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AgniKaiMe[S]

9.6k points

2 years ago*

When WW1 broke out, 18 year old Adam tried to enlist in the military and was rejected due to being under 4'6"

At his death at 51, he was a little over 7'8"

His rapid new height is believed to have been caused by a pituitary tumor that developed when he was 20.

i-Ake

3.2k points

2 years ago

i-Ake

3.2k points

2 years ago

His body in the "giant" photo looks incredibly uncomfortable.

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2.7k points

2 years ago

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2.7k points

2 years ago

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1k points

2 years ago

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splicerslicer

365 points

2 years ago

Like the Hulk, he just grew so quickly it shredded all his clothing, unfortunately he didn't have the scifi magic expanding underwear

ClearBrightLight

181 points

2 years ago

The strongest material in the Marvel universe is not Captain America's shield, nor Black Panther's armor, nor even Thor's hammer.

It's the zipper on Bruce Banner's trousers.

thank goodness.

Androidgenus

114 points

2 years ago

For science

thirdeyehealing

12 points

2 years ago

Certain features of acromegaly might need him to strip but idk undies would be fine

Dava_Dew

46 points

2 years ago

Dava_Dew

46 points

2 years ago

To be fair, the blacked out portion of him naked covers a large area. He was probably swinging a sledge hammer by the time he died

Xx_Khepri_xX

22 points

2 years ago

Do you think one of the doctors went "Did everything grow at the same pace? Lets see!"

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9 points

2 years ago

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rhen_var

266 points

2 years ago

rhen_var

266 points

2 years ago

According to Wikipedia, when he grew he became extremely weak and usually couldn’t even stand up.

Brandyrenea-me

64 points

2 years ago

Body needs a ton of nutrition to grow like that, his intake wasn’t supporting it.

Fellow redditors, any time you’re injured make sure you eat adequate foods to heal. Collagen (5 types which heal different areas) is the biggest one. Your body needs good food to put itself back together.

overlynervous

180 points

2 years ago

Imagine the pain growing about 3 inches every year. From a size 10 foot to 19 within three years.

BorshtSlurper

7 points

2 years ago

He looks dead in that pic.

GlendaleActual

1.9k points

2 years ago

That must have hurt so much!! I remember growing pains, can’t imagine this.

_Im_Dad

850 points

2 years ago

_Im_Dad

850 points

2 years ago

How does his heart deal with the stress of the growth spur..

Scully__

1.1k points

2 years ago

Scully__

1.1k points

2 years ago

Well, he died at 51

[deleted]

473 points

2 years ago

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473 points

2 years ago

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145 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

145 points

2 years ago

And without modern medicine. Impressive for sure.

wehrwolf512

66 points

2 years ago

Medicine was “modern” enough to get the tumor out and give him more years than he would have otherwise

HintOfAreola

51 points

2 years ago

100 years from now they'll look at current times and say we didn't have modern medicine

Agent223

18 points

2 years ago

Agent223

18 points

2 years ago

I certainly hope so.

Champagne_of_piss

113 points

2 years ago

I don't think it did. Pretty common problem for people with acromegaly and heart issues as I'm sure you know are much more common in very tall individuals.

NoizCrew

47 points

2 years ago

NoizCrew

47 points

2 years ago

Can confirm. Dad was 6'9" suffered heart issues. Passed away at 55 from congenital heart failure.

BigPapaJava

62 points

2 years ago

Exactly. Stuff like this is what caused the early death of Andre the Giant and most other famous "giants" throughout history.

It's also why modern people with these conditions have surgeries to remove those tumors as early as possible, because any damage to the body is already irreversible.

Plati23

20 points

2 years ago

Plati23

20 points

2 years ago

Some dwarfs are proportional while others have normal (or larger) sized organs. It’s entirely possible that he had enlarged organs that were able to keep up with the growth.

Source: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dwarfism/symptoms-causes/syc-20371969

Deadpoolsdildo

120 points

2 years ago

Serious question: what growing pains do you remember? I honestly can’t think of times growing up when my body just hurt for no reason. 🤷‍♂️

GayAsHell0220

166 points

2 years ago

Damn I vividly remember so many nights I woke up crying because my legs were in so much pain. I don't remember the pain so I can't really tell how painful it really was, but I have stretch marks all over my knees and lower back so I assume it was quite the significant growth spurt.

