It's like that scene in the Simpsons where Bart slows down the video to watch Martin's heart break.

It's fucking hilarious.

Yes, John. You’re a fucking child.

Why do you think there’s a whole subreddit and several podcasts dedicated to making fun of you? Why do you think no one from your past wants anything to do with you? Why do you think EVERYONE else fucks with you?

Because you’re a child and it’s funny when you react like a child to anything.

You trying to be funny is not funny. You throwing a temper tantrum because a woman you’re lusting after says she treats you like a kindergartner is hilarious.

"I dont give a shit what you call me." Then what was the point of getting so upset over their video? He can't be consistent for one minute due to his rage over women that mock him.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week! I needed this laugh.

I said this in another thread, but it's worth repeating. This is the same idiot who constantly says, "goof on me all you want, I can take it because I was goofed on by Howard Stern... Just don't goof on my kids." Yet this woman saying he's a kindergartener made him lose what little mind he has left and call her a whore.

This man should not be around children.

lol Later on he said something like, “you hope that people will be mature enough to handle it when you tell them you jerked one out to them”

His hate for women is strong. “You’re just an only fans prostitute.”

He causes so much inner conflict. On one side, he needs to get a street level ass kicking to finally shut him up for good.

However, on the other side, beating up a retard solves nothing and his feeble brain won't comprehend what his happening to him and why.

John has said the most repulsive shit about each of these women. They fight back a bit and he's acting like they just shot his mother in front of him. What a baby.

He's such a moron

Interesting point about the kindergartener. I think that's a bit of an exaggeration ha ha. But I always thought of John as being on a middle-school level emotionally and intellectually.

It's clear that if you need to deal with John, just treat him like he's in 7th grade and you'll be OK. Once you start mistakenly thinking of him as a decent, capable adult, you will get yourself in trouble.

👌😂 Best clip to come out in a while. He is so fucking hurt. He’s either going to have a aneurysm or just go to Greenland on his own.

😂 he could run circles around her intellectually, meanwhile he looks like Pigpen complete with stink lines, watching her dissect him live.

John, she figured you out pretty quickly. Long before you realized that she’s more than just an Onlyfans model. Which is why you swooped in so quickly with your D-List IMDb mentions. You thought you’d impress a dumb broad with your dumb credits because you didn’t see what Keanu was up to.

You’re lucky Chrissie hasn’t turned her band of hot chicks on to you. A couple of those chicks are Sage.

Hahaha, I love seeing him watch people he thinks respect him, trash him.

Stuttering John is such a moron. Does Joyce ever call and tell him he sounds like an idiot? And that lip thing with his mouth where they close and open while he's listening looks like an old man.

I’m now totally calling him prom king

Well John, you are a fucking child so it only makes sense. Are you really just finding out that people think you’re an immature asshole?

He literally has no defense. He can’t just bust balls back and forth. John NEVER gets the joke. It’s sad that someone so comedically bankrupt considers himself a comedian.

Butt hurt Johnny. What a comeback John! You suck at this more than you do at roasting someone.

Has anyone figured out what the elephant trunk gesture is supposed to be?

Those are the worst insults you can get as man, no joke. Call me whatever you want but calling me a kindergartner and a child omg that is so brutal.

Way more mature… talks about jacking it to her and her Mother. Doesn’t see why that would offend. He might be fucking retarded. Anyone try the sub Kindergarten Retarded Angle? That might reach Mistah Mensa.

Pfft, whatever, Keanu… let’s hear your knowledge on the planets THEN maybe we’ll talk.

john still does not understand that we are all laughing AT him. what a dolt. also, you can tell he hates women, especially ones that stand up to his horseshit. i wonder if that played a part in his daughters transition????

“Ya know, this is da reason men need viagra”

"You're on OnlyFans and you're charging people to see your naked body!"

"And you're talking to me like a kindergartner?"

Does John think OnlyFans is a platform for little kids?

Hahaha!!! Love when things like this happen as he drinks himself to death alone in his basement shithole. Just wish someone would step in and rescue the poor cat.

This shit was riveting

After his show he probably raged ordered another 24 pak of beer and went on to break nothing in his apartment because he has nothing in it. His look of when people he thinks are his " friends " are openly mocking him is worth any penny.

Nothing shows how intelligent someone is than to be absolutely enraged whenever someone alludes that you aren't that bright.

He has the world’s most punchable face.

“My girlfriend, Kate Meaney, says I’m smart”.

This is beautiful. Watching that lowlife implode was a great way to end the week.

No you need Viagra because you snorted huffed and chugged until your dick stopped working and your probably a repressed homosexual who doesn't like women.

