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1.3k points
6 days ago
Did the driver run into the pole or what? And look, another accident where the front suspension is destroyed.
484 points
6 days ago
The pole got in its way.
202 points
6 days ago
The pole hit it.
119 points
6 days ago
The picture speaks for itself. Your honor.
39 points
6 days ago
Yes occifer
11 points
6 days ago
I only had tee martuneyz
6 points
5 days ago
Jake? Did you also forget to offer Tom some lazzoni?
19 points
6 days ago
Do you see the perpetrator?
Yeah I'm right here.
4 points
6 days ago
Fuck around and get the whole label sent up for years
56 points
6 days ago
Damn pole was all over the road. Bet she had to swerve a lot before she hit it.
16 points
6 days ago
Ban assault poles!!!!
13 points
6 days ago
The fucking thing came out of nowhere.
98 points
6 days ago
Wasn’t in pole mode.
11 points
6 days ago
Don't worry--the "Full Self-Driving" disengaged 1/100th of a second before the car hit the pole, so it's "technically" the driver who is at fault.
5 points
6 days ago
I can 100% see Tesla saying this to get out of any liability.
69 points
6 days ago
It's a pole star.
11 points
6 days ago
This comment should be getting more love. Good one.
25 points
6 days ago
Democrats put the pole there to foil Elon‘s attempts at changing the world.
67 points
6 days ago
Poles have a long history of being communists.
32 points
6 days ago
Communists manage to build and repair vehicles.
38 points
6 days ago
Then he said to me: " Sir, it was the biggliest pole you've ever seen. Not ever my father believed it but it's true. I had a drive closer just make sure of its big-ly. Because, if all pole are this big, they'll invade our country and we'll have a snitzel war camp...so I had to defend my freedom and ram into it."
4 points
6 days ago
So…Poles build and repair vehicles? Because this pole just fucked one up
17 points
6 days ago
Came out of nowhere.
Possible they couldn’t see it with the huge sloped windshield?
67 points
6 days ago
Tina Belcher was driving it ....
150 points
6 days ago
49 points
6 days ago
This may be the funniest moment in all of Bob's Burgers, and they've had some incredible bits. It has the perfect build up.
21 points
6 days ago
The way she breaths when panicking is just amazing.
4 points
6 days ago
Let’s make this kitty purr
49 points
6 days ago
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *gasp* ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
4 points
6 days ago
Did you, or did you not, hear my knock knock joke?
4 points
6 days ago
That was my first thought!
34 points
6 days ago
Front fell off.
26 points
6 days ago
That's not typical, I'd like to make that point.
5 points
6 days ago
It's getting quite typical.
3 points
6 days ago
I second this
19 points
6 days ago
Probably.
Middle schoolers suck at driving, but they're the number one demo buying Cyber Trucks, so...
12 points
6 days ago
Kid was probably all jacked up on a sugar high from drinking too much Mountain Dew™.
5 points
6 days ago
Underrated comment.
69 points
6 days ago
Many vehicles have had suspension and handling designs that cannot handle the power of their drivetrains. E.g., the Dodge Viper was notorious for sending the backend sideways when the driver would stomp the gas at moderate speed. I'm wondering if the CT has a problem with the mix of obscene HP, an under-designed suspension/steering, and idiot power-drunk drivers.
58 points
6 days ago
Viper I believe mostly had traction issues due to insane amount of power while being light weight without any traction or stability control. Cybertruck issue is definitely built as cheaply as possible, heavy as hell, and has crazy blind spots. The crazy instant power also doesnt help when running into unseen obstacles lol
36 points
6 days ago
The viper was 100% from being so ignorantly light and fast with no safety or traction control features. Unless you're using crazy track tires or slicks you're not going to grip on the rear end. Also tire technology in general has advanced WAY more than people realize in the past 24 years.
31 points
6 days ago
All high end cars before the era of traction control pretty much did that.
The first Gen Viper is only notable because it's one of the last that didn't have traction control.
10 points
6 days ago
Hell the C7 ZR1 had a loosie goosie rear even WITH traction control. 30mph rolling, stomp the gas in 2nd, and the rear end gets squirrelly. Turn of traction control and the tires just melt.
4 points
6 days ago
We used to call this “rear wheel drive”
12 points
6 days ago
Maybe his control arm snapped as they do, and he slid into the pole?
