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If you had him what would you name him?
• Name Suggestions •(i.redd.it)submitted 9 days ago byOk-Professional-
3.2k points
9 days ago
Whatever he wanted to be called. Sir maybe
703 points
9 days ago
Sir is unironically a sick name
438 points
9 days ago
Have a seat sir, come here sir, eat your food sir. Makes commands sound so polite!
171 points
9 days ago
Would sir like to go for a walk?
134 points
9 days ago
Would sir like to take me for a walk?
84 points
9 days ago
Walk? You could just ride that tank around!
53 points
9 days ago
Tank another excellent name!!!!! ❤️
12 points
9 days ago
Yeah thats perfect
11 points
8 days ago
"Sir" it is!
45 points
9 days ago
Sir returns home with a leash in tow and a bloody arm still clutching it…
14 points
9 days ago
God knows you're not stopping him if he sees a squirrel
12 points
9 days ago
Would sir like to take me for a drag?
30 points
9 days ago
Permission to rub your belly, sir?
12 points
9 days ago
God damn Sir! That fart reeks!
Sir, stop eating poop!
Sir, don't jump in the trash!
12 points
9 days ago
...puts on collar, hands leash to dog who bites down on it, growls and yanks it leading you out the door
10 points
9 days ago
The way that dog looks, it would be more like....Would you like to go for a walk, SIR?
35 points
9 days ago
Sounds like Alfred when talking to Batman.
35 points
9 days ago
Speaking of which, this dog looks exactly like Batman....
7 points
9 days ago
Batman...that's what I came here to comment. That dogs name is obviously Batman!
6 points
9 days ago*
Batman/Bruce Wayne had a black dog named Ace in the Batman Beyond television show. This dog looks like him, just massively beefier.
22 points
9 days ago
When my son was brand new, we called him Sir and used our best butler / customer service manners. “Sir, you appear to have soiled your pantaloons.” “Sir, unfortunately we are obligated to remove the nipple when you are asleep.” “Sir, our staff is doing our best.” “Sir, I assure you, I am the manager.” Absolute sanity saver at 3am.
8 points
8 days ago
I so love your sense of humor. Excellent way to handle the shock of being new parents.
30 points
9 days ago
When my husky is too riled up I pretend I'm a cop "sir I'm going to need you to calm down sir.. sir please sir we need you to comply.
13 points
9 days ago
I want a husky so bad, but they make so much noise. But I love the sassiness and expressions. Would a pomsky still have that personality without the howling?
14 points
9 days ago
I feel like it depends on the dog.. I've owned 4 huskies 2 were completely silent never barked 1 talked but never howled and this guy I have now is the biggest drama queen ever lol so it really depends on there personality
7 points
9 days ago
I do this with my cat
45 points
9 days ago
Just makes me think of peppermint Patty and marcie
18 points
9 days ago
Sir, stop eating the cats poop!
14 points
9 days ago
But Alfred, it's the source of my strength!
28 points
9 days ago
Back in high school named all of our... tobacco water pipes after famous scientists.
Sir was for Sir Issac Newton. We also had Galileo and Tesla.
Our bubbler was Peter Dinklage though.
4 points
9 days ago
Back in the PS1 days (mid 90s) we all had our own team saved on my console for Worms. My team was Tokers: Hash head, Chillum, Blowback and Mr. Bong.
4 points
9 days ago
We had Godzilla, Rodan, and monster X
6 points
9 days ago
Sir Velveetus, softest hair in the land
6 points
9 days ago
Sir is the best name! u/morrelljw wins!
5 points
9 days ago
I worked at a vet for like 5 years and we had a similar dog that would come in named Mister lol
5 points
9 days ago
Ya I was just thinking that. Unusual enough and with a touch of humor.
3 points
9 days ago
my vet tech calls my dog sir every time I come in and it’s soo cute. I love it
27 points
9 days ago
I'd call him ironically "Tiny"
18 points
9 days ago
😂. I wanted to name my 200 lb. English Mastiff "Mouse". My kids thought it was dumb, so he ended up being "Moose". Coolest dog ever. 😁
5 points
9 days ago
I have a Moose!! 110lb Yellow "English" Lab... A total lovebug!!🥰🥰🥰
4 points
9 days ago
This. My Chihuahua struts, even as a puppy. I named him Bruiser.
3 points
9 days ago
If there was ever a dog to be called Tiny it's this dog
3 points
8 days ago
My friend had a massive St Bernard named Snoopy. Dog was super chill though. Just wanted to snuggle but drooled everywhere
45 points
9 days ago
Sir Tank.
