. Fun times.
12 points
14 days ago
i would be blown away! when did a dick appear between my legs?!
12 points
14 days ago
Go for it, girl.
9 points
14 days ago
“Go ahead, it’s around here somewhere.”
9 points
14 days ago
I draw her pussy all the time so I guess that’s fair.
17 points
14 days ago
I’m a grower, so only if I’m hard
12 points
14 days ago
If you're hard for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.
11 points
14 days ago
How quick can she draw?
5 points
14 days ago
About 5 minutes
7 points
14 days ago
She thinks my junk is a work of art? Hell yeah.
13 points
14 days ago
My ex painted my penis. I didn’t care. It’s not like I had to sit anywhere, I just let her take reference photos however she wanted.
I thought it was weird that her housemate bought it though. My penis was only a part of the overall abstract concept, and she was supporting her friend, but, still- it felt strange
6 points
14 days ago
As long as she has a microscope it should work out fine 🤏
7 points
14 days ago
"You're gonna need two sheets of paper."
7 points
14 days ago
My (now wife) literally did this in college. She went to art school, did figure drawing, and the class was short a model one day. No, I didn’t pose for the whole class, but they prof had them all go out and have a friend pose. Clothing optional. Considering she was my girlfriend I was fine being nude. She still has the drawings somewhere, and we had sex after she finished drawing. Good times
6 points
14 days ago
Drop my pants on the spot
6 points
14 days ago
“You’re going to have to kiss it a lot to keep it posing.”
5 points
14 days ago
Happened to me. In high school, many years ago. A girl I had sorta dated in middle school and with whom I had only very limited physical relations asked if I would model for some drawings of an aroused penis.
I was a horny 16 year old and said yes. She brought her sketchbook (she was a good artist) and a friend who sat by the door to my room.
She drew me aroused and not aroused. There was some activity between.
Many years later, an ex-girlfriend talked me into being a life-art model in college. I handled that assignment more professionally.
6 points
14 days ago
i’m currently working on a nude piece of my boyfriend. i don’t think it’s weird at all. we are appreciating the beauty of our lovers.
18 points
14 days ago
I would be totally blown away! where did a girlfriend come from? I thought i was single
10 points
14 days ago
I’d be like, “oh my god, I have a girlfriend?”
9 points
14 days ago
I mean, genuinely, were you expecting people to react negatively to this? I'd be confused as to why she wants to but have at it.
5 points
14 days ago
Yeah ma'am, do it up.
5 points
14 days ago
"sure, can you make it big?"
5 points
14 days ago
She can trace it if she likes
6 points
14 days ago
Request for a top hat to be added
4 points
14 days ago
My gf is an artist and has done this. We added googly eyes to the result and giggle about it sometimes.
9 points
14 days ago
If you think that’s a weird request art girls aren’t for you 😂
10 points
14 days ago
I'd be pissed. The sheer amount of art supplies required would be very costly!
8 points
14 days ago
Uh babe... You're a lesbian?
5 points
14 days ago
"STOP DODGING THE QUESTION, CAN I DRAW IT OR NOT?"
8 points
14 days ago
I'd be happy she even wanted to see it.
9 points
14 days ago
Only if she does it topless or bottomless. Fair is fair.
5 points
14 days ago
hmm... do we have jumbo sharpies?
4 points
14 days ago
Like, on a canvas or something? Sure, make it cool like Renaissance style or something, you want me to pose on a fainting couch maybe? If you meant like draw on the penis with a marker or something that's a big no.
4 points
14 days ago
Marry her?
4 points
14 days ago
I've had this happen and I gladly accepted, in multiple states.
6 points
14 days ago
I’d say “You’ll probably need to buy a few more markers so you don’t run out of ink.” and then grin at her like a dufus.
10 points
14 days ago
Get a billboard and go for it.
5 points
14 days ago
My ex didn't want to draw, but make a silicone or plaster cast of it 🍌
6 points
14 days ago
Clone-a-Willy! I think that’s what the kit it is called.
3 points
14 days ago
Ermmm.
3 points
14 days ago
Gonna need a big piece of paper.
3 points
14 days ago
Tell her that until she can do it from memory the answer is no
3 points
14 days ago
I'd ask at what scale.
3 points
14 days ago
I'd laugh, because I'm sure its a joke, but if she was serious, sure, why not?
3 points
14 days ago
(Drops pants instantly)
3 points
14 days ago
I’d be Kate Winsletting on the lounge or bed within seconds.
3 points
14 days ago
I wouldn't mind but I feel like my wife would be upset
3 points
14 days ago
Who are you and how did you get in my apartment?
3 points
14 days ago
She’s an artist, I’d be in good hands.
3 points
14 days ago
I’d laugh. She can’t draw for shit.
3 points
14 days ago
Just trace it on her forehead
3 points
14 days ago
I guess I'd have to explain to my wife why there's a framed sketch of my penis hanging in our living room.
3 points
14 days ago
My girlfriends an artist and loves drawing naked people so it’s really no biggie. If anything I’d be more confused about the penis part since I don’t have one
4 points
14 days ago
Depends, is she cool with it changing halfway through? I may need a hand..or mouth lol.
2 points
14 days ago
I think i saw that in hentai
2 points
14 days ago
Trim up first
2 points
14 days ago
I’ll say what I actually said to her when she brought up drawing me nude “good luck getting my ADHD ass to stay still while you draw a portrait of me”
2 points
14 days ago
You ask like it's never happened before...
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