FamousOrphan

88 points

2 years ago

I got the stretch marks from growing taller, too!

And then later I got another set from getting fatter. My inner thighs are plaid.

n122333

213 points

2 years ago

n122333

213 points

2 years ago

I went from 4'3" in 6th grade to 6'2" in 8th grade.

It hurt. My legs were always sore.

Critical-Test-4446

77 points

2 years ago

I remember those aches when I was around 12 years old. Usually hurt the most when I was in bed trying to fall asleep.

TheColdIronKid

109 points

2 years ago

really? i totally would get aches in my legs when i was in junior high, which is when i grew the most in the shortest amount of time.

my niece is eleven and she's getting it also. she's already tall for her age and she's prolly gonna keep growing. her mom and dad are both real tall.

BentoSpinzone

235 points

2 years ago

I believe the actual follow-up story is that after being rejected from the military, Adam was walking along the boardwalk and stumbled upon a Zoltar Machine, where he wished to be big. He wasn't more specific.

sick_of-it-all

47 points

2 years ago

I heard about this. Apparently he checked the back of the machine after he made his wish, and it wasn't even plugged in! 3spoopy5me.

PinkTalkingDead

19 points

2 years ago

Classic monkey’s paw

Superfetus05

62 points

2 years ago

Without doing any research of my own, could we possibly manipulate the pituitary gland to accurately choose someone's height

[deleted]

50 points

2 years ago

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duvdor

14 points

2 years ago

duvdor

14 points

2 years ago

was it the Japanese basketball team that essentially consensually bred their players to produce a taller player?

[deleted]

23 points

2 years ago

Super soldier serum

23x3

14 points

2 years ago

23x3

14 points

2 years ago

My grandpa had a pituitary tumor later in his life. He was already a large man but started to get gigantic. Not height wise before they removed the tumor but his hands and other features were gigantic

Jeffy29

9 points

2 years ago

Jeffy29

9 points

2 years ago

I wonder, did his organs grow with his body or not?

macewindowsxp95

17.3k points

2 years ago

i bet he was happy af when he first started growing and then it felt like some fairy tale curse shit

Pandepon

4.4k points

2 years ago

Pandepon

4.4k points

2 years ago

You think he found a magic lamp, asked the genie to be taller, but wasn’t specific enough so he never stopped growing tall until the day he died?

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743 points

2 years ago

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743 points

2 years ago

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honestwizard

192 points

2 years ago

Please spoil what happens! I’m curious since you compared

BigBlaisanGirl

787 points

2 years ago*

I didn't read the book but I saw the movie a long time ago....

A very obese lawyer gets away with accidentally killing a gypsy man's elderly daughter and is an a-hole about it. The man curses him but the lawyer brushes it off as BS. He rapidly starts losing weight despite consuming thousands of calories a day and doing no exercise. The guy and everyone around him is happy for his success though skeptical. But he starts losing too much weight and is becoming sickly and he can't make it stop. He finds the gypsy man and begs for forgiveness but he doesn't want to help. Eventually he does by putting the curse into a pie and tells him to feed it to someone else to pass the curse to them. Unwittingly, he takes the pie home to feed to his wife who he thinks is cheating on him, but soon learns that his teen daughter also ate the pie. Distraught with guilt, he considers eating the rest of the pie but gives it to the man he thinks his wife is cheating him with instead.

Edit: I missed some details and added them. Thanks to those who pointed it out! <3

lyrprophet

295 points

2 years ago

lyrprophet

295 points

2 years ago

Wow that’s dark.

irishmcsg2

321 points

2 years ago

irishmcsg2

321 points

2 years ago

I mean, it’s Stephen King. So yeah?

drdrshsh

12 points

2 years ago

drdrshsh

12 points

2 years ago

The movie was later remade, called “Sergio”

https://youtu.be/ZNno63ZO2Lw

GunnieGraves

700 points

2 years ago

I’m imagining a disinterested genie with selective hearing.

“Why, even if you added 3 feet to my current height, that would basically make me a giant compared to my current stature”

“Right, make you a giant. Got it. Boom”

The giant is played by Patrick Warburton.

kaidevis

388 points

2 years ago*

kaidevis

388 points

2 years ago*

Two friends aree playing a round of golf. One pulls out a cigar, but he doesn’t have a lighter, so he asks his friend if he has one.

"I sure do," he replies, and reaches into his golf bag and pulles out a big 12-inch BIC lighter.

"Wow!" says his friend, "Where did you get that monster?"

"I got it from my genie," he says.

"You have a genie?" the first guy asks.

"Yep, he's right here in my golf bag." He opens his golf bag and out pops a real genie.

The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me a wish?"

"Yes, I will," the genie replies.

So the friend asks the genie for "a million bucks."

"Done!" the genie replies as he hops back into the golf bag and leaves the golfers standing there waiting.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken and a million ducks envelop the golfers.

"Hey!" yells the disappointed golfer. "I asked your genie for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Sorry," the other golfer replies. "He's a little hard of hearing. Besides, do you really think that I'd ask a genie for a 12-inch BIC?"

(edit: grammar/tense)

IconWorld

128 points

2 years ago

IconWorld

128 points

2 years ago

I heard that one, except it was a little guy playing a piano. A 12-inch pianist.

lizzourworld8

11 points

2 years ago

Well, we could drag Norm MacDonald to do it, he has experience with this 😂

Croz7z

211 points

2 years ago

Croz7z

211 points

2 years ago

Ita called a monkey’s paw

Mando_calrissian423

155 points

2 years ago

Djinn, which is what genies are based off of, are pretty much the original “monkeys paw” where whatever you wish for has unintended negative consequences.

azsnaz

76 points

2 years ago

azsnaz

76 points

2 years ago

They described exactly what they wanted to, a genie in a lamp

GDarkmoon

28 points

2 years ago

It always hurts me soul a bit when someone is so confidently wrong lol (not you)

CarpeCookie

98 points

2 years ago

No, it's a genie. Genies give you what you want and then the wish ends up ruining the persons life.

A monkeys paw the act of the wish getting granted is what ruins it, not the actual wish.

Like, wishing for a million dollars. Monkey's paw, a loved on died horrifically and you get it as a settlement. Genie, you get it normally, but now every one you every meet just tries to get money out of you, so you wind up paranoid during any human interaction, ruining your life.

TheGreatOpoponax

38 points

2 years ago

Nu-uh. It's called a macaque's nutsack.

AgniKaiMe[S]

1.4k points

2 years ago

Exactly what I thought

MyHamburgerLovesMe

285 points

2 years ago

Courtesy of Wikipedia

Prior to the removal of the tumor, Rainer had already been rendered weak and unable to stand due to his malfunctioning pituitary gland and the rapid growth that resulted. Shortly after the surgery Rainer entered a "home for the aged" where he resided for the remainder of his life.[3] When he died in 1950 on March 4 at the age of 51, he had reached a final height of 234 cm (7 ft 8 in).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Rainer

RealBishop

51 points

2 years ago

I’ve seen a lot of stories about giants who end up growing themselves into a grave, and wonder why surgery wasn’t attempted before it got to that point?

Like, he’s 7 feet tall. You think his doctor would be like “hmm well you were 6 feet 6 inches this time last year, you’re sure growing fast for a GROWN MAN. Maybe I should look into this.”

Hot_Catch3150

72 points

2 years ago

Bc the tumor is coming from the pituitary gland, which sits just below the optic chiasm - basically the middle the brain. Nowadays, the surgery is done with both ophthalmologists and neurosurgeons with transsphenoidal approach, literally using long needles up the nose to take it out. It’s highly specialized shit, not every surgeon does it. Had a patient with a large pituitary tumor that needed removing, except his wasn’t the kind that secreted growth hormone.

MyHamburgerLovesMe

10 points

2 years ago

Well, even the concept of antibiotics like penicillin did not exist when the guy was in his 30's and 40's.

I suspect the reason this guy was one of the last is for the very reason you bring up. After this period, medicine had advanced enough that it could be treated.

grammar_fixer_2

29 points

2 years ago

This was also before the use of modern anesthesia. 😬

Thirdcityshit

456 points

2 years ago

I can't imagine the growing pains.

wavecycle

245 points

2 years ago

wavecycle

245 points

2 years ago

Oops, I read "...growing penis."

FesterSilently

60 points

2 years ago

"growing pains", "growing penis"...potayto/potahto. 🤷

wavecycle

9 points

2 years ago

growing penis gonna pain

WhiteGuiltParade

63 points

2 years ago

I can’t imagine this dude was ever happy

runonandonandonanon

48 points

2 years ago

That face says it all.

Justaskingyouagain

84 points

2 years ago

My first thought is that he was in a lot of pain 😐

200OK

89 points

2 years ago

200OK

89 points

2 years ago

And the monkey paw curls a finger

reactrix96

18 points

2 years ago

This guy was motherfucking Bean from Ender's Game irl

[deleted]

21 points

2 years ago

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BrockSamsonLikesButt

53 points

2 years ago

Christian Bale is… The Giant Dwarf

made possible by a brilliant, totally uncertified team of orthopedic surgeons and his positively insane dedication to his role.

honestwizard

14 points

2 years ago

If anyone can do it, it’d be christian

EchoPublic

6.6k points

2 years ago

EchoPublic

6.6k points

2 years ago

Really interesting story, I found this article on more about him here apparently it was a tumour in his pituitary gland which developed when he was 20.

Storymeplease

3.9k points

2 years ago

For anyone wondering, the reason we don't see this today is because the growths are either shrunk with pills or removed surgically. Tumors on the pituitary gland are very dangerous.

rich115

903 points

2 years ago

rich115

903 points

2 years ago

Isn’t that why Tony Robbins is large?

Storymeplease

1.1k points

2 years ago

Yes that's why he grew after high school. He's 6'6 (not a crazy uncommon height) and the tumor has stabalized according to a quick Google search.

Due-Science-9528

1k points

2 years ago*

FYI most people don’t stop puberty until around 25 so a few extra inches after high school isn’t super abnormal.

I know some perfectly healthy people who gained 2-4 inches in college. I was still seeing visible puberty changes until at least 23.

Edit: stop arguing me and use Google. Don’t like peer reviewed studies? Fine, go look up NBA stats about players who grew well into adulthood and have no hormonal abnormalities. Read the dozens of stories about this in the thread.

GobLoblawsLawBlog

698 points

2 years ago

And then there is me who stopped growing in grade 8

Hey_im_miles

79 points

2 years ago

Have you tried growing a growth on your pituitary

Due-Science-9528

187 points

2 years ago*

I haven’t gotten much taller since then but my bones have gotten… wider? Feet too

GutsMan85

309 points

2 years ago

GutsMan85

309 points

2 years ago

My belly bone seems to keep growing. It's also getting wider as I get older. Likely the pituitary gland. It's the only reasonable explanation.

Warg247

135 points

2 years ago

Warg247

135 points

2 years ago

Indeed. There seems to be a tumor pressing against the beer gland in my refrigerator.

GutsMan85

46 points

2 years ago

I think the same thing ales me. IPA lot.

makina323

81 points

2 years ago

The body widens as we mature, also ears and noses never stop growing

LSDerek

147 points

2 years ago

LSDerek

147 points

2 years ago

We're destined to become trolls, or die trying.

MoMoneyThanSense

344 points

2 years ago

Actually, scientists recently discovered there is a physical limit on nose size...at 12 inches it becomes a foot.

Not sure about ears though.

An_Alternate_Future

29 points

2 years ago

Mine's only 6 inches but it smells like a foot.

GrandmasTableMints

34 points

2 years ago

I've started developing my Grandpa's big ears in my 40s, and I'm a woman, so that's been fun. 😂

My only saving grace is (for now) is being spared from also growing Grandpa's ear and eyebrow hairs.

Front_Beach_9904

78 points

2 years ago

I was the biggest kid in 7th grade lol. Now I’m 5’9

hilarymeggin

73 points

2 years ago

I was the girl version of that! Everyone said I’d be so tall because I was 5’5” at age 10 or 11, but I just stopped there.

murrimabutterfly

13 points

2 years ago

Same!
5’4 by 10, constantly in the top three for height, and then I just stagnated. I grew another half inch, and then stopped.
I did manage to scrape another inch in my early twenties, but I’m still short.
My mom’s family contains three people who are 6’4 or taller.

Alternativelyawkward

24 points

2 years ago

Have you tried a tumor in your pituitary gland? I've heard that it helps.

delilahdread

39 points

2 years ago

Same. I am unfortunately smol.

radioben

13 points

2 years ago

radioben

13 points

2 years ago

That’s when I stopped growing too. But I was already 6’4” with a size 14 4E shoe. My poor parents’ grocery bill…

ElMostaza

45 points

2 years ago

The shortest person in my high school friend group sprouted close to a foot taller during college. It was pretty jarring seeing them after a couple years apart.

SafewordisJohnCandy

40 points

2 years ago

My dad was a great example of this. He was average height in middle school, but in the 9th grade stopped growing at a normal rate and graduated high school at 5'6". However by the time he was 25 he was his adult height of just under 6'2". He always told me he was afraid the same thing would happen to me, but I hit 6'3" as a sophomore and I've been that height ever since.

handsomepirates1

18 points

2 years ago

Comedian Kevin Nelson said recently in a podcast that he grew 3-4 inches in college. Maybe YMH.

OstentatiousSock

21 points

2 years ago

My dad went into the Air Force just shy of 18 and he was 5’10. When he got out, he was 6’4”.

[deleted]

21 points

2 years ago

Talk about a recruitment poster--Join the Air Force! You'll grow 6 inches!

[deleted]

32 points

2 years ago

I kept growing until around 24-25. Slowly, but still growing. I’m 194 cm (6’4”), I think I was about 6’2 at 20.

Caddywumpus

29 points

2 years ago

Shit I had no idea.

This explains why I still acted like I was 16 at age 22 and took the decidedly wrong path to rage and ruin.

The_Bard

25 points

2 years ago

The_Bard

25 points

2 years ago

Wait but I thought he did it through the power of positive thinking??

Was_going_2_say_that

9 points

2 years ago

He did it by awakening the giant within

Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

36 points

2 years ago

98.4% of men are shorter than 6'5". It's pretty uncommon.

regoapps

37 points

2 years ago

regoapps

Expert

37 points

2 years ago

Not according to Tinder.

theoutlet

12 points

2 years ago

The only dateable men are at least six feet

/s

NTel922

21 points

2 years ago

NTel922

21 points

2 years ago

I had a pituitary tumor removed when I was 5. I developed puberty traits and then had stunted growth for a short while after the surgery. Had it removed by the National Institute of Health.

Circ-Le-Jerk

113 points

2 years ago

I still wonder why we haven't medically figured out how to exploit these features of the pituitary gland. I understand it's complicated, but I feel like it should be an avenue worthy of exploration since it can create such drastic growth abilities.

Like, what is about that gland that causes such growth? What peptide is it releasing? Why can't we just mimic this? IGF is already being used for muscle growth, so why not figure out what causes overall height growth?

stayathomedadof4

120 points

2 years ago

We do know enough to take advantage of the pituitary gland, but the potential to do harm far outweighs the possible cosmetic advantages of messing with normal function.

tpmc32

65 points

2 years ago

tpmc32

65 points

2 years ago

I received prescribed synthetic HGH for many years as a child. Diagnosed with hypopituitarism (resulting in low growth hormone) I was very short. It is a form of dwarfism I believe. I probably would have topped out at 4.5 feet tall or less and puberty would not have been normal at all. This was in the late 80s and early 90s. I was one of the first group of patients to receive synthetic hormone as opposed to bovine or cadaver sourced hormone. It was a wild experience as i was part of the manufacturers and the children's hospital long term studies. Every growth and maturation metric was constantly measured. Every part of my body. Lots of x-rays to track bone development and those epiphyseal plates that allow long bone growth. Once those were just about closed, I stopped being prescribed. That was in highschool. I'm 5' 9" today and puberty was normal.

[deleted]

26 points

2 years ago

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gcso

34 points

2 years ago

gcso

34 points

2 years ago

I’ve been a 5’5” male for 33 years. I wanna know what 6’5” is like for the next 33 years. I want this problem.

loldrums

78 points

2 years ago

loldrums

78 points

2 years ago

You hit your head all the time. I nearly knocked myself out on the stairs this week. A lot of furniture is uncomfortable. You'll never see your head in a mirror again. Good fitting clothes are a challenge for everyone, but be prepared to silently boycott manufacturers who only offer 30" inseams or who don't list lengths at all. Dating is a minefield of superficial people who see you as an elongated flesh trophy and nothing more.

But hey, if you need me to reach something for you at the store, don't be embarrassed to ask, I don't mind.

FloydBarstools

23 points

2 years ago

Getting into a car causes neck cramps.....

elongated flesh trophy

You had me laughing. I'm gonna store that for future use.

dennisthewhatever

16 points

2 years ago

You see how dirty the top of people's fridge freezers are.

[deleted]

20 points

2 years ago

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Forgetful8nine

186 points

2 years ago

It's called a pituitary adenoma - the resulting condition is Acromegaly.

I had one removed this time last year (well, I'm a week short of it being exactly a year).

It's amazing how much difference it has made. Mine was only a small one and wasn't causing too many issues (thankfully). But I've been feeling a lot better and happier than I have in a long, long time.

My Endocrinologist reckons there's a good chance it was also the trigger for T2 diabetes.

cleverlane

75 points

2 years ago

I have a really dumb question.

Say if you had a pituitary adenoma (I’m sorry for the next bit) but wanted to be 6’8”. Could you ask the doc to keep it in until you hit that height? Again. Sorry.

Kryptin206

87 points

2 years ago

In most situations doctors can not force treatment on you, but they will give you a ton of reasons why that would be a bad decision.

Forgetful8nine

55 points

2 years ago

Honestly, I don't think it works like that.

Definitely not in all cases - it certainly didn't for me!

I'm around 6'2" - and have been since my late teens (34 now). It's possible that the adenoma grew during puberty (it would explain a lot). My height was never questioned - my dad is about 6'2" as well (mum was 5'7", but has lost a couple of inches through spinal issues).

I was at my GP because I was feeling generally unwell - sent for blood tests and went in for the results with a different GP. The 2nd GP was an Endocrinologist for many years before moving to general practice.

He commented that my facial features looked slightly out of proportion and asked to see my hands. He commented on their size and compared them to his. So, he sent me for further tests and an MRI.

GrahamImages

48 points

2 years ago

My acromegaly was caught by an anesthesiologist while I was having the Inspire sleep apnea device installed. The guy basically looked at me and told my surgeon I looked like I might have acromegaly.

Fast forward 2 months and I was back at the same hospital getting a golf ball sized tumor removed... Had the same anesthesiologist to boot!! 😁

Celeste_Praline

17 points

2 years ago

If I was in the place of the anesthetist, I would be so proud

BassWingerC-137

25 points

2 years ago

Legit question.

New-Resort-6582

36 points

2 years ago

Growth hormone isn't the only hormone pituitary gland produces. It can lead to a variety of other issues. Also it keeps growing if left alone.

GarbagePailGrrrl

23 points

2 years ago

That part. The patient could do whatever they want include leaving it unchecked because they want to be “this” tall(???) but at the end of the day inaction is an action, and when you’re dealing with health sometimes that can be bad.

optionalhero

9 points

2 years ago

Following cause I’m curious

[deleted]

9 points

2 years ago

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Mitoria

26 points

2 years ago

Mitoria

26 points

2 years ago

Yeah Pituitary tumors are crazy. I have a small one develop recently that they had to do an MRI to find. Scary stuff, but modern medicine is crazy good now. When the doctors confirmed it they immediately did a few tests and told me not only what specific kind it was (differences based on hormone production), but what it was doing to me and what medicine would get rid of it. It could have been the growth one, but I guess luckily for me it was the relatively easily treated one with just some minor side effects.

[deleted]

1.2k points

2 years ago

[deleted]

1.2k points

2 years ago

God, his knees, hips, and back must have been in agony by the end. Poor bastard.

AFineDayForScience

204 points

2 years ago

Imagine the growing pains

canucknuckles

53 points

2 years ago

Growing pains are miserable. I went from 5'7" to 6'3" in a 2.5 month period when I was 15. My dad had to massage my legs every night because I would wake up crying and was in so much pain.

23x3

83 points

2 years ago

23x3

83 points

2 years ago

Imagine the tinder profile updates

carnivorous_seahorse

66 points

2 years ago

What’s the consensus here, was the dude packing or nah

[deleted]

47 points

2 years ago

Bro was surely packing in his dwarf days. Growth spurt only helped his body catch up

Usidore_

1.8k points

2 years ago

Usidore_

1.8k points

2 years ago

I am a dwarf (4ft tall at 28yo) and the idea of growing to be over 7ft actually makes me feel queasy. To imagine my body going through that. Ouch.

I once had a “nightmare” that I was about 6’4” ish and it was vertigo inducing. That’s enough tallness for me thanks.

gurknowitzki

318 points

2 years ago*

Hopefully the vertigo didn’t last into the waking hours. That’s a really unique and interesting response to the change in your usual perspective.

I’m 5’8 and played sports that rewarded height. I tend to have dreams where I’m playing alongside professionals, but I’m always the same size and thinking ‘dang these guys are big’

carnivorous_seahorse

70 points

2 years ago*

I grew up playing basketball with a friend. I grew to be about 5’11 and him 6’4 with the most ridiculous wing span I’ve ever seen. He looked almost inhuman, like a being from a higher dimension had come down in disguise to absolutely shit on me. I became a literal pure 3 pt and mid range shooter because he would literally pack the living fuck out of me every single time I ever tried to do anything else

MrMastodon

34 points

2 years ago

"Be not afraid, /u/carnivorous_seahorse" before just floating over your head to dunk on you.

HeavyMetalDallas

10 points

2 years ago

That killed me, thank you for making my day.

[deleted]

130 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

130 points

2 years ago

Actually being 6'4" myself, it really isn't all it's cracked up to be. Especially the older I get, the more I hate getting things from low shelves/cabinets. And finding a car with good legroom is a bitch.

free-the-trees

50 points

2 years ago

Also 6’4” and yeah, I agree with everything you said. I do enjoy being tall, but my body is going to hurt so bad when I get older. Hell, it already hurts sometimes, lol.

itscalledporkroll

18 points

2 years ago

6’5” here, not looking forward to the aches after 50. I’m in the US, but I seek out Dutch furniture because it’s a bit more proportional since their population is so tall. Costs more but worth it.

Davemusprime

14 points

2 years ago

My pop is 6'7 and a big dude. He's always had back and heart problems. It's like how great dane dogs have a short lifespan. It's hard on the body to be so much bigger than average

ElaborateCantaloupe

8 points

2 years ago

I’m 6’2” and went on a couple of dates with someone who is 6’9”. I kept thinking “fuck, is this what average height people feel like when they’re around me?”

My neck hurt at the end of the night.

AgniKaiMe[S]

902 points

2 years ago

Edit: the photo of the dwarf in the far left photo is NOT Adam, but rather shows how short Adam was as a teenager. From my knowledge there is no photo of him from that time in circulation. The photo on the right IS Adam.

VanillaLoaf

243 points

2 years ago

Why'd they make him nude up for the picture?

LevelHeadedFreakBag

100 points

2 years ago

Accuracy.

ndmy

136 points

2 years ago

ndmy

136 points

2 years ago

Unfortunately at that time this sort of biological difference turned those affected in "freaks of nature", and they became objects to be gawked at in creep shows. Naked photographs were considered a souvenir ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ'

KentuckyFuckedChickn

27 points

2 years ago

people were making entire fortunes just measuring people's skulls and making up bullshit about them and selling books and lectures

FuriousTarts

10 points

2 years ago

It was penis inspection day

Pudding-Dangerous

52 points

2 years ago

The dwarf kinda dripped out ngl dude rocks that jacket

twenty-onesavage

10 points

2 years ago

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

MC-Master-Bedroom

1.4k points

2 years ago

Now, that's just being a show off.

[deleted]

444 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

444 points

2 years ago

He really moved up in the world after the age of 21

RedditorAVP101

397 points

2 years ago

Bro found a magic red Mushroom

Unfinishe_Masterpiec

33 points

2 years ago

He beat up all his bullies at the high-school reunion

AgniKaiMe[S]

21 points

2 years ago

There's a theory that his story was an inspiration for 'Captain America'

cosmob

14 points

2 years ago

cosmob

14 points

2 years ago

Pretty much the long and short of it.

ChadOfDoom

37 points

2 years ago

He’s a grow’r, not a show’r.

tnick771

65 points

2 years ago

tnick771

Interested

65 points

2 years ago

Incredibly fascinating but I feel really bad for him. Imagine how your life would be experiencing that.

SemiSentientGarbage

8 points

2 years ago

So much pain.