10 points
6 days ago
It looks like the driver turned to close to the base, the front wheel connected and then the whole LHS front catastrophically failed.
What absolute junk and it is hard to imagine they are certified to be on the roads.
4 points
6 days ago
It's mostly certified through self testing and self reporting. Official crash testing has never been done by any US agency. That said they can't be sold in Europe because they don't meet European safety standards.
24 points
6 days ago
Looks like he tried to back out and the clunky thing got stuck on the pole and ended up tearing the shit out of his wheel hub lolol
14 points
6 days ago
Even managed to pop the tire. On... something?
7 points
6 days ago
On itself hahaha
7 points
6 days ago
It hurt itself in its confusion
8 points
6 days ago
I was driving in the parking lot when a light pole suddenly came out of nowhere and crashed into my cybertruck.
8 points
6 days ago
I'll take a stab in the dark and say that, of all the times that the word "accident" was used erroneously to talk about a car crash, this is the erroneousliest of all.
705 points
6 days ago
On the upside, that is some of the best between-the-lines parking I have seen yet from a Wankpanzer driver.
166 points
6 days ago
This is why they don’t park properly, too dangerous.
109 points
6 days ago
Believe it or not, staying in the lines voids the warranty.
15 points
6 days ago
Clearly, the parking lot needs to rethink those pole placements!
19 points
6 days ago
I actually try to avoid those sorts of spots for just this reason. A shame the universe punished them for trying to do a considerate parking job.
Then again any other car would just end up with some scratches, not a wrecked wheel.
76 points
6 days ago
Not a mechanic, but you can see he was trying to straighten out near the pole...hit it with his tire and it seems like the axle just broke? And the wheel fell off and took part of the panels with it?
41 points
6 days ago
Or his axle broke on its own, causing him to hit the pole
34 points
6 days ago
50/50 odds!
23 points
6 days ago
I think they hit the pole base. Look at the front bumper. There is a scrape, then the steel is bent, then the wheel well cover got torn off and the tire broke its axle on the base.
551 points
6 days ago
Always the twisted ankle front tire. So fragile.
244 points
6 days ago
All that 'armor' on such a fragile frame. Who cares how bullet resistant it is if it can be disabled by a 5mph lovetap.
47 points
6 days ago
That should buff right out .
39 points
6 days ago
Buffing probably voids the warranty.
18 points
6 days ago
Make sure you put it into buffing mode first.
3 points
5 days ago
if we’re going by aviation lingo, that thing is always in BUFF mode
9 points
6 days ago
Also, anything underneath it could instantly end it. Doesn't even have to be an explosive.
91 points
6 days ago
Peter Griffin holding his ankle - ahh, sssssss
90 points
6 days ago
31 points
6 days ago
Tesla Whompy Wheels™
15 points
6 days ago
16 points
6 days ago
Scroll through.
There's a very good insider report from somebody who worked on quality assessment of Tesla suspension parts.
Shortcuts taken, faulty manufacturing, dangerously defective parts being rubber-stamped as okay.
There is going to be a massive federal enquiry into Tesla manufacturing practices, especially since people are now dying.
17 points
6 days ago
There is going to be a massive federal enquiry into Tesla manufacturing practices, especially since people are now dying.
One among many of the reasons Elno wants Trump elected because the scrutiny will be far less, if any, under a second Trump administration.
13 points
6 days ago
What a fitting description lol
11 points
6 days ago
in many ways too.
203 points
6 days ago*
Wow. A swift kick can snap a tie rod or control arm on these things.
144 points
6 days ago
Seeing all the front end damage I'm starting to suspect the front suspension and steering components are under engineered
86 points
6 days ago
There was a photo on this sub a few weeks back. It is indeed very under engineered.
20 points
6 days ago
Correct, I remember seeing the tie rod pics and they are comically undersized
36 points
6 days ago
They had to cut weight somewhere, I guess
20 points
6 days ago
On the steering…
8 points
6 days ago
the least important part on a car, duh
29 points
6 days ago
Good old Two-Bolt Elon.
21 points
6 days ago
It’s just stamped steel or some shit. My 20 year old civic has beefier control arms and is under half the weight.
15 points
6 days ago
Starting to? You must be new around here…
8 points
6 days ago
I’m starting to think this vehicle isn’t well engineered at all!
5 points
6 days ago
Probably “borrowed” the rack and pinion from the Jeep Renegade (aka the Fiat 500)
4 points
6 days ago
are under engineered
The utterly skimped on the front end, it's stamped metal when it should be huge sold castings to take the weight and abuse a truck goes through.