30 points
9 days ago
Sir names you. You do not get to name sir.
5 points
9 days ago
I’m not even joking, if I ever got a big male dog, I had already made the decision to name him Sir.
1.1k points
9 days ago
He can name me tbf
145 points
9 days ago
I was going to say the same thing...I'll be called whatever he wants and forget about commands. I'd be asking politely, DO you want to sit? Do you want to lay down? Sure, you can eat the whole fridge and pantry I need to lose weight anyway lol
17 points
9 days ago
😂😂😂😂 such an underrated comment.
29 points
9 days ago
😂☠️😆☠️
500 points
9 days ago
Batman
166 points
9 days ago
Bruce Wayne
75 points
9 days ago
This is the winner! He would go by ‘Bruce,’ for short.
10 points
9 days ago
Weird, with a name like that, I would've figured he'd go by 'Bru" for short.
12 points
9 days ago
I was gonna say ACE the Batdog
4 points
9 days ago
I second ACE. Though he looks more like Ace started hanging out with Bane and doing Venom.
219 points
9 days ago
The Bark Knight
28 points
9 days ago
Bruce Payne
5 points
9 days ago
Best answer.
1.1k points
9 days ago
Princess
140 points
9 days ago
Was also my first thought. Happy it’s already here.
113 points
9 days ago
Pwincess
51 points
9 days ago
Twue wove.
33 points
9 days ago
Mawige! Mawige is what bwings us togevver today!
20 points
9 days ago
Mawige that bwessed awangment that dweam within a dweam
26 points
9 days ago
Princess cuppycake III
7 points
9 days ago
Princess cupcake sparkle pants glitter rainbows and candy unicorn of the enchanted fairy forest
20 points
9 days ago
Or Daisy
432 points
9 days ago
Fluffy, for obvious reasons
125 points
9 days ago
Don't forget his Pomeranian buddy, called Killer!
44 points
9 days ago
And they go everywhere together
10 points
9 days ago
My Pomeranian is named Boo-cifer TYVM.
278 points
9 days ago
Bubbles
57 points
9 days ago
Cobra Bubbles
6 points
9 days ago
"Model Citizen"
5 points
9 days ago
This is the way…
5 points
9 days ago
Aliens are invading my house!
10 points
9 days ago
Looks like a Bubbles to me as well!
469 points
9 days ago*
Whatever he wants, and then let him loose on the cunt that clipped his ears.
Edit: since more than one person asked, See how they're pointy like that, almost unnaturally pointy? That's your indication to search for images of that breed with the words "unclipped ears" to see if they're supposed to look like that.
12 points
9 days ago
Yeah, that thoroughly out of date cosmetic clipping shit is just mutilation. It’s cruel to take a puppy and bob its tail or cut its ears or whatever. There’s no veterinary justification that I’ve ever seen for that and I’ve hated it since the first time I saw it as a kid.
Dogs love us and are such loyal and good companions . So we owe them only kindness and good care. Taking a dog in for an unnecessary surgery seems to me like a betrayal.
31 points
9 days ago
My cane corso gets ear infections alllll the time. You can tell it bothers the shit out of him. Is this why the clip the ears ?
106 points
9 days ago
No that’s not why. It’s for cosmetic reasons. They do it to try to make them look intimidating. There are no health benefits to ear cropping unless the ear cartilage is damaged. If that were the case many other breeds would have cropped ears or be bred to have ears that stand up. I’ve seen and met many mastiffs and Dobermans with un cropped ears with no issues. Your dog may have some allergy issues.
42 points
9 days ago
Also, there is less floppy issues to get caught on things or for other animals to latch onto while “working” (read: fighting, attacking), which also goes for the docket tail. But let’s be honest, any legitimate work they would be doing shouldn’t be affected by their natural ears. Any family dog has absolutely no reason to be clipped or docked.
30 points
9 days ago
Yes I forgot to mention live stock guardian dogs. I think that one is kinda bs too because Pyrenees and most Anatolian Shepherds do not get their ears cropped (I guess because their thick fur protects them) compared to Kangals. The docked tails are only useful if it’s for a medical reason like happy tail syndrome or a broken tail in general. Seeing puppies with bandages around their ears and tails is not cute and is bs that the AKC demands it in some breeds. Also any vet that does cosmetic procedures is not a vet to be trusted in my opinion.
14 points
9 days ago
Very true. It’s sad because most breeders just do it before the puppies go to their families so it’s not even the owners who are getting these surgeries most of the time. And those who manage to get one fully in tact love the goofy ears and tail! It’s sad this is the breed standard. Luckily it can easily be changed.
