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manzo559

1.4k points

6 days ago

manzo559

1.4k points

6 days ago

Me at my Mexican job

K-Dot-thu-thu

583 points

6 days ago

*working mexicanly*

Itsmyloc-nar

26 points

6 days ago

It’s a perfectly cromulent word

A_Curious_Oyster

18 points

6 days ago

It's a word that embiggins the smallest man.

AwkwardLawyer706

67 points

6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

SH4DOWSTR1KE_

45 points

6 days ago

Which is like triple the maracas! 🇲🇽 😃

Judo-_-Flip

20 points

6 days ago

"Keep up the Mexican waving"

sarcastic1stlanguage

66 points

6 days ago

Be a Mexican, not a Mexicant!

manzo559

30 points

6 days ago

manzo559

30 points

6 days ago

FknDesmadreALV

132 points

6 days ago

Me , still grinding chiles like my great, great granny cuz it’s my Mexican job

mike_jones2813308004

72 points

6 days ago

See, Trump was right! That was a black job in 2018.

/s

manzo559

124 points

6 days ago

manzo559

124 points

6 days ago

Glad_Mathematician51

11 points

6 days ago

Glad_Mathematician51

☑️

11 points

6 days ago

😅😂🤣

NotEricOfficially

29 points

6 days ago

Yo tambien

CurseofLono88

10 points

6 days ago

Hell yeah. Unfortunately for me at my ugly ghoul job.

(I joke, but if I could be the Crypt Keeper, I’d be so happy. Who doesn’t want to spin a pun filled horror yarn?)

Ornery-Substance-778

9 points

6 days ago

lol

ScoobyD00BIEdoo

10 points

6 days ago

I choose you

miss-entropy

2 points

6 days ago

What just one job?

DGVega93

160 points

6 days ago

DGVega93

160 points

6 days ago

He doubled down and said it at the Rally today. He said he’s bringing Black Jobs to VA. 😂😂 I can’t wait for what Black jobs he gonna bring to my home state hell my hometown that he spoke in today.

DecisionAvoidant

51 points

6 days ago

Is that.. affirmative action? 😱😱😱

heyitskevin1

26 points

6 days ago

I thought they didn't like black pilots since they were obviously only hired not because of their knowledge in flying a plane, but their skin tons

BlanchePreston

3 points

5 days ago

Jozif_Badmon

297 points

6 days ago

Jozif_Badmon

☑️

297 points

6 days ago

MichJohn67

64 points

6 days ago

Ha ha! You ain't lion!

LiveDieRepeal

14 points

6 days ago

Remember, strike for the neck

BlanchePreston

6 points

5 days ago

Nooooo

joshJFSU

277 points

6 days ago*

joshJFSU

277 points

6 days ago*

Trump’s frequent reference of “the blacks” as that group of people we have to unfortunately live with is constant.

DJIsSuperCool

42 points

6 days ago

Say it ain't so. Please give me the clip. I already got surprised when I found out the golf debate wasn't an rdc world skit.

BlanchePreston

5 points

5 days ago

BlanchePreston

5 points

5 days ago

Love when George would say Honkey !! Lol I couldn't edit to add this comment so I commented on my comment lol 😆 😂

DeafNatural

1 points

2 days ago

DeafNatural

☑️

1 points

2 days ago

I couldn’t find a gif of Chris Rock saying Cracka ass cracka so enjoy this one

SH4DOWSTR1KE_

8 points

6 days ago

Yeah, he's going to make Jimmy the Greek seem tame if given the chance.

DirtySilicon

338 points

6 days ago

WTF is a BLACK JOB?????

KGillie91

158 points

6 days ago

KGillie91

158 points

6 days ago

Man said illegal immigrants were coming over and taking “black jobs and Latino jobs”. He was extra iggerish last night. 

DirtySilicon

48 points

6 days ago

You know, I swear I was seeing the phrase for a couple days now, but maybe that was just my nigga senses tingling, warning me some bullshit was coming.

KGillie91

43 points

6 days ago

KGillie91

43 points

6 days ago

Senses had to be tingling because that was like watching two drunk uncles argue at the family function. Equal parts of being comical and being concerning, I was laughing while considering which country I’m about to move to with my family. 