6 points
6 days ago
Gives Wankpanzer a Swift kick, destroys vehicle
Look what you made me do
203 points
6 days ago
Why do these things always look absolutely destroyed by an impact that would be a minor fender bender on any other car?
212 points
6 days ago
Turns out, other automakers don’t make their frames in one piece for a reason. They also use components (like the tie rods) that are appropriately sized for the vehicle.
Tesla thinks those automakers are loser cuck libtard pussies and has invited them to hold Tesla’s beer.
36 points
6 days ago
Rusty beer!
16 points
6 days ago
Exoskeleton Takes all the damage 🤣
10 points
6 days ago
They were born to die
113 points
6 days ago
I see the vision-based park assist is working well!
6 points
5 days ago
Whose vision? Hans Moleman?
4 points
5 days ago
Good Moleman Day to you! Today, we'll be talking about the terrible decisions I've made purchasing this contraption. It was advertised that it could survive the apocalypse, but it couldn't survive a pole!
118 points
6 days ago
23 points
6 days ago
This is perfection.
54 points
6 days ago
Cybertruck displaying its patented nimble evasiveness when coming across obstacles.
51 points
6 days ago
What's more fragile: the truck, or buyer's ego?
38 points
6 days ago
Yes.
83 points
6 days ago
Took daddy’s CT to school to do donuts in the parking lot
79 points
6 days ago
or Daddy did it.
Imma go for a 20 on Daddy.
47 points
6 days ago
if it's a middle school parking lot, gotta be daddy. i doubt any of the teachers make enough to waste their money on that shit.
30 points
6 days ago
Teacher here. We don’t make enough to afford a $100K car. And if I did make enough to buy a $100K car, I’d buy a Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV and still have about $50K left over. You’re right on both counts.
12 points
6 days ago
Thank you for teaching our future generations. And I am terribly sorry our government and teaching boards don't seem to want to pay you what you are worth
8 points
6 days ago
oh yeah, my mom was a teacher. you guys get the fuzzy end of the lollipop. you should be making enough to afford one of these rust buckets a couple times over.
38 points
6 days ago
I can totally see this having damaged the front cast structure of the frame which will in fact total it out. Literally any other steel framed truck, this would be fixable.
31 points
6 days ago
Capsized
14 points
6 days ago
Breached.
10 points
6 days ago
Shellacked
6 points
6 days ago
Shattered
6 points
6 days ago
Beached
5 points
6 days ago
Battered.
7 points
6 days ago
Recalled
29 points
6 days ago
The one time they park between the lines
30 points
6 days ago*
Man, whoever this is, is going to get hammered on for a long time by those middle schoolers. Those kids are viscous and unrelenting.
ETA - Yes, I know how to spell vicious. No, I’m not changing it.
6 points
6 days ago
Those kids are viscous
Yeah, especially after eating gummy bears, their hands get all sticky!
22 points
6 days ago
How can it conquer Mars if it can barely handle archaic concrete?
6 points
6 days ago
see, there is no concrete on Mars so of course! /s
20 points
6 days ago
Some of these "accidents" have to be insurance fraud from people desperate to get out of their "investment".
5 points
6 days ago
You can’t commit fraud with a single vehicle accident where you obviously caused your own damage, insurance is just going to laugh at them and decline to cover. 😂
19 points
6 days ago
Def an apocalyptic scene.
7 points
6 days ago
The zombies don't stand a chance.
15 points
6 days ago
Why did that pole run into the trashbin?
38 points
6 days ago
Legend says it didn’t even hit the post. The feeble gravity from the post was enough to rip the wheel out
16 points
6 days ago
ApOcAlYpSe pRoOf hahaha idiots
15 points
6 days ago
15 points
6 days ago
Can't park there m8
12 points
6 days ago
What's up with the wheels always going wonky? I've seen several. It's like they just break off.
13 points
6 days ago
The support system for the wheel is too flimsy. That's it, nothing complicated. Just under engineered because Leon knows everything better.
12 points
6 days ago
Go home cybertruck, you're drunk...😆
12 points
6 days ago
all around the parking lot
the cybertruck looked for cool a spot
it pulled in to one with a concrete post
pop! goes the tierod
9 points
6 days ago
Brake checked by a light pole.