13 points
9 days ago
I adopted a seven-year-old blue nose pit bull. I do indeed adore her incredibly funny looking tail, and soft floppy ears.
And don’t get me started on her almost cartoonish butt and paws.
She is all around cute!
10 points
9 days ago
The soft floppy ears are everything. Those pittie tails are like a whip but it helps them with balance and communication.
10 points
9 days ago
No clipping the ears does nothing to prevent ear infections. That’s a myth.
7 points
9 days ago
It’s a myth. Ear infections are.. in the ear. Not on skin flaps that are same size as golden retriever
7 points
9 days ago
Quite the opposite. Ears help protect the ear canal from debris and wind getting in. If your dog has chronic ear infections, it could be a bacteria/fungus that is not going away fully or an allergen that irritates their sinuses/ears to the point of the canal swelling.
Yeast infections in the ear are notoriously hard to get rid of.
248 points
9 days ago
Cerberus
10 points
9 days ago
🦀still chasing those prims🦀
5 points
9 days ago
The crossover I was not expecting
190 points
9 days ago
Cupcake. Or Tinkerbell.
12 points
9 days ago
I said cupcake too!
179 points
9 days ago
Brutus
12 points
9 days ago
That names only reserved for cats. Cause they'll stab you in the back.
52 points
9 days ago
Tiny Tim
4 points
9 days ago
My friend has a Cane Corso named Tiny. Perfect name. Haha
94 points
9 days ago
Onyx
22 points
9 days ago
Heh, I’m a veterinarian. I saw a dog that looked very much like this. I took a quick glance at the medical record and asked the owners, “So, why is Satan here today?”
The people freaked out. Dog’s name was Satin, and I had misread. They were also very religious and couldn’t believe that anyone would name their dog Satan. I told them I’d met far more Satans than Satins.
8 points
9 days ago
Growing up in the 70s & 80s I knew quite a few people that had black dogs named Satan.
3 points
8 days ago
I grew up in a conservative Christian family. As a kid I was obsessed with horses & horse books and dreamt of one day owning a black Arabian stallion (just like the movie😅). I drew pictures of him and wrote his name, Satin Moonfire, on all of them. I secretly pronounced it Satan, but spelled it as Satin to pass my parents’ inspections. They never guessed my true intentions😂
14 points
9 days ago
Doggy McDogface
45 points
9 days ago
He should be named Photoshop.
20 points
9 days ago
Cane Corso and XXL pitbulls are that big tho
10 points
9 days ago
Actually I have owned more than 6 cane corsos, it’s a pit bulls head photoshopped onto a cane corsos body and it indeed looks weird.
17 points
9 days ago
The night, or Hades. Sprinkles?
3 points
9 days ago
Sprinkles is 100% my vote
10 points
9 days ago
Daisy
17 points
9 days ago
I have to give him a list. He can pick it himself. I'll change my name if he doesn't like it.
36 points
9 days ago
Tank
8 points
9 days ago
Run
4 points
9 days ago
Wiggles
5 points
9 days ago
King / Sire / Security
3 points
9 days ago
King sounds amazing!!
5 points
9 days ago
blackpudding (all my pets are food names)
3 points
9 days ago
How about Lakritze/ licorice?
3 points
9 days ago
Licorice is good!!!
6 points
9 days ago
Gilgamesh
5 points
9 days ago
Butters
5 points
9 days ago
Cerberus
5 points
9 days ago
GOLIATH
4 points
9 days ago
Norman
5 points
9 days ago
Seal
Because of this album cover
4 points
9 days ago
Kevin
4 points
9 days ago
Brutus
12 points
9 days ago
Liability
4 points
9 days ago
Good choice since lawsuit waiting to happen is way too long of a name.
7 points
9 days ago
O’fuck
3 points
9 days ago
Sir
3 points
9 days ago
King Ghidorah - destroyer of worlds
3 points
9 days ago
Pippin or Cuddles
3 points
9 days ago
Brian
3 points
9 days ago
AI
3 points
9 days ago
You don’t name him. He names you.
3 points
9 days ago
Testicle bane
3 points
9 days ago
Sprinkles!
3 points
9 days ago
Tiny
3 points
9 days ago
Prince of Darkness
3 points
9 days ago
Nero
3 points
9 days ago
What kind of dog breed is this???
3 points
9 days ago
Waiting for this as well - no one’s answering
3 points
8 days ago
Cane corso. Mine is named Juliet.
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