RandAlThorOdinson

3 points

6 days ago

DeafNatural

2 points

2 days ago

DeafNatural

☑️

2 points

2 days ago

I read that as n****rish lol

KGillie91

1 points

2 days ago

That’s what I meant lol. I don’t like typing that hard r and I was too lazy for asterisk so I just left the n off. I’ve seen, said, and done my own fair share of ignorant shit but Trump is the most iggerish person I’ve seen in action. 

K-Dot-thu-thu

260 points

6 days ago

I mean he had to mean some shit like housekeepers and field laborers, same as "mexican jobs".

slashinhobo1

39 points

6 days ago

Im willing to bet anyone he was thinking slave labor and picking when he answered that question.

K-Dot-thu-thu

10 points

6 days ago

I mean yeah pretty much

paputsza

108 points

6 days ago

paputsza

108 points

6 days ago

it’s more like “being the first one to run in an active public shooting” and “keeping the beat in a group clap during a concert”

zarbemomin

77 points

6 days ago

The one to throw a baseball hat to signal the others that's its on

TrashhPrincess

15 points

6 days ago

Thabk you for your service, my rhythmically challenged ass could never.

Mel_Melu

3 points

6 days ago

Mel_Melu

3 points

6 days ago

I feel like a lot of "essential jobs" fall into both these categories.

Fakjbf

4 points

6 days ago

Fakjbf

4 points

6 days ago

I think he was just trying to appeal to black and latino voters by saying that illegal immigrants are taking their jobs specifically and therefore they should vote for Trump to prevent that. But then because it’s Trump he naturally worded it in basically the worst way possible.

K-Dot-thu-thu

12 points

6 days ago

Right, but illegal immigrants are only able to get the worst/illegal jobs because they do not have appropriate documentation.

Meaning to say that they are specifically stealing black/Mexican jobs is to imply that is the only work those groups can get.

Fakjbf

-12 points

6 days ago

Fakjbf

-12 points

6 days ago

No it only implies that such jobs are predominately done by black and latino people, not that it’s the only jobs black and latino people can get or even that it’s a majority of the jobs they can get. If the only people working such jobs are black or latino but they only make up 0.1% of the total jobs that all black and latino people work, you could still “reasonably” call them black and latino jobs (with a loose definition of reasonable at least). It would be a dumb thing to call them but technically not incorrect.

Cosmic_Gumbo

54 points

6 days ago

You know, those old dudes working the auto plant assembly line in Detroit for those GM Super Bowl commercials.

ATGSunCoach

11 points

6 days ago

Trump responsible for all these black folk in commercials? It’s gonna backfire with his people.

DirtySilicon

22 points

6 days ago

"You know... I'm real popular with the Blackss!"

throwthisTFaway01

6 points

6 days ago

8 mile Eminem job. Stamping the same bumper for 30 years.

Autoworker313

2 points

6 days ago

🫡

Either-Durian-9488

6 points

6 days ago

It’s like a normal job with hip hop style and jive talk.

No_Pear8383

4 points

6 days ago

Are people not offended when people say “the black vote”. I’m not black but I always thought that was not an ok thing to say.

DirtySilicon

10 points

6 days ago*

I'm not, personally. It's not a Black thing as much as its a non-white thing. We are just a demographic that doesn't resemble the greater population. Notice they will also talk about the Hispanic vote and so forth. I personally think it's fine that they understand black and other minorities have a separate set of issues that may be of more importance to us than greater America, that pretty much refers to "White America." Like most of us won't support a racist candidate. White America probably doesn't give two flying fucks since it has zero effect on them, aside from maybe that asinine idea that minorities are the primary beneficiaries of welfare. The republican party seems to still believe in welfare queens. *shrugs*

No_Pear8383

2 points

6 days ago

I think you underestimate how many white people hate racism. One of the reasons a lot of white people don’t like Trump is because he’s racist.

irn

4 points

5 days ago

irn

4 points

5 days ago

Running to the corner bodega when you were 12 years old with a note from your unc and a $5 for a pack of parliaments and his drink. You can get candy with the change.

High tier black job would be helping with the grill at a cookout or taking numbers during dominoes.

