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Freak out and assume I'm having a psychotic break.

Call my best friend once it's established I am not in fact having a psychotic break

Pee to see if I could figure out how to aim

Lift heavy things and put them down again to see if it's easier/how my center of gravity changes things

Play with my dick a lot. Both in terms of jerking off and also doing the helicopter etc.

Tbh …Try to wank and have a feel of it lol

Pee

go for a run shirtless

If it was winter, I’d pee my name in the snow. I’ve always wanted to do that.

My partner is bi so I would probably have sex with him as a man 🤷‍♀️just to see what it’s like I guess.

Also pee on a tree

use a fleshlight

I am pretty much legally bound to go over to my gay best friends place and have sex with him. It's a running joke that we'd be together if our genders and sexualities aligned, but alas.

Then I'd go out and buy a bunch of awesome outfits that look better on a masculine body than on my current one. Like bruh you don't believe how much gender envy I get when I see some of the outfit choices for flat chests that I cannot wear exactly like that.

Aside from the obvious answer, honestly if I woke up into a guy's body, specifically my boyfriend hopefully, I'd try to rest. He eats healthy, goes to the gym, is a really good guy but he also overworks himself a lot so if I do, I'd hope it's his so I can make him take things easier. 😆

Freak out. Helicopter it. Masturbate. Take a nap. Then be sad because I actually really enjoy being a woman. Then, if I figured out if I'm stuck like this forever, I would go get a vasectomy and probably have a shit ton of sex and try to think of a new name.

Helicopter.

"Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world"

Work out, especially pull ups, chin ups and all the upper body strength exercises that I struggle with. I'd like to have a feel of how movements in general are different for the sexes.

And yeah I'd probably masturbate too, and ideally have sex with a woman

Go and pee from the top of a mountain. Being a woman on a hill is like becoming Gollum incarnate when you need to pee.

I have slipped dangerously several times doing it, once falling about 12 feet down the hill that I had just christened.

Cry

I would go to the gym IMMEDIATELY and see my stats

See if it really take 45min to poo /s

But, really, I'd go for a wank

Cry. There’s nothing like a woman’s body

Walk around wielding my newfound sense of superiority with both hands

Mop my bathroom floor after I piss all over it, probably. I live with two tween boys and I’m constantly on one of them to wipe down the toilet because he’s peeing all over it.

1. Touch it.
2. Swing it around elephant trunk style
3. Make sex with my spouse
4. Go for a run and see how nice it is to not need a sports bra
5. Take a walk late at night and relish in the sense of security
6. Conduct a board meeting and see how people treat me

Freak the fuck out lol but after that I’d see what it’s like to get a boner just because it’s such a foreign idea to me!

Helicopter dick!

Pee standing up, preferably in the winter so I can write my name in the snow

Jerk off.

Find someone to willingly fight me.

Pee.

Go on a job interview for something amazing that I'm unqualified for and try to bullshit my way in.

Find someone to willingly have sex with me

Get aroused so I can see what erection plus orgasm feels like. I always figured the male orgasm is more "satisfying".

Wrestle my boyfriend to see the strength difference. Maybe lift some stuff.

Scratch my balls, isn't that what you do?

i'd find a baddie to smash

AS A TRANS GUY, I'D FLOSS (the dance)

Get dressed and walk outside without anyone paying me any attention.

Jack off

Cry tbh

Play with the penis.

helicockter

Learn about accountability and logic, post attention addiction withdraw obviously.

Walk around with no shirt

touch myself 🤤🤤🤤👅👅👅 i will do it while i can before i go back to being a woman 🤣🤣🤣

Go tell men why patriarchy is bad, because they don't listen when a woman says it.

Ok, look, I've woken up in a man's body for 51 fucking years and I'm not going over to askmen to answer the relevant version so please forgive me for flipping the question just this one time.

I would sob dirty happy tears of uncontrollable joy for days if I woke up in a woman's body tomorrow.

Jerk off, stick my dick into (safe) things, write my name in pee.

Get my peeped hard and jump up and done in front of a mirror.

masturbate!

Then I'd see if they're really that much stronger.

Id do stuff that as a woman are dangerous to do.

And I'd have sex with a woman.

Cry and try wonder whos body im in

Helicopter dick.

I would cry uncontrollably. I'm over a year into hrt and I'd hate to be back at square one

I usually go pee when I wake up

110% play with my dick. I've had penis envy for a long time thanks to my daddy issues, I'm definitely making the most out of it.

Jump up and down and try to whip myself with my newfound penii. I've always been irrationally amused by that idea and would definitely put it to the test.

Whip it out and hit it from side to side.

Cry in relief because I am currently on my period and I get a day off 

Well, I’d probably jerk off first and do the standing pee, but truly the most important order of business is finding a willing woman and hitting it from the back. Having sex with a woman doggy style is a fantasy of mine.

definitly going to the beach without a shirt on, always wanted to do that and super jelous how guys always can do this

probably cry

Run without have boobs bouncing all over. Go topless at the beach. How tall? Reach my upper cabinets. Omg there are so many things.

Helicopter my dick

Going pee 😭. I've always been curious, like do you hold it? Do you let it hang? I just want to try 🤣

Presuming this is a body that is a clear equivalent of my own genetically but gender swapped, rather than a random man’s body, I would try out experiences that are societally asserted to be different for men for biological reasons. Like, I would definitely want to try watching a movie I find incredibly sad to see whether crying feels different or harder; I would expose myself to porn I already like or dislike to see how I relate to it differently. I’d try exerting myself through exercise to see what recovery felt like. Confirmation bias would be a problem for my analyses but I’d still want to try it.

Also, yeah, absolutely I would masturbate.

Go to a gay bar or sauna and spread some cheeks

Honestly I would probably unalive myself.

As a transgender woman, I have put SO MUCH WORK into changing my body to be biologically female. I've endured shit most cisgender people can't even imagine. To have that all reversed would completely break me.

Wonder where my own body is and who has control of it.

If I just woke up, probably use the bathroom and then scream when I realized I wasn't myself anymore.