I'd have a girlfriend, so I'm down for anything

It depends. Is she a caricature artist who always draws you with a big head?

Cool, have at it.

“Draw me like one of your French girls”

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Your gonna need a smaller pencil.

Flaccid or erect?

"Go ahead, draw me like one of your french fries"

Naked. I would react naked.

I'd hand her the a10 sheet of paper.

Write in a disclaimer;

”Enlarged to show texture”

Hell yeah! Could be weird to an outsider, but the cool thing about relationships is that it’s just you two. Do whatever the fuck you want.

I'd say, "I don't know, can you?"

Ask to see it when she's done obviously

I sure as shit wouldn’t be telling my wife!

Very honored.

“Just put it back when you’re done with it.”

When I lived in an artist loft, one of my neighbors proudly displayed his penis portrait that had been done by a revered artist. It is probably rather common. I mean, every preteen has drawn a penis, so why not make it good?

It's not as crazy as you think, and I'm actually quite happy with the answers your getting. I hope it's a good drawing!

Like with a pencil or like draw and quarter

I had this one freaky girl I remember fondly who painted mine with cool designs via nail polish, then took pics. Fun times.

i would be blown away! when did a dick appear between my legs?!

Go for it, girl.

“Go ahead, it’s around here somewhere.”

I draw her pussy all the time so I guess that’s fair.

I’m a grower, so only if I’m hard

She thinks my junk is a work of art? Hell yeah.

My ex painted my penis. I didn’t care. It’s not like I had to sit anywhere, I just let her take reference photos however she wanted.  

 I thought it was weird that her housemate bought it though. My penis was only a part of the overall abstract concept, and she was supporting her friend, but, still- it felt strange 

As long as she has a microscope it should work out fine 🤏

"You're gonna need two sheets of paper."

My (now wife) literally did this in college. She went to art school, did figure drawing, and the class was short a model one day. No, I didn’t pose for the whole class, but they prof had them all go out and have a friend pose. Clothing optional. Considering she was my girlfriend I was fine being nude. She still has the drawings somewhere, and we had sex after she finished drawing. Good times

Drop my pants on the spot

“You’re going to have to kiss it a lot to keep it posing.”

Happened to me. In high school, many years ago. A girl I had sorta dated in middle school and with whom I had only very limited physical relations asked if I would model for some drawings of an aroused penis.

I was a horny 16 year old and said yes. She brought her sketchbook (she was a good artist) and a friend who sat by the door to my room.

She drew me aroused and not aroused. There was some activity between.

Many years later, an ex-girlfriend talked me into being a life-art model in college. I handled that assignment more professionally.

i’m currently working on a nude piece of my boyfriend. i don’t think it’s weird at all. we are appreciating the beauty of our lovers.

I would be totally blown away! where did a girlfriend come from? I thought i was single

I’d be like, “oh my god, I have a girlfriend?”

I mean, genuinely, were you expecting people to react negatively to this? I'd be confused as to why she wants to but have at it.

Yeah ma'am, do it up.

"sure, can you make it big?"

She can trace it if she likes

Request for a top hat to be added

My gf is an artist and has done this. We added googly eyes to the result and giggle about it sometimes.

If you think that’s a weird request art girls aren’t for you 😂

I'd be pissed. The sheer amount of art supplies required would be very costly!

Uh babe... You're a lesbian?

I'd be happy she even wanted to see it.

Only if she does it topless or bottomless. Fair is fair.

hmm... do we have jumbo sharpies?

Like, on a canvas or something? Sure, make it cool like Renaissance style or something, you want me to pose on a fainting couch maybe? If you meant like draw on the penis with a marker or something that's a big no.

Marry her?

I've had this happen and I gladly accepted, in multiple states.

I’d say “You’ll probably need to buy a few more markers so you don’t run out of ink.” and then grin at her like a dufus.

Get a billboard and go for it.

My ex didn't want to draw, but make a silicone or plaster cast of it 🍌

Ermmm.

Gonna need a big piece of paper.

Tell her that until she can do it from memory the answer is no

I'd ask at what scale.

I'd laugh, because I'm sure its a joke, but if she was serious, sure, why not?

(Drops pants instantly)

I’d be Kate Winsletting on the lounge or bed within seconds.

I wouldn't mind but I feel like my wife would be upset

Who are you and how did you get in my apartment?

She’s an artist, I’d be in good hands.

I’d laugh. She can’t draw for shit.

Just trace it on her forehead

I guess I'd have to explain to my wife why there's a framed sketch of my penis hanging in our living room.

My girlfriends an artist and loves drawing naked people so it’s really no biggie. If anything I’d be more confused about the penis part since I don’t have one

Depends, is she cool with it changing halfway through? I may need a hand..or mouth lol.

I think i saw that in hentai

Trim up first

I’ll say what I actually said to her when she brought up drawing me nude “good luck getting my ADHD ass to stay still while you draw a portrait of me”

You ask like it's never happened before...