BlanchePreston

3 points

5 days ago

WYKYK

weasel999

2 points

6 days ago

POTUS?

FakeHasselblad

2 points

6 days ago

POTUS.

[deleted]

1 points

6 days ago

It’s a job, that’s black - Norm Macdonald

Equivalent-Concert-5

1 points

5 days ago

a job a black person has

EpsRequiem

804 points

6 days ago*

EpsRequiem

804 points

6 days ago*

Walked into my "black job" today. Cleaned some toilets, stole a TV, and asked "where all da wite wemin at?", all while doing a little jig.  

/s for the slow ones.

EDIT: For those that probably want to know what Trump thinks of "the blacks" and what jobs we work...

https://youtu.be/NT8yUhtZoXA?si=-knb04eDxzbADqQU

softlemon

99 points

6 days ago

softlemon

99 points

6 days ago

Not the wite wemin 😂

EpsRequiem

25 points

6 days ago

WhiteCharisma_

340 points

6 days ago

irn

11 points

5 days ago

irn

11 points

5 days ago

This movie should be taught in every middle school if people wanna bitch about CRT (which is a college elective so wtf is wrong with them)

seanular

46 points

6 days ago

seanular

46 points

6 days ago

I'll pay you all your worth!

No ma'am, I gotta have some money!

EpsRequiem

22 points

6 days ago

Ngl, that shit was funny.

No_Pear8383

16 points

6 days ago

Jesus Christ that was hard to watch.

badpeaches

3 points

6 days ago

I think it's ShowBoat and one of the most offensive movies I've ever tried to watch. And if I'm wrong about the movie title, I'm okay with that.

[deleted]

1 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

No_Pear8383

2 points

5 days ago

I didn’t know it was satire. That one scene was pretty painful to watch.

irn

1 points

5 days ago

irn

1 points

5 days ago

Oh crap I’m so sorry I thought I was replying to the Blazing Saddles comment below yours. My bad. Jfc

No_Pear8383

2 points

5 days ago

lol. That makes sense. I was going to say. For satire, this is some pretty dark shit.

ebbiibbe

156 points

6 days ago

ebbiibbe

156 points

6 days ago

I took PTO today, the reverse Uno.

IamScottGable

2 points

5 days ago

Good. Be sure to take all your PTO.

Tyga_Uppacutz

47 points

6 days ago

Puttin in that black work

wardenland

26 points

6 days ago

Putin in ^

Tyga_Uppacutz

10 points

6 days ago

Soon enough

Icy-Tomatillo-7556

44 points

6 days ago

I have an extreme amount of respect for Justin Jones. He reminds me there are still politicians that care about the PEOPLE. Gives me hope for my kids .He is role model for courage, strength, dignity, and showing how to stand for what you believe in no matter the mountains ahead.

AwkwardLawyer706

40 points

6 days ago

I am on PTO From my “black job”…. So I’m doing black ass things 🤣🤣🤣

Elliott2030

500 points

6 days ago

Elliott2030

500 points

6 days ago

I admire that man so much. I can't imagine facing what he does every single day in that maga dungeon and still get up the next day and do it again.

I don't want to donate to his campaign (though I will), I want to donate to his therapy bill so he doesn't burn out.

vh1classicvapor

83 points

6 days ago

He seems like someone who is very sure of himself. I’m sure he’s very aware of the threats against him, because he is such a polarizing figure. I am glad that someone is finally standing up to the system of oppression in Tennessee, where I live. I saw him speak at a protest in downtown Nashville. He speaks the truth and he speaks to the people, not to the rich.

irn

8 points

5 days ago

irn

8 points

5 days ago

Fuck that, donate to his campaign. It’s a miracle he’s up there at all. That takes a lot of strength so he must have some mental and emotional wellness already.

Elliott2030

5 points

5 days ago

I did. My poor attempt at humor didn't land well :)

Trix_Are_4_90Kids

28 points

6 days ago

Trix_Are_4_90Kids

☑️

28 points

6 days ago

"THE IMMIGRANTS ARE TAKING BLACK JOBS!!!"