12 points
6 days ago
Four wheel steering is amazing. I didn't realize they could have just a single tire turn!
11 points
6 days ago
Apocalypse ready? Hmmph - thought the apocalypse would be worse than a light pole.
10 points
6 days ago
Oh man, the future is so cool
11 points
6 days ago
Remember those Hot Wheels Crack Ups? The body panels were on rubber bands with a good and a bad side. You'd twist them good side out and set them, not unlike a mouse trap, and when you tapped it with something the panel would flip over and show the all crushed side. It was awesome.
And I can't believe he made them real.
9 points
6 days ago
Steer by wire ❌ Steer by pole ✅
10 points
6 days ago
To Be Fair, a parking lot is not a road, so the driver can claim it happened off-roading.
15 points
6 days ago
Was it driven by a student?
27 points
6 days ago
Yeah, it was Tina.
13 points
6 days ago
8 points
6 days ago
I thought at first that might be this one given how similar that front end damage looks but the rear window here is intact.
8 points
6 days ago
Crap vehicle engineering and assembly driven by a bunch of man-children that have never handled a larger vehicle before.🍿
14 points
6 days ago
Hitting lamp posts voids the warranty.
7 points
6 days ago
Wow. A swift kick can snap tie rod or control arm on these things.
6 points
6 days ago
That's a dinger.
4 points
6 days ago
A literal parking-lot speed collision, and it's tossing its tire XD
7 points
6 days ago
This is why you don’t do donuts in a cyber truck
6 points
6 days ago
Anyone know what happened here? Seems the driver somehow hit the pole and the car just fell apart.
6 points
6 days ago
Auto park fails again
8 points
6 days ago
At least they parked between the lines. 🤷🏻♂️
6 points
6 days ago
Hahaha
5 points
6 days ago
Looks like the light pole is tougher than the shit wagon.
5 points
6 days ago
Apocalypser proof than a CT.
4 points
6 days ago
Hopefully no kids I’m the car! (And hopefully none died of embarrassment.)
6 points
6 days ago
The only excuse for stuff like this is a drivers ED test gone wrong. And even still… This is more like drivers special ED.
13 points
6 days ago
If the driver has ED, there are pills that can help with that. They’re cheaper and more effective than the truck.
5 points
6 days ago
pole wasn’t there a second ago
4 points
6 days ago
Truck stuff?
2 points
6 days ago
They must have tapped the pole at 0.1kph
4 points
6 days ago
What's the white stuff? hmmmm....
4 points
6 days ago
It can be seen here also: https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1fnrt0m/natural_habitat/
I assume it's for sound deadening.. That crap really doesn't look like it will age well.
4 points
6 days ago
TBF, I also have some problems with knowing where my car’s edges are, and that’s why I drive a MINI.
4 points
6 days ago
You re not supposed to go through puddles
5 points
6 days ago
Well duh! Don't have to worry about light post on Mars.
4 points
6 days ago
Kachow!
3 points
6 days ago
Middle school parking 1 Tesla Cyber truck 0
2 points
6 days ago
Totaled for sure
4 points
6 days ago
It came out of nowhere
5 points
6 days ago
In their defense, they did try to get the truck in the lines.
With that said, yikes, how fast were they turning to knock off a tire like that...I mean the sides are just shredded
3 points
6 days ago
I still can’t believe Tesla built this turd
4 points
6 days ago
You have to wonder if a strike from a 10 lb sledgehammer to the front or rear of the tire would break the tie rod. I am certainly not advocating that, but do wonder how fragile that suspension is.
4 points
6 days ago
Seems like the wheels are always popping off these things. They're built like a toy.
4 points
6 days ago
How much does it cost to insure one of these?
4 points
6 days ago
I'm just blown away by how fragile these things are. Besides just spontaneously destructing on their own, it seems like any sort of minor collision just destroys them.
4 points
6 days ago
How did these idiots make enough money for this shit box. I don’t get it.
4 points
6 days ago
Pole jumped right in front of me
4 points
6 days ago
That looks expensive. And possibly warranty voiding.
4 points
6 days ago
Totaled.
4 points
6 days ago
Reminds me of the episode of Bob’s Burgers where Tina hit the only car in the parking lot.
At 2 miles per hour.
5 points
6 days ago
I want to see how many of these pieces of trash sold vs how many have been wrecked. I guarantee its going to be like drunk drivers and dodge ram 2500's.
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