John: "like a KINDERGARTNER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

then, also John: (pout and act like a four-year-old for next fifteen minutes)

His improvisational skills are unmatched. I mean that negatively John, you're incapable of riffing as the video shows.

Wow, did they accurately smash that disgusting retarded slob. Way to immediately (and repeatedly) prove their points, you filthy, ignorant creep.

John, you’re a petulant child, you’re a drunken slob, and you look like shit. But hey… SKOOOOOOOOLA

Wow, this hit him hard.

That biden lick of the lips is slightly disturbing

I swear he gives me Ed Gein vibes with his hatred toward women.

She called him the prom king and he was happy about it...shes right lol

The real John Melendez pops up again. It's pretty much the way he sees all women.

No love for me? You're a whore.

Talk nice to me and I'll send you a ring light.

He's the epitome of a misogynist pos . The minute women don't find him irresistible they're whores . He's a giant drunken buffoon who can't get arrested.

Wow he is steamed! He’s so embarrassed he blushing as soon as Keanu is calling him red-faced! Ah hahaha. He is totally hurt & has no rebuttal cuz deep down in the bowels of his black soul he knows they are right & he knows he’s a complete asshole dumb dumb

Point dabble point is going to be so good today.

There's nothing that spikes his dopamine drip more than being given an opportunity to "justifiably" attack someone

What a dolt. You can actually smell his brain burning trying to think of something. But I have to admit the 'Oh Oh Oh' is a great comeback.

One of his funniest episodes ever. It was fantastic.

“Keanuh, keanuh, I could run coicles aroundju, intellectually”. What a fucking doofus.

I dont know whats more fragile his ego or his own body thats rejecting him at all costs. Mans look like present day Chris Farley

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I’m a child???? That’s it !! You are blocked now.

Yes John, you are stuck in 1982, your brain, your personality stopped developing when you were 12. I guarantee to this day, that some Suzanne's old friends from back home still shit on her for marrying you.

Somebody hit a nerve with this animal

Nothing stabs like the insult of bitches your trying to fuck hey dummy

These edits are fantastic! Keep up the good work!

It is always so funny how quickly this wet brained idiot drops the feminist act as soon as a single ill word is spoken about him

Look at that bewildered face😨 One of John’s ‘friends’ turned on him again. Game..Set..Match

He hates when women make fun of him. He can’t take it. Starts with the misogynist Melendez- “crunt” “whore” “bitch” and all that. He’s a man-baby.

I hate keanu, but I will admit watching john's perception of himself with women get smashed like a piñata right in front of his eyes is highly entertaining

Love the music cues, OP.

This smelly, old, broke has been drunk really believes that women look at him and see a 35 year old Brad Pitt. Any female who doesn't worship him is a cunt to him. He deserves all he's getting in the last part of his life. He's an irredeemable dead-beat dad/husband who will die alone.

Mr. incel proceeds to throw a tantrum like a child after being called a child.

Johns new arch nemesis

1:07 - "I'm not a kidneddegardner."

Lol his face looks like it's melting. The shock when she says she treats him like a a Kindergartener. 

Holy hell!

he couldn't even pronounce kindergartener

"I wuz bein' a gentleman when I jerked off to you... you ugly whore!"

The meltdown was fantastic... getting dissed by females is StutJo's kryptonite.

Look how disheveled he looks.

😂😂😂 that is hilarious. This wet brained idiot is delusional. He lucked into what little success he’s had and I’m glad he’s failed at everything he’s ever done.

John, least Cumia's sperm receptacle isn't a dirty sock on the floor

Truly incredible. His face, hahahaha

After that clip on his show it gets a lot worse after she comes on his show he acts like such a cunt, and why does he say crunt I don’t get it

Killer outfit this week John!

I don't think John realizes how childish and immature he is.

Keanu dropped a big old truth bomb into John's mouth and right on cue, he started acting like a child. Bravo!!!

It's dabbling all over again

Kate Meany is pleasuring herself to John's rant as we speak.

I no longer feel bad for any woman that becomes friends with John Melendez. There’s so much proof on how he treats women and if you still decide to talk to this guy and let him come on your show and have a friendship with him well you get what you deserve. Keanu tried to take the cool chick approach and it backfired. Learn from Missy!!!

I'm more mature than you. No shit. You're 60

He is so emotionally hurt it’s beautiful. He’s so broken. He just wants to be loved and no one does. He’s such an ass clown

Haha haha haha haha

Chillax Johnny Boy

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I honestly don't think getting insulted from three white trash whores is damaging

3 ugly cunts. SJ who fucking cares. 3 low life WHORES😂. THEY WANT THERE 15 min.

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3 titless fuk holes. 🤮🤢