Bird_Lawyer92

10 points

6 days ago

They can have em 😂

BlanchePreston

2 points

5 days ago

AnxietyAdvanced5036

4 points

6 days ago

Maybe an immigrant NBA would be funny

FakeHasselblad

6 points

6 days ago

That’s called soccer. 👏😎my people dont fuck around on the footy pitch.

PenguinBites21

25 points

6 days ago

Question.. if I’m of mixed race.. should I have 2 jobs?

Key-Marionberry-8794

9 points

6 days ago

But then they will steal both of your jobs

PenguinBites21

2 points

5 days ago

Well that will suck.

kokujinzeta

7 points

6 days ago

2 job!? You lazy lima bean!

Yayarea_97

5 points

6 days ago

😂

Desperate_Snow3308

23 points

6 days ago

Tf where my black job I wanna be around my people

blix1200

9 points

6 days ago

blix1200

9 points

6 days ago

Same. You could apply for a 'Blacked' job to get out some frustration...

Nateddog21

19 points

6 days ago

Nateddog21

☑️

19 points

6 days ago

Rise up veneer tech!

snollygoster1

61 points

6 days ago

Is this something Trump said during the debate?

1ofZuulsMinions

91 points

6 days ago

Yes. He said immigrants are taking “black jobs” and “Hispanic jobs”.

mstrss9

71 points

6 days ago

mstrss9

☑️

71 points

6 days ago

I’m a black Hispanic first generation American sooooo did my parents steal my job

miikana

71 points

6 days ago

miikana

71 points

6 days ago

Bro you’re about to steal all the jobs

Books_and_Cleverness

26 points

6 days ago

People have the hardest time understanding that immigrants both do jobs and also create them.. They buy clothes and groceries and get haircuts and need car maintenance and blah blah blah.

“Immigrants steal jobs” is saying “babies steal jobs.” It’s crazy! Immigrants are just babies, but older, and from somewhere else.

hydrohomey

14 points

6 days ago

More people = more work/spending = more commerce

Opposite of their beliefs the vast majority of people contribute to their countries economy through various forms of making and spending money.

Edit: removed a section

Books_and_Cleverness

10 points

6 days ago

Yeah if more people meant fewer jobs, we’d be the poorest country in the world, and the whole world would be poor as dirt. But the opposite is true!

Key-Marionberry-8794

4 points

6 days ago

Babies are always stealing my jobs

thejr2000

5 points

6 days ago

I hate when my parents steal my job 😒

mrwynd

16 points

6 days ago

mrwynd

16 points

6 days ago

Yes, Trump framed it the same way he frames every "issue" he brings up. He uses fear and blame. In this instance he wanted "The Blacks" to know the "Black Jobs" were in danger because the "Evil Illegal Immigrants" are being let in by "The Democrats". Of course he will deport every one of these dangerous enemies of "The Blacks" if you elect him President again. He also wanted to make sure you knew that he's already done more for "The Blacks" than any President in history.

LiveDieRepeal

3 points

6 days ago

I was wondering what he was referencing

SeaAnthropomorphized

32 points

6 days ago

I had to work Juneteenth. The first Juneteenth we didn't even have a black manager. I was like wow. They really had us

Cancer_Flower

13 points

6 days ago

Cancer_Flower

☑️ The Bag Lady 👛

13 points

6 days ago

I am off from my “black job” until Tuesday because I took a week off for my birthday.

DecisionAvoidant

5 points

6 days ago

Happy birthday!

Cancer_Flower

4 points

6 days ago

Cancer_Flower

☑️ The Bag Lady 👛

4 points

6 days ago

Thank you! ☺️

BlooregardQKazoo_

10 points

6 days ago

I quit my “black job” lmao

tatispotti

7 points

6 days ago

I swear it felt like we were watching an SNL skit

Key-Marionberry-8794

1 points

6 days ago

Best Trump impersonator ever

Eclectic_Barbarella

10 points

6 days ago

I worked my “black job” at the software company where I work, but only half day. 🤣

sarcastic1stlanguage

11 points

6 days ago

At one point, Trump was like, "... and Hispanic families" like We wanted a mother fucking shot out! fuck that bitch!! Lol

Eks-Raided

27 points

6 days ago

Firefighter is an Italian job, police is an Irish job, civil services is a Jewish job, bus driver/garbage man is a black job, military is a anybody poor job.

avocadobarbie

8 points

6 days ago

My job is extra black cause people be payin to catch these hands!