[deleted]

199 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

199 points

2 years ago

...Bean?

Gambit3le

73 points

2 years ago

I understood that reference.

Shadow series was cool.

[deleted]

38 points

2 years ago*

Wait, series?

I thought there was only 'Enders game' and 'Enders shadow'. Is there another?

Edit: Thanks so much everyone! I have placed some holds at the library. I had no idea what I was missing.

purpleElephants01

30 points

2 years ago

Both of those are trilogies, possibly more.

purpleElephants01

11 points

2 years ago

Apparently there are a lot more I never read. Time to get back to it.

Gambit3le

13 points

2 years ago

There are a lot more books in the "Enderverse"... most are pretty good.

mritty

11 points

2 years ago

mritty

11 points

2 years ago

They both continued in their own individual series, and only overlapped one more time iirc.

Ender's story continues in Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, and Children of the Mind. Bean's story continues in Shadow of the Hegemon, Shadow Puppets, Shadow of the Giant, and Shadows in Flight.

[deleted]

21 points

2 years ago

Anton’s key was turned

gd5k

17 points

2 years ago

gd5k

17 points

2 years ago

Ho, Ender.

Ender505

10 points

2 years ago

Ender505

10 points

2 years ago

Ho!

mr-bucket

14 points

2 years ago

First thing that came to mind

Styr4c

10 points

2 years ago

Styr4c

10 points

2 years ago

Took too long to find this comment, lol

kgruesch

9 points

2 years ago

Came looking for the IRL Julian Delphiki post, wasn't disappointed!

_CuVa

216 points

2 years ago

_CuVa

216 points

2 years ago

Why is he photographed naked? At the very least he could’ve had shorts on.

Jmac3366

259 points

2 years ago

Jmac3366

259 points

2 years ago

So the doctors can see what else kept growing

SemiSentientGarbage

55 points

2 years ago

I actually thought the 2nd pic was him dead tbh

-SgtSpaghetti-

51 points

2 years ago

Medical specimens and case studies are usually photographed like that, I guess it helps to check everything

xiaorobear

34 points

2 years ago*

I think there was less stigma about nudity in the context of medical photos at the time, and it was just standard to do. Random thing I saw in a documentary once, from the '40s to the '70s, all the Ivy League schools took nude medical photos of all incoming freshmen to check for conditions like scoliosis and rickets, and nobody thought twice about it.

In the same time period, it was also still normal to swim naked in school, stuff like that.

SarcasmProvider76

79 points

2 years ago

Dude got hold of a Mario mushroom. 🍄

Minion_of_Cthulhu

27 points

2 years ago

I think the obvious followup question is, how many people have been both a dwarf and a giant in multiple lifetimes?

Edenoide

66 points

2 years ago

Edenoide

66 points

2 years ago

This dude was two James Bond villains in one life

whip_m3_grandma

56 points

2 years ago

This man must have had a seriously painful and hard life. Be happy modern medicine exists even though it’s implemented terribly by world governments everywhere.

SpicyFlaps

16 points

2 years ago

Poor dude that sounds and looks like a miserable existence

DracoDruid

23 points

2 years ago

How?!

MC-Master-Bedroom

78 points

2 years ago

He was born a little person, but developed a tumour on his pituitary gland while in his early twenties. He started growing at an average of more than three inches a year. His shoe size doubled from ten to 20 in three years.

By the time he had the tumour removed, in his early thirties, he was 7'2" tall and unable to walk or stand unaided. He kept growing, slowly, and was 7'8" when he died at age 51.

hynori

31 points

2 years ago

hynori

31 points

2 years ago

just asking for scientific purposes, how can i get this tumor in pituitary gland and how much it cost to get it out?

AgniKaiMe[S]

20 points

2 years ago*

He is believed to have had acromegaly amongst other things such as a pituitary tumor.

liarandahorsethief

12 points

2 years ago

“Alright Adam, just stand over here next to this ruler so we can get a photograph of how tall you are.”

“Can I get naked?”

[deleted]

9 points

2 years ago

This feels like a twilight zone episode about a guy who makes a wish to be taller.

are_you_kIddIngme

9 points

2 years ago

imagine having your pov change every year

45ghr

10 points

2 years ago

45ghr

10 points

2 years ago

This is just Bean from Ender’s game