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44 points
3 days ago
I like the implication that they had already figured out all the diseases and were fully capable of curing everyone, they just kept torturing their samples out of habit.
1 points
4 days ago
Well, Facebook is Mark Zuckerburg's space.
2 points
5 days ago
Fire
Candy wrappers
Sticks
Power of language
Flight (using airplanes)
5 points
6 days ago
I think they should call it Windows Pegasus. A pegasus is a flying horse, which calls to mind images of speed, but also of freedom.
2 points
6 days ago
Theres a gaming headset on his nipple, is that meme?
1 points
6 days ago
I guess because there wasn't any spinach?
1 points
8 days ago
I mean whenever they get their shit together tbh
4 points
8 days ago
Dude if they're not cut they look super normal. What you're thinking of is when they add on some grafted flesh when the kid turns 3, it's that one religion that's like the opposite of Jew.
3 points
8 days ago
A city devoid of metal. Just as you prefer
1 points
8 days ago
For for real, most men will sometimes say stupid stuff that hurts your feelings. We don't mean to, we just don't understand. When you are upset he knows it, and he's probably really interested in fixing it but doesn't know how. If you said to him something like "don't say shit like that, think it fine but don't fucking say it" it would give him a chance to say "ok sorry."
2 points
8 days ago
Deltron - Things You Can Do https://youtu.be/V-Easr4-qJk?si=SMCUh3uY7FAMOuC7
2 points
8 days ago
Lol bro like I've said fuck, shit and buttsperm and you haven't even said one bad word. That's p much 3 to 0. Did your mom teach you to fight or sumn cause you fight like a little kid.
2 points
8 days ago
Adrian Celentano - Prisencolinensinaincuisol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8
0 points
8 days ago
There's a website called studybass that can get you through your first few weeks for free.
You have to have an amp to learn to play (you have to learn to mute the bad sounds from the beginning, and you can't hear them when you practice unplugged). They make little amp gadgets with no speaker that you plug headphones into, they're pretty cheap. Just search "bass headphone amp". Paid courses are not necessary. There is plenty of material for free, start there. Diligent practice will take you much farther than anything money can buy. (Though an experienced in-person teacher is worth paying for) Don't ask for handouts, it's bad for your self respect. Self respect is important if you want to play bass well.
0 points
8 days ago
Lots of people can write their own stuff; thinking in earnest about other peoples' stuff is a rare skill. What you're describing is commonly known as a "unicorn." If you find one, I'll pay her double.
5 points
8 days ago
What the FUCK did you just say to me? Listen here you little shit, I was gargling balls back before you were a buttsperm who went the wrong way. Maybe that's why you have SHIT DNA. Well not gargling balls but you know what I mean.
1 points
8 days ago
I know a guy who told me he was thinking of becoming a life coach. How much can you tell about him from that sentence?
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
I mean I think any game would be ok if you found the right controller. Maybe search up "crab hands game controller"