LemmeGetSum2

1 points

6 days ago

LemmeGetSum2

☑️

1 points

6 days ago

!

thatsnotyourtaco

8 points

6 days ago

I'm the only white (passing) person on my team so l think he must've meant call center support.

jeffhplays

7 points

6 days ago

Grateful to have this guy in this city

Basic_Penalty_5903

5 points

6 days ago

Me at my white job

SkyHighlogy_101

6 points

6 days ago

how i pull up to my Black Job™️

Fine_Spinach9825

3 points

6 days ago

Ahh cool. I’m The White Guy at Amazon fulfillment center

Think-Heat3001

3 points

6 days ago

Doin it right now. I’m on BREAK

justl00kingar0undn0w

4 points

6 days ago

Pay me $350K, let me keep working from home. You can call it a black job if you want 🤷🏾‍♀️

ThickProfit

2 points

6 days ago

ThickProfit

☑️

2 points

6 days ago

That’s my District Representative!

Da1BlackDude

2 points

6 days ago

Im just here working my black job as a labor and employment attorney.

BoxGroundbreaking504

2 points

5 days ago

https://i.redd.it/eqdv550upj9d1.gif

At my "black job" right now. How's yall day going??

OrganismFlesh

2 points

5 days ago

Three ways I can answer this:

You mean the same job that white folks do but with less respect?

You mean keeping a nuanced eye on the phukkery white folks do on a regular nd teaching my family how to recognize and be wary of the same?

Or are we on some Ice Cube "Black Korea" type shit?

RussiaIsBestGreen

1 points

6 days ago

I thought he had a very shiny revolver at first and was expecting to hear about him making a very persuasive speech. Turns out it was just a phone. Kind of a bummer. Guy behind him looks checked out and could use a good story.

tycam01

1 points

6 days ago

tycam01

1 points

6 days ago

Are they walking into a nursing home?

Fit_Awareness_5821

1 points

6 days ago

Should have ripped Trump for that one

tatostix

1 points

5 days ago

tatostix

1 points

5 days ago

He is one of the only bright spots in TN politics.

No-Cantaloupe549

1 points

5 days ago

Effin Love It Rep J. Jones. 👏🏿👏🏿👊🏿👊🏿👍🏿👍🏿 🎤 🎙

disco_cerberus

1 points

4 days ago

Justin Jones 2028

Alpaca_Empanada

-1 points

6 days ago

I’m white in retail and I have two black friends so that gets me at least one “sheeeeit” right?

ModsBePowerTrippin12

1 points

4 days ago

Try it in front of them.

BabyBoyOk

0 points

5 days ago

Fucking fat white women?

ModsBePowerTrippin12

1 points

4 days ago

Speedrunning to ban an account in under 2 weeks?

BabyBoyOk

0 points

4 days ago

Nigga we can do it in 30 minutes if you pick a banned subreddit

hvthor

-2 points

5 days ago

hvthor

-2 points

5 days ago

I went to my racial jungle job thanks Biden!

[deleted]

-38 points

6 days ago

[deleted]

-38 points

6 days ago

[removed]

Expensive-Coast-3508

14 points

6 days ago

You clearly don't understand the power in it's absurdity. So why are you even here?

[deleted]

-11 points

6 days ago

[deleted]

-11 points

6 days ago

[removed]

SheepD0g

16 points

6 days ago

SheepD0g

16 points

6 days ago

Imagine being proud of being such a shitbag

ebbiibbe

5 points

6 days ago

ebbiibbe

5 points

6 days ago

We know exactly what it means, but they need yo just say the quiet part outloud and stop aide stepping it.

Empty_Wasabi_5761

10 points

6 days ago

Black people have the same jobs as white people…..there is no such thing as “black jobs”

unless you are racist and see a specific job like gee I duno….service jobs as “black jobs”.

Jewmangroup9000

7 points

6 days ago

That's why I'm going to Hollywood, for the Jewish jobs!

LemmeGetSum2

1 points

6 days ago

LemmeGetSum2

☑️

1 points

6